Chapter 494: Chapter 343: The Funeral of Xue Dili

[Name: Susu (Su Ji)]

Age: ?

Gender: ? (formerly female)

Body Data: 157cm, 43kg

Measurements: 77 (in a bound state), 58, 81 (B-Class young lady’s figure)]

Looking at the panel displayed on the system, the young lady couldn’t hold it anymore, especially since it even showed her chest binding.

So she confirmed this was an enlightenment from God, thus her smile towards Xue Dili became even more ingratiating.

However, Xue Dili still preferred the way you puffed up angrily just now.

Xue Dili wondered if kids these days didn’t need chakra to change expressions. Just now, they shouted and threatened as if they were provoked, and then suddenly turned charming like a Shiba Inu.

"Maybe you should change your face back, I think it’s more normal that way," Xue Dili remarked sarcastically.

"Uh..." The witch felt so embarrassed that her toes curled up, yet she still took a cautious step forward. Realizing nothing was amiss, the dimensional demon opposite her seemed quite easygoing despite the intimidating number above its head.

"Slap!" The witch gave herself a hard slap. "Susu, Susu, how could you be deceived by the appearance of a dimensional demon! Don’t be fooled by a good-looking demon; a sin value in the billions clearly isn’t someone good. Stay alert, stay alert!"

But in Xue Dili’s eyes, she seemed like a lunatic, suddenly giving her good-looking face a slap, her expression changed multiple times, then she put on a strange smile again and said, "Sir, I got it wrong just now, how about making a friend?"

Xue Dili: "..."

He had heard of people who could change their expressions three times a second, but he hadn’t believed it until now.

"Whatever, by the way, what’s your world like?" Xue Dili asked casually.

Based on his guess, anyone who could come into his body was no good; they were always the ones with the most troubling issues. Xue Dili once thought Old Green, living in the Fairy Tale World, might be someone with a happy life.

At most, it was just separation from his wife due to lifespan issues.

However, discovering the real Old Green and the Evil Eye on that spaceship almost broke him. Later, it was the old mystic scholars, the Old Demon Emperor, and Angels, each heavyweight.

He didn’t know what type this underage witch with a bit of baby fat belonged to, but seeing her acting all naive and sweet, she didn’t seem like someone with deep-seated grievances...

Truly grieving people wouldn’t have such a silly charm...right?

Xue Dili was confused, having met those who, despite having deep-seated grievances, pretended not to care at all.

Who knew, when Xue Dili asked about her home planet, the girl who was just smiling like a Shiba Inu suddenly glared at Xue Dili with full alertness and fear, and almost reverted to her agitated state.

Alarm bells rang in her heart: "Why does this dimensional demon ask about my hometown right upon meeting? Does he want to destroy my hometown? Is it my hometown’s humans he’s after?"

She immediately shook her head like a rattle, since looking at the terrifying billions on Xue Dili’s head was genuinely unnerving.

Anyone who could see such a number of heads above his own would be terrified.

But she didn’t dare directly oppose Xue Dili; instead, she just deflected, continuing, "My hometown... it’s great, it’s great, people live happily, even though there are often evil ghosts and demons from Hell, and bizarre things causing harm, it’s actually alright... people live happily..."

Xue Dili: "?"

Wait a minute... could the translator be broken?

Xue Dili first suspected if the old thing left behind a broken translator, but then remembered the Miss Witch and he were soul-connected; they didn’t need translation and could understand each other using the most familiar terms.

And just now, she mentioned evil ghosts, demons, and bizarre things...

Girl, are you sure there’s nothing wrong with your world?

These words made Xue Dili shiver, yet the opposing witch claimed these were common in her world.

Do you live in Hell?

Asking directly about her world won’t work; she seemed very cautious, so Xue Dili asked indirectly, "What exactly are these... things?"

"Hm, you don’t have these around here?" the girl became puzzled instead.

Xue Dili didn’t get annoyed. He pulled open the curtains to let her see the bright and sunny weather outside.

From his home, you could directly see the marketplace across the way, where lots of elderly people brought vegetables from their gardens to sell on the curbs, still with soil on them, green and healthy.

Though it was nearing lunchtime, the entrance to the market was still bustling with people.

This scene left the little witch wide-eyed. With her wooden slippers, she looked at the mass of people at the market, and outside this house, there wasn’t a single evil ghost!

Even with so many people gathered, not an evil ghost in sight!

Then she turned her head back to see Xue Dili’s terrifying billion above his head again, her expression crumbling.

Could it be that the evil ghosts are scared of this dimensional demon?

She thought this, and seeing the lively outside view, felt a bit lost for some reason, then said, "I guess I’ll explain a bit."