Is It Weird for a Guy to Apply to a Witch School?
Chapter 60 - The Heart-Pounding Incense Shop Lady
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âYuehan, youâre heading out?â Tang Yihan called as I clocked out. Sheâd just finished the last of the shopâs chores and stopped me.
âUh, something up, Senior?â I asked cautiously. Sheâd been riled up by Ying Shiqian earlierâfirst startled, then tricked into thinking sheâd get a new recipe, only to nearly make herself sick testing it. I was worried her bad mood might spill over.
âI talked to the boss about your pay. You see the deposit?â she asked.
âOh, yeah, I got it. Thanks, Senior!â I said, relieved. Just that, thank goodness.
âGood. Youâre buying incense, right? I can recommend some shops. Qualityâs all over the place, so donât get ripped off.â
âReally?â My eyes lit up. I had zero experience with incense and was just going to grab whatever. A recommendation from her could save me a ton of hassle.
âYup. Iâll send you the shopâs address later. Got to runâcatch you later!â she said, waving.
âBye, Senior! Iâm off!â I called back.
After parting ways, I headed to the nearest transit station. My villa wasnât far, but I wasnât ready to go home. It was just me thereâheading back meant going to bed early.
Might as well buy some incense and maybe check out the meditation room.
I checked the timeâ it was still early. After hearing Ying Shiqian rave about meditation rooms, I was sold. The problem was that a proper meditation room wasnât cheap.
My phone buzzed. Must be Tang Yihan sending the shopâs address.
The name caught me off guard: âAromatherapy Boutique.â Wasnât I looking for incense? Werenât aromatherapy and incense the same thing?
Confused but curious, I locked in the destination and mapped out the bus route.
I arrived, but finding the place took some effort. The shop was tiny, squeezed between two bigger storefronts.
Inside, it was narrow but elegantly decorated, lined with rows of bottled aromatics. Even sealed, a heady, almost overwhelming scent filled the air.
âNew customer? Looking for anything specific?â a voice called from the back.
That voiceâsilky, almost hypnotic, dripping with charm like the shopâs fragranceâgave me instant goosebumps.
I turned and saw her: a stunning, tall witch gliding toward me, her heels clicking sharply, echoing in my head. Her tailored dress hugged her curves, every move screaming refined elegance.
I was frozen until she stopped right in front of me.
âUh⊠s-sorry!â I stammered, mentally kicking myself. Why was I acting like some creepy dude? So embarrassing.
âNo need to apologize,â she said with a soft laugh, unfazed by my awkwardness. âI didnât expect a freshman to wander in. I hope I didnât startle you.â
She was taking the blame? Her kindness only made me feel worse.
âItâs my talent,â she continued, her eyes glinting. âYou were a cute boy before, werenât you?â
âWhat?â My embarrassment vanished, replaced by shock.
How did everyone keep figuring out I used to be a boy? What gave me away?
âMy talent draws in people attracted to women,â she said, casually reaching out to pinch my cheek with a smile. âIf you werenât a boy before, youâd have to be a deeply closeted lesbian.â
âS-Sorry!â I swatted her hand away, my heart racing as she leaned closer. What kind of talent was this? It was terrifying.
âSo shy. Definitely a boy,â she teased, pulling back without a hint of offense. âSo, what brings you to my shop, little one?â
âI⊠whewâŠâ I stepped back, catching my breath to steady my racing heart. âMy senior recommended this place for incense. Uh, Senior, do you have incense here?â
After my run-ins with older students, Iâd learned calling anyone âSeniorâ at the academy was a safe bet.
But I needed to know about the incense. The shop was packed with liquid aromatherapy bottles, not a stick of meditation incense in sight. Were these the same thing?
âRecommended, huh? Mind sharing who sent you? I donât get many customers,â she said, her voice still dripping with that magnetic charm.
âUhâŠâ I hesitated. Tang Yihan hadnât said if I could name-drop her. Would it be rude to spill?
âOh, my bad, I got nosy,â she said with a light laugh. âYouâre after incense, right? For meditation?â
âYes!â I nodded eagerly, catching on. So there was a difference between regular incense and meditation incense?
âAlright, but meditation incense can get pricey,â she warned, turning to fetch something.
I let out a breath as she walked away. She seemed kind, but her presence made me jittery. That talent of hersâfatal attraction? Terrifying. Good thing I had some self-control, I told myself, patting my chest. Was it my imagination, or did it feel⊠bigger? Probably. Iâd been putting in serious effort at night to help things along.
Her comment about the price didnât surprise me. My paycheck had hit, but a full dayâs work only netted about two hundred bucks. A few days of that wasnât much. I hoped the incense wasnât too steepâI still wanted to hit the meditation room later.
Translator's note: In Chinese internet slang, "cute boy" is often a teasing term. It usually refers to someone who looks like a cute girl but is actually a boy. This is common in anime culture.