Master, Your Wife Has Become a Super Star Through Fortune-Telling
Chapter 242 - 243: Cat Abuse
[Is there anyone in the same city who can go beat him up for me? Beat the life out of him!]
[I’m so disgusted I could die! What kind of trash is he?!]
[I’m furious! So furious! I really want to beat him to death!]
Su Nian said, "I suggest you call the police. I’ve recorded everything he just said."
"Okay, thank you, Streamer!"
Tears welled up in Xiao Yu’s eyes.
Then she heard Su Nian say, "I have Bad Luck Talismans here. Do you need one?"
"Huh? Yes, yes I do!"
"888 for one. No haggling, no credit. If you need one, send a donation, and I’ll use it immediately."
"Okay!"
At that moment, a light finally ignited in Xiao Yu’s eyes.
She was also very generous, directly ordering five of them.
And besides her, many other viewers also started sending donations.
[Go for it, Streamer! Curse that son of a bitch to death for me!]
[Can’t find anyone in the same city, so I’ve got to get a Bad Luck Talisman!]
Su Nian said, "Tell me his exact date of birth and name."
After getting his time of birth, Su Nian quickly began her calculations.
Then, with deft movements, she immediately began to burn the talisman paper.
She silently chanted the man’s birth date and name.
Outside, the man was still gloating nonstop.
"You idiot, you probably don’t even know, this isn’t the first time I’ve sold your videos. I just didn’t expect them to go viral this time."
"Hahaha, I’ve made quite a bit of money off you!"
He was in the middle of his gloating when the phone he had been holding securely suddenly slipped and fell to the ground with a CRACK.
It shattered into two pieces.
He was a little dazed. Just as he was about to bend down and pick it up, a stray dog appeared from nowhere and bit him, ripping open his back pocket.
Now he sensed something was wrong and frantically started ringing the doorbell.
"I need to get in! Let me in, you damn bitch!"
"Just let me in, okay? I’ll grab my stuff and leave right away!"
No matter how desperately he yelled outside, Xiao Yu resolutely dialed the police.
The man outside, holding the doorknob and hearing no movement from within, put his hands on his hips and started cursing loudly again.
"What the fuck, you little bitch!"
But the moment the words left his mouth, he took a strange tumble on flat ground.
THUD!
The impact made him see stars. The pain was one thing, but more importantly, he realized something was wrong. He hadn’t even moved, so how did he fall?!
’Could some "unclean thing" have secretly pushed me?’ he even wondered.
The more he thought, the more scared he became. With Xiao Yu still not opening the door, he frantically scrambled downstairs.
But he didn’t expect to scramble so fast that he ended up tumbling headfirst down the stairs.
He was knocked unconscious from the fall.
When the police arrived, they were met with a peculiar sight: a man sprawled out unconscious on the stairs, his clothes torn and tattered, and even his phone was in two pieces.
Afterward, Xiao Yu went to give her statement to the police.
Su Nian also ended her stream with her.
[Streamer, that talisman paper is seriously effective.]
[Yeah, seeing that damn dog all bruised and swollen, I’m dying of laughter!]
[People like him really deserve to die!]
[Streamer, can you sell me a few of those talisman papers? I want to mess with my sworn enemy too.]
[Yeah, yeah, I want some too!]
[Me too!]
Su Nian shook her head. "This talisman paper needs to be activated by me personally. It can’t be used randomly."
Su Nian said, "Alright, let’s draw for today’s second lucky bag."
The moment Su Nian finished speaking, the viewers stopped thinking about the previous stream. Instead, they were rubbing their hands together, getting ready to snatch the lucky bag.
This time’s lucky winner was also quickly revealed.
[Congratulations to Yifan for grabbing the streamer’s lucky bag.]
Su Nian sent him a private message, asking if he was okay with being on the stream.
The person on the other end seemed to have been waiting and replied to Su Nian immediately.
Su Nian invited him to a video call.
This time, the call connected to a middle-aged man in his thirties. His head was bald on top, and he was slightly overweight.
The most noticeable thing about him was the cat hair dusting his head and shoulders. He even had a cat scratch on his face.
The instant he saw Su Nian, a glint appeared in his eyes.
His face, which had seemed simple and honest, instantly became greasy.
Su Nian could even feel the greasiness in his gaze.
[If you could add a sound effect, it would definitely be a SLURP SLURP of drool.]
[I can understand liking beautiful women, but his expression is seriously creepy.]
[I don’t know why, but even though he hasn’t done anything, just looking at him is annoying.]
Su Nian’s expression turned cold.
"Hello. Please pay the divination fee first."
"Huh? Oh, okay, okay!"
As if Su Nian’s voice had pulled him back to reality, he actually wiped his mouth.
She watched as a "Carnival" was sent as a donation.
Su Nian then began the second divination of today’s stream.
"May I ask what you would like a reading on?"
"Well, it’s like this. Lately, the cats around my house have been acting like they’re crazy, always coming over to attack me. Look at this scratch on my nose! I just got this today!"
MEOW!
In the short time he was describing this, a cat suddenly darted out and, without a second thought, swiped at his hand.
Naturally, he wasn’t just going to sit there and take it, so the man and the cat began to fight in the room.
[That cat is so fierce!]
[This guy is pretty agile, too. Don’t let his weight fool you, he’s got some fancy footwork!]
[That scratch from the cat... it hurts just looking at it!]
In the end, the man-versus-cat battle concluded with the cat landing a successful sneak attack.
The man looked at the scratch mark on his hand, grimacing in pain and fuming with anger.
"I don’t know what’s wrong with these cats lately. It’s like they’re crazy. They scratch me every time they see me!"
Su Nian nodded, but behind him, she saw many, many cats.
These cats were already dead, but their spirits hadn’t left, all crowded into this small room.
Su Nian also noticed a box under his bed, with some hemp ropes scattered beside it. The box was covered in scratch marks.
Already displeased by his lecherous gaze, Su Nian’s expression grew even colder now that she had discovered the man’s disgusting hobby.
"I’m so pissed off! Some dogs are acting crazy too. Damn them all!"
After his angry tirade, he turned back to Su Nian with a fawning look.
"Hey, beautiful? Master? Beautiful Streamer, do you have a solution for me?"
Su Nian nodded. "First, why don’t you tell me what you’ve done."
Hearing this, a flicker of guilt crossed his eyes. He mumbled, his lips twitching, and gave an awkward laugh.
"Beautiful Streamer, you must be joking. What could an honest man like me possibly do?"
Su Nian couldn’t help but smile when she heard this, her beautiful eyes curving slightly.
But her next words made the middle-aged man freeze.
"Boiling, burning, suffocating, stomping... which of those do you prefer?"
And these... were his usual methods for torturing cats.