God Invasion: It's awesome to save the world with five problematic girls!
Chapter 1391 - 407: Goddess of Beauty (2)
"Alternate account?"
"Yeah... it's like, if your main account is blocked, or you've removed each other, you can find an excuse to use an alternate account to add them..."
"...but, why do that, Meow?"
This was completely outside Yan Huan's knowledge area, but Bai Yi blinked as if it was second nature,
"Because that way you can spy on their social media circle! Ah, and also, they might post some moments that are hidden from your main account, but if you have an alternate account you can see them..."
"..."
Yan Huan didn't understand, just felt very shocked.
In front of her, Bai Yi looked so experienced, had she done this before?
"You... did you do this before, Meow?"
"Uh-huh, when I first added Yan Huan... He never posted anything, I thought he was blocking me and secretly posting stuff. So I secretly asked a classmate, during the society tournament, to pretend to add him..."
"..."
You really have done this?!
Yan Huan, having no impression of this at all, was shocked by Bai Yi's little schemes.
How should I put this...
In school, you doing this was understandable, since you were young...
But in the if-line where you're already in your thirties and still doing this...
Should I say, as expected of you?!
"Let me see what the Yan Huan in the if-line is doing.."
Actually, Bai Yi was a bit unsure.
Because, in the past, she did this when she wasn't with Yan Huan...
Now having reached the future's if-line, is she still doing this?!
Doesn't that imply...
"..."
So, she swallowed her saliva, opened Yan Huan's social media. The first post was:
"Both mother and daughter are safe, 4 pounds 6 ounces, dear wife worked hard!"
Beneath was a photo of Ye Shiyu looking pale, in hospital attire, holding a small bundle, smiling.
"Bang!!"
On seeing this, Bai Yi's face turned crimson, and she fiercely smashed her phone on the ground,
"What is this nonsense?!"
"..."
Yan Huan watched as the flushed Bai Yi instantly went into pink pufferfish mode, engulfed him in a hug, and began to shake his kitty head side to side,
"Ahhh, my eyes!!
"It feels like watching ten horror movies at once, so terrifying! Have I been hypnotized too?
"And Yan Huan, you big jerk, you've already died for her once and you still went for it... yikes...
"Could it be the dead Godzilla syndrome?!"
What the heck dead Godzilla syndrome!
It's Stockholm Syndrome!!
Yan Huan's cat face turned black, he immediately virtualized and slipped out of her grasp,
"Calm down, Meow!"
"Omm..."
Hearing this, Bai Yi finally calmed down a bit, but still pouted, muttering,
"I know, it's just the fake if-line... so, what are we supposed to do here?"
Yan Huan glanced at her, meowed,
"Just stay here until 4:44 PM tomorrow, but if you have to do something... why not visit Yan Huan's place?"
Because his first visit to his future self's house to grab precious Crab Coins and Crab Medicine left Yan Huan with an obsession.
As long as it's a future if-line, he wants to see if he can find any valuable items to take back.
After all, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
On the other hand, he's quite curious about the state of his current self in the if-line.
Since he merged with Meow's divine body and didn't replace, how would his self in the if-line be?
Better go and confirm...
"..."
But on hearing this, Bai Yi swallowed her saliva.
After a second of silence, she nervously asked,
"...will Ye Shiyu hit us?"
"Didn't she just have a baby, Meow?"
"You don't know, she knows kung fu! What if she sees me, drops the baby, and then comes at me with a combo..."
Bai Yi, you really are...
"I mean, she's definitely still in the hospital! You won't see her, Meow!!"
Yan Huan rolled his eyes, swung his tail, and turned to walk towards the outside.
Behind him, Bai Yi blinked, looked at the pompous white cat, and couldn't help but wave her little pink fist.
"Click..."
Yan Huan virtualized right through the door, a few seconds later Bai Yi pushed the door open.
The place where she lived in the future was quite spacious, but she seemed to live alone, showing no signs of anyone else living there.
"..."
Bai Yi seemed to notice this as well, looked around, and blinked.
"What are you thinking, Meow?"
Yan Huan moved over her high-end wine shelf, and in the next second, appeared on the storage shelf beside it.
Even though Meow's body had a bit of Useless, he still liked having the ability to virtualize and instantaneous movement at any time.
He picked up the house keys placed on it and looked back at Bai Yi to ask.
"Nothing much..."
Bai Yi shook her head and took out the phone she had just dropped.
She logged out of the alternate account and logged in to her main account.
Messages popped up on Plane, her fingers slid slightly, and eventually stopped on a box with the remark "Zuo Jiangqin".
"..."
She didn't open it, instead locking the phone screen.
"Meow~"
Yan Huan handed her the room key, asking,
"Ready to go, Meow?"
"Ah, wait... Wait a moment!"
"Meow?"
Watching her run back, looking through several rooms until she found the bedroom and walked in without closing the door.
Yan Huan blinked, jumped off the table, and followed.
"Rustle... rustle..."
However, just as he walked in, he looked up, and right in front of him was Bai Yi unsuspectingly lifting her sleepwear.
In the room's soft light, her graceful figure and large patches of fair skin were vividly highlighted.