Car-hailing Driver: Rewards from Complaints
Chapter 412 - 201: If You Make Me Go On Stage Again, I’ll Beat You Up_4
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Yang Chen asked helplessly, "Young Master Song, are your parents okay or what? Why did they pick me again?"
Song Siming: "It’s all your fault! You insisted on swapping back, if I hadn’t swapped back, there wouldn’t have been a mistake!"
Yang Chen: "Damn it..."
Yang Chen turned around and walked onto the stage.
Song Siming sat back down, grabbing his hair with both hands, lowering his head in frustration.
Chairman Zhou was also helpless and quickly went up to hug Yang Chen.
"Brother, it’s you again! If this keeps going, everyone will think you’re my stooge." Chairman Zhou said with a laugh.
Yang Chen: "I’m helpless too, how did I get picked again? I suspect the staff are targeting me!"
"Haha..." The whole place burst into laughter.
Backstage, Song Siming’s parents were furious and started scolding the lighting staff.
The staff explained aggrievedly, "Originally, Young Master Song was sitting in seat A22, but why did he switch to A23 again? I programmed it to automatically select seat A22, it’s really not my fault."
Oh well...
This is all fate!
On stage.
Chairman Zhou asked with a smile, "Brother, your earlier performance of ’Blue and White Porcelain’ was great. Can you handle the next song, ’Huo Yuanjia’?"
Yang Chen: "Of course!"
Chairman Zhou: "Do you know any martial arts?"
Yang Chen: "A little!"
Chairman Zhou: "Haha... Oh dear, now I’m starting to wonder if you’re my stooge."
"Haha..." The whole place burst into laughter.
Chairman Zhou: "I needed a fan who can play the piano, and you can. I needed a fan who knows martial arts, and you do too. Not just others, even I feel like you’re my stooge."
Yang Chen: "I can prove I’m not a stooge, I’m just an ordinary Bibi ride-sharing driver."
Chairman Zhou: "Haha... Alright! Let’s take a look at your martial arts skills then."
The staff brought a headset mic for Yang Chen and got ready.
Then, the music started.
In the beginning, Yang Chen and Chairman Zhou sang separately, and when it reached the climax, Chairman Zhou sang while Yang Chen performed martial arts.
Yang Chen’s physical fitness was extremely strong, but he only knew one martial art, which was the ’Baji Fist.’
With fierce elbow strikes aiming for the chest, the resting ox strikes fiercely against the wall.
Drive through the crotch, deeply hiding the strikes, grabbing and kicking the crotch.
Reverse smash, frontal stance, using fists, aiming for the chest.
Attacking the belly, using double collisions, stepping and turning with elbow strikes.
Advance with the central elbow, the tough tiger climbing mountains, Iron Mountain Lean...
Yang Chen displayed the fierceness of the ’Baji Fist’ to the fullest, and the fans had already forgotten Chairman Zhou’s lyrics, focusing entirely on Yang Chen’s performance.
Tang Xia was stunned, how could there be such a perfect man in the world?
Being handsome was one thing, but being skilled in both arts and martial arts?
Beside, Song Siming grabbed his hair, internally shouting, "Stop singing, end it quickly! I want to go home..."
Very soon, ’Huo Yuanjia’ was finished.
Chairman Zhou happily came forward to give Yang Chen a high-five, saying, "Brother, that was amazing. If I’m not mistaken, you were using Baji Fist, right?"
Yang Chen: "Yes, it’s Baji Fist."
Chairman Zhou: "Impressive. Honestly, brother, you are too talented to just be a ride-sharing driver. You have skills in both arts and martial arts, and you’re so handsome, you should try other jobs. Leave me your contact info later, I’ll recommend you in the future. I believe someone as outstanding as you shouldn’t be buried."
Yang Chen quickly replied, "Thank you. I still prefer driving a ride-sharing car, such a lifestyle makes me feel comfortable. Tonight was great fun, thank you for helping me fulfill my fan dream. I’m heading off now, you continue with your performance."
Having said that, Yang Chen ran down.
Chairman Zhou nodded approvingly, thinking Yang Chen was really different.
For others, if Chairman Zhou offered them an opportunity, they would definitely accept without hesitation, but Yang Chen refused.
"Geniuses are always different, that’s quite normal!" Chairman Zhou thought to himself.
The audience was also chatting.
"This ride-sharing guy is amazing! Not just handsome, he can play piano, knows martial arts, it would be great to date someone like him."
"Hehe... I think dating him would be very happy too. Listening to him play the piano when free, being protected with martial arts in danger. Wow, just the thought makes me feel excited, oops, just happy thinking about it."
"This must be an assistant performer hired by Chairman Zhou, how could he just be a ride-sharing driver? With his abilities, wouldn’t he do better in any other job than driving ride-share?"
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Yang Chen returned to his seat and emphasized to Song Siming, "Young Master Song, please explain to your parents, if there’s anything like this again, make sure to see clearly, don’t pick me again. I’m a very low-key person, what does it mean to keep making me the center of attention?"
Song Siming wanted to cry, is this even human talk?
Oh?
Stealing the spotlight twice from carefully arranged performances for Song Siming, and now saying such sarcastic things!
"Are you even human? You’ve gotten all the attention and now you’re being sarcastic. You’re not human, you have no humanity." Song Siming accused.
Yang Chen: "Screw you, you’re the one who’s not human. I’m serious, don’t make me go up again, or I’ll beat you up, always creating trouble for me!"
Song Siming didn’t dare to talk back, having just seen how formidable Yang Chen’s martial arts were.
If Yang Chen really got pissed, one Iron Mountain Lean could wreck him.
Tang Xia laughed and said, "Brother Yang, I didn’t know you were skilled in both arts and martial arts. Before meeting you, I never thought someone could be this exceptional."
Song Siming: "Xiaxia, didn’t you just say you don’t like people who know martial arts?"
Tang Xia: "That was just now, after watching Brother Yang’s performance, I suddenly feel martial arts are great and give a special sense of security."
Women, they’re changeable; getting better or worse is all normal.
Song Siming: "You... you’re infuriating me!"
At this time, several young ladies in the audience actively asked to add Yang Chen as a friend. 𝐟𝗿𝐞𝚎𝚠𝐞𝚋𝕟𝐨𝚟𝐞𝕝.𝕔𝕠𝚖
"Hey there, can we add each other on WeChat?"
"Let’s hang out together sometime, we have lots of beauties here."
"Add me, the expenses are all on me when we hang out."
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This scene, how could Song Siming, who desperately wanted to be in the spotlight, take it?
Song Siming got up angrily and left, he couldn’t stand watching this concert anymore.
Damn, watching for one more second might kill me.
Tang Xia laughed happily and said, "Brother Yang, you’re amazing. He’s been pestering me for years, and I just couldn’t rebuff him. Look at you, you’re here, he felt so ashamed that he left quickly. Oh, if only we had met earlier, it’s like we met too late."
Yang Chen: "Oh... I’m actually a low-key person."
"Hehe... I know, if you weren’t low-key, you wouldn’t be so outstanding yet content with driving a ride-share." Tang Xia said with a smile.
Yang Chen said to the young ladies who wanted to add him, "Thank you all for your kindness, but I’m usually busy driving, I don’t have time to hang out. I still have grandparents at home, and my parents are bedridden. Also, I have two younger brothers in high school, the pressure is too great, no time to hang out."
Oh damn, what kind of tragic life is this?
If I date a boyfriend like this, wouldn’t it be a catastrophe?
I’m outta here, I’m outta here, I’m outta here...
Tang Xia covered her mouth, trying not to laugh, then whispered in Yang Chen’s ear, "You’re so bad. But, I like it. Hehe... facing such unwanted advances, you should directly refuse. Someone as excellent as you can find a better partner."
Yes, Reba is right...