Hogwarts: Chill, I'm Not That Riddle
Chapter 32: Rubeus Hagrid
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After lunch, Harry and Ron headed to Hagridās hut, just like theyād planned.
The half-giant greeted them warmlyāwith scalding hot tea and rock-hard pies that could probably dent a cauldron.
"Another Weasley?"
Hagrid groaned the moment he saw Ronās unmistakable red hair. "Iāve barely gotten any sleep these past few years trying to keep your brothers out of the Forbidden Forest."
Ron gave an awkward chuckle, lowering his head to nibble on the pie. Big mistakeāhe nearly cracked a tooth. His face twisted like heād bitten into a brick.
Seeing Ronās expression, Harry quietly put his own pie back on the plate, blew on his tea, and took a careful sip. Then he started chatting about their first week of classes.
To Harry, Hogwarts was nothing short of a dream. Cozy dorms, food he could eat until he was full, and a decent amount of spending moneyāwell, inheritance technically.
But the best part? Magic. He was learning spells, making real friends... It was everything heād ever wanted.
The only thing that put a damper on his mood was todayās run-in with Snape.
"Tom Riddle even claimed Snape was apologizing to my mum," Harry grumbled. "I mean, come on. Thatās gotta be total nonsense."
He didnāt notice how Hagridās massive frame twitched slightly at the mention of that nameāTom Riddle.
"Hagrid," Harry continued, "I really think Snape hates me. As if I made a mistake and didnāt apologize."
"Rubbish," Hagrid muttered distractedly, fiddling with the leftover pies. "Why would he hate you? And even if someone owes an apology, it wouldnāt be you."
"If anyone should be apologizing," Hagrid thought, "itād be James Potter."
He remembered all too well how arrogant that groupāthe Maraudersāhad been back in the day. Even the Slytherin kids training to be Death Eaters didnāt dare mess with them. Snape had been the only one stubborn enough to keep standing up to them, and heād gotten battered for it.
It wasnāt until James matured after graduation that Hagrid actually saw a decent side of him. They even became friendsāeventually.
"Huh?" Harry blinked. "Then... who should apologize?"
Hagrid waved his enormous hand dismissively, clearly done with the subject. "No one needs to apologize. Snapeās not out to get you, Harry. Donāt overthink it. Here, have another nougat."
"...Alright."
Harry could tell Hagrid was dodging the question, but he didnāt press it. Instead, he listened to Ron talk about one of his older brothers who worked with dragons in Romania. While they chatted, Harryās gaze drifted to a newspaper on the edge of the table.
The headline caught his eye: "Latest on the Gringotts Break-In."
He picked it up and skimmed the article. Huhāwhat a coincidence. The break-in happened on his birthday... the very same day heād gone to Diagon Alley with Hagrid.
Still, Dumbledore had picked up whatever it was they were supposed to get before the robbery happened. And he hadnāt given Hagrid any special mission. So Harry didnāt overthink it.
He glanced at the paper once more, then let it go.
But Tom didnāt.
After reading that dayās issue of The Daily Prophet, he fell deep into thought.
In his past life, many people believed Dumbledore had orchestrated everything at Hogwartsāevery danger and adventure laid out like stepping stones to help Harry grow stronger.
That all of it had been a master plan to train Harry, preparing him to eventually defeat Voldemort and fulfill the prophecy.
But Tom never bought into that theory.
Sure, Dumbledore had a tight grip on the school. He definitely knew more than he let on.
But that didnāt mean he was omniscient or had every detail planned out in advance.
If heād really known what was happening, thereās no way heād have let the Chamber of Secrets open in second year, Sirius Black escape in third, or let Barty Crouch Jr. impersonate Moody in fourth.
Still, there was no doubt that first-year Harry had been carefully pushed along a very specific path. Those so-called "obstacles" guarding the Philosopherās Stone? They felt less like defenses against a real threat and more like a puzzle trail meant for a curious young wizard.
Tom didnāt care about the Philosopherās Stone. Immortality that couldnāt stop aging? Useless.
What he did care about... was Quirrell.
If they dangled the Philosopherās Stone like bait, Tom figured Quirrell would bite.
Hell, heād probably play fetch if you threw it far enough. And even if he didnāt want to, Tom Riddleāthe one inside his headāwould probably give him a shove.
Not that this Tom needed a servant or anything. He wasnāt a Dark Lord.
All he wanted from Professor Quirrell... was a few easy credits.
Not an unreasonable ask, right?
"Tom, what are you thinking about?" Daphneās voice cut through his thoughts. Sheād been watching him stare off toward the Black Lake, lost in thought.
He blinked, then smiled faintly. "Just wondering how someone like Professor Quirrell ever got hired."
Daphne pulled a face. "Right? The man can barely form a sentence. Iād rather read the textbook than listen to him stutter through a lecture."
"I mean, what was Dumbledore thinking? Heās over a hundredāmaybe heās just gone senile?"
Tom couldnāt help but wonder just what Dumbledore had done in the past to make purebloods despise him so thoroughly.
Not that Daphne would know anything about that kind of ancient wizarding drama. Still, he humored her.
"I heard thereās a curse on the Defense Against the Dark Arts position," Tom said casually. "No professor lasts more than a year."
"Thatās what I heard too!" Daphneās eyes lit up. "Every single one quits or disappears. Itās like clockwork."
She perked up immediately, diving into gossip mode as she eagerly shared all the juicy tidbits sheād picked up.
The last Defense professor? A witch who got cheated out of her money and her heart by some shady wizard. She ended up castrating the guy during a dark and stormy night, then looted everything he had and fled the country. Sheās still wanted by the Ministry.
The one before her was a super old wizardāan old friend of Dumbledoreās. Came down with something nasty around Easter and got carted off to St. Mungoās.
And the ones before that? Thereād been smugglers, shady experimenters who injured themselves, and even someone who turned out to have a criminal record.
As Daphneās stories went on, her voice got softer and softer... until finally, she trailed off completelyācurled up beside Tom, using his arm as a pillow.
Tom glanced at the sleeping girl, helplessly amused.
He didnāt wake her. Instead, he shifted into a more comfortable position for both of themāand let his mind drift into the Study space.
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