I'm 90 years old and the system tells me it's time to create harem

Chapter 91: It’s really you, Shriveled Melon bro!

I'm 90 years old and the system tells me it's time to create harem

Chapter 91: It’s really you, Shriveled Melon bro!

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Chapter 91: It’s really you, Shriveled Melon bro!

"Dear, let’s not slap him for now. He probably won’t be able to wake up for a while. I’ve just analyzed the composition of the mist!"

Laura took out a delicate-looking crystal ball and explained:"This mist is a paralytic gas, and it’s infused with the aura of water elements. Without an antidote, once inhaled, it would cause nerve paralysis, making it impossible to awaken for some time."

Alexander nodded, gently laying down Louis, and said, "I see..."

With command over five elemental powers, even without an antidote, the poisonous mist would not harm Alexander.

Given that Louis wasn’t waking up, Alexander decided not to linger. He turned and left with Laura.

Soon, they entered the room of the high priest.The high priest lay motionless on his bed.

Before Alexander could approach to check on him, Laura hurriedly said, "He’s my mentor. Be gentle with him."

"What are you thinking?" Alexander chuckled, shaking his head. He placed a pill into the high priest’s mouth, then moved on to explore other rooms.

Minutes later, they stood outside the triplets’ room. Alexander kicked the door open without hesitation.

With a loud bang, the door swung open.

"Ava, Mia, Zoe, are you awake?" Alexander shouted.

The room was empty.

Scanning the surroundings, Alexander then kicked the bedroom door, which was also devoid of any presence.

At that moment, he noticed a faint light emanating from the bathroom.

Laura remarked, somewhat startled, "Don’t tell me all three of them are bathing. Isn’t it a bit rash for us to just barge in like this?"

"Now’s not the time for proprieties, our situation is dire. Let’s save them first," Alexander quickly replied.

With a resigned chuckle, Laura followed Alexander towards the bathroom.

With bold strides, Alexander pushed the bathroom door open and declared, "Ladies! I’m here to save you!"

But the scene he anticipated didn’t greet him.

On the bathroom floor, three identical beauties, clad in conservative pajamas, sat cross-legged, their faces pale, with an aura swirling around them.

Clearly, they were using some special technique to fend off the mist’s effects.

Spotting their modest attire, Alexander expressed his disappointment, "What were you girls thinking? You were about to bathe and yet you’re dressed so conservatively. Are you afraid of being spied on?"

Mia, sounding puzzled, said, "What are you talking about? My hearing is impaired. I can’t hear clearly."

Meanwhile, Ava struggled to open her eyes. Catching sight of Alexander, she gasped, "Alexander, this mist... it’s toxic!"

He sighed, "It seems the three of you have also been affected by the mist. It’s truly dreadful."

Zoe, quite taken aback, quickly intervened, "We haven’t passed out. Please, if you can save us, we’ll fulfill any of your wishes."

Emphasizing ’any wishes,’ Zoe’s implication was crystal clear.

Meanwhile, Zoe began trying to remove her nightgown, but due to the effects of the toxic fog, her movements were slow and clumsy.

However, Alexander didn’t take advantage of people’s vulnerability. He left behind three antidote pills and walked out.

Zoe looked at Laura in bewilderment, "Miss Laura, what did he mean? Doesn’t he like seeing us undressed?"

Laura replied, looking at Zoe, "My husband might be a bit flirtatious, but he’s incredibly honorable. These pills can alleviate the fog’s effects. Take them."

Laura left the bedroom and jumped directly from the second floor to stand by Alexander’s side. "With everyone else incapacitated, it seems we’re the only ones left to deal with this."

Alexander glanced at her, "Stay here and protect the poisoned. I’ll go deal with the one responsible for releasing the gas."

"Alright, just be careful," Laura replied, her voice laced with concern.

Giving Laura a thumbs up, Alexander turned and strode toward the base’s main entrance.

Upon arrival, he saw many soldiers and guards collapsed, evidently paralyzed by the fog.

Alexander stepped out, the wind rustling his hair in the silent darkness.

Pausing for a moment, he solemnly said, "System, assign me a mission."

System: "What mission?"

Alexander calmly replied, "I know your tasks are generated based on my current situation. Provide me with three random tasks, so I can gauge what’s going on."

System: "Host, you’re truly a genius! Generating tasks for you now."

Soon, system notifications echoed in Alexander’s ears.

[Ding! Congratulations on accepting the task: Defeat 500 beasts within half an hour. Upon completion, you will receive: 100 Flying Swords.]

[Ding! Congratulations on accepting the task: Eliminate 200 disciples from the Order of the Wandering Oracles within half an hour. Reward: 100 Lightning Talismans.]

[Ding! Task: Defeat Charming Prince. Reward: "Secrets of Invisibility" Manual.]

Using the system’s cheat, Alexander immediately discerned his present situation.

Meaning, nearby were 500 beasts, 200 disciples from the Order of the Wandering Oracles, and a boss.

At that moment, Alexander sharply turned his attention to the skies, hearing a swift swoosh.

Alexander abruptly raised his head, and under the effect of the hardening spell, his body instantly became incredibly tough.

Clang!

A sharp sword rebounded off Alexander’s chest. With a wave, Laura’s spiritual sword floated beside him.

"Trying to assassinate me in the shadows? Face me directly!" Alexander challenged.

A disdainful snort echoed from the darkness. The next moment, a black-robed CharmingPrince gracefully descended from the sky.

His robe flowed with the wind, surrounded by numerous hovering swords. He appeared elegant and agile.

Narrowing his eyes, Alexander smirked, "So, you’re Charming Prince?"

Charming Prince shot Alexander a piercing look and, with surprise, replied, "You know my name!"

In the fleeting moment when he turned his head, illuminated by the ethereal glow of the moonlight, Alexander saw his face.

Alexander was taken aback. 𝑓𝑟ℯ𝘦𝓌𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝑐ℴ𝓂

It’s... it’s...

"Pff! LOL! Shriveled Melon! It’s really you, shriveled melon bro! Haha!"

Alexander clutched his belly, laughing uncontrollably to the point where tears nearly streamed down his face.

He laughed boisterously, "So, your name is CharmingPrince? Are you sure you picked that name seriously? LOL!"

Listening to that grating laughter, CharmingPrince gritted his teeth, shaking violently with fury blazing in his eyes.

This... this bastard!!

CharmingPrince pointed at Alexander, infuriated, "You dare mock me time and time again. Last time you had the advantage of numbers. This time, I swear I’ll mince you!"

Instead of being intimidated by the threat, Alexander’s laughter grew even louder, "Haha, when you’re angry, you look even more like shriveled melon!"

Holding back his laughter, Alexander said, "Honestly, I can’t help it. But since you’re an enemy, I guess I won’t feel guilty no matter how much I laugh. Don’t you agree? Wahahaha!"

Alexander’s unrestrained laughter echoed through the sky, growing wilder.

"You jerk! Did you even hear me?" CharmingPrince roared in rage. "I said I’ll mince you. Did you hear me?!"

Suppressing his laughter, Alexander covered his face and pointed at CharmingPrince, "System, is his appearance natural? Why does he have a built-in mental attack effect while I have nothing?"

System: "I really don’t know~"

"Haha! LOL!"

Alexander continued to laugh, completely ignoring CharmingPrince’s provocation, "Why on earth would you choose the name CharmingPrince?"

Trembling, CharmingPrince took a step back, murmuring, "He’s... ignoring me."

CharmingPrince was so enraged that he shook uncontrollably, steam rising from his head.

"You... you..." CharmingPrince’s eyes trembled with fury.

"You can kill me, but you can’t insult me!"

CharmingPrince snapped. With a roar, he charged at Alexander in a mad rush.

"You despicable jerk! Today, I will end you!"

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