Whether or not there was bad karma between him and forests, Xiao Shen decided to go anyways. He slipped through the crowds in his current invisible state and left the Jiang family mansion, before taking a running stance.

"Fuu..." He breathed out and dashed forward, moving like a blur through the streets!

No, wait. That’s not right. He was currently in an invisible state and could not be seen. So, the correct expression would be that he moved through the streets like a gust of wind!

A few hours had passed since the cocktail party began at seven, and the moon shone brightly where it was hung up in the sky. That feeling of running through the streets at night that had been lost during childhood suddenly welled up within him.

Running under the night sky, truly exhilarating!

However, the bullet chat was rather unsatisfied.

[Eh, where is Anchor??]

[I don’t see him!]

[F*ck, @####, has your invisibility cloak always been this good?!]

[Hell, no! It seems like everything undergoes some kind of mutation when it lands in Anchor’s hands!]

Xiao Shen continued to dash at high speeds comparable to that of a race car and was coming infinitely closer to the forest.

Meanwhile, Sister Zheng and co finally finished setting up the formations they had been working on and turned to face Xiao Yin.

This young miss of the Jiang family was still dead drunk.

Sister Zheng frowned and turned to look at Brother Fu. "Go get her sober."

Brother Fu was a great friend to the bar boss of their small clan and usually got a lot of free drinks. It was only natural that he would know how to sober a drunk person up.

"Alright." Brother Fu shrugged his shoulders and walked forward.

"Wait!" Sister Zheng suddenly called out in alarm. "Sister Luo, go do it instead!"

"....." Brother Fu was confused as he shrugged his shoulders and stepped back.

Sister Zheng had a change of heart because an odd scenario suddenly played out in her heart.

She had suddenly remembered how an elder of their clan used to beat Brother Fu up whenever he got drunk before practice.

If that was the method Brother Fu was going to use, did that not mean that he would go along and give the Jiang family’s young miss a hard slap to sober her up?

F*ck! That would cause her head to go flying off into the distance as she was an ordinary mortal!

So, the scene of Brother Fu ruthlessly slapping off the head of the silver haired beauty became engraved in her mind and refused to go away.

Sister Luo also had a few sisters who worked with the Bar boss and should know how to sober someone up.

Sister Luo thus walked forward and stood in front of Xiao Yin. "Hmm."

Then, she placed a hand on her head that was full of long, silky silver hair and vigorously shook her. "Wake up! Wake up!!"

Her hand moved and she gave her a sound slap, making the Jiang family’s young miss have her cheeks turn red.

"....." Sister Zheng.

"..." Brother Fu.

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Damn it! Does she think I won’t annihilate her nine generations?! Hurry up, X—Anchor! What the hell?! Why is your name being censored into Anchor here?!]

[I also would like to know!]

[It just doesn’t go right!]

[I would like to call Anchor by his name too!]

[Anchor, I want to scream your name at night~]

[Bah, didn’t make such jokes with Anchor. His EQ is too low...]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: @###, do you think I don’t dare let you have a taste of a lightning bolt, full power edition!]

Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips slightly as he reached the periphery of the forest and began making his way through it. "Senior Silver Star Sage, please hold on! I’m almost there!"

Sister Zheng sighed and shook her head. "It isn’t working."

She felt stifled in her heart: would they really have to resort to Brother Fu hitting the silver haired beauty??

Sister Luo thought for a bit and lifted up the Jiang family’s Young Miss without much effort. Then, she hoister her up over her shoulder and gave her backside a sound smack.

THWACK!

"Wake up! Be sober!!" She said as her hand descended multiple times.

THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! SLAP!

"..." Brother Fu.

"..." Sister Zheng.

If the sight had been one of a voluptuous fairy maiden with all the right curves in all the right places being smacked, then it would have been very spicy and R18. But, as it was that of a frail beauty who was all skin and bones, it was very painful to look at.

It almost felt like abuse, even. Just like seeing someone slapping the bald head of a terminally ill cancer patient!

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Hurry up—]

Her message was suddenly cut short as a cold killing intent began radiating from Xiao Shen’s body.

[F*ck, who provoked Fairy Silver Star Sage!]

[Lighting a candle for them in advance!]

[Lighting a candle for them in advance! +2]

[Lighting a candle for them in advance! +3]

Xiao Shen was confused. He raised a brow and said. "Senior Silver Star Sage, is everything alright at your side??"

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: ...I am going to kill someone. No jokes. I will kill them a hundred, no a thousand. Tsk, ten thousand times! I’ll slaughter their nine generations for the next thousand years and make sure to keep a single descendant alive each generation so that they can also have another generation that I will slaughter!!!!!!]

***

On the other hand, Bai Ningxue was stifled as Sister Luo’s firm palm came down with a loud slapping sound.

At this moment, she felt that the Jiang family’s young miss was very pitiful.

She had been crippled from young without ever meeting anyone or having any friends. Then, the day she finally comes out to socialize, she was kidnapped and brought to the forest due to some heavenly defying treasure item and was now currently being spanked.

As for what the f*ck connected the two together, Bai Ningxue had absolutely no idea!

***

High in the sky, another person looked at the scene below with hatred. A fire lit up in his eyes each time Sister Luo’s hand came down and a murderous aura was slowly leaking out of his body. If not for the restraints he had, he would have already crushed them all!

"Those small fries dare kidnap my Yin-Yin!"

"No, Young Master, you must be mistaken." An old man wearing a daoist robe by his side shook his head. "Fairy Silver Star is a powerhouse who has become an Immortal. Surely it could not be a kidnap. Even you could not kidnap her, and these four cannot compare to what a fraction of your power was back then."

Suddenly, the man’s face turned aggrieved. "You mean... this was done with her consent???"

He had tried to get a taste of her flesh since the Ancient Era and she had not as much as blown him a kiss from afar.

Yet she willingly allowed that little girl to spank her bottom, life truly was unfair!

Though it was a different body, Xiao Yin was still Xiao Yin for him.

He had seen her in all sorts of shapes and sizes throughout the course of her rebirths, and had not been blessed with touching any of them. Even if this incarnation was sickly with little to no flesh on the backside and the front, it was undoubtedly still Xiao Yin.

He was very envious of the little girl with the privilege to spank her!

The only reason he could still restrain himself, however, was simply because the little girl was also a woman. As a matter of fact, if it were Brother Fu doing such a thing instead, he would have already killed them all.

***

"Tsk, just how strong was the drink she took?!" Sister Luo said with a frown. There was so little flesh there that her hand had begun to hurt. "She’s not waking up at all!"

"Hmm. This is troublesome." Sister Zheng frowned and stroked her chin.

She had never taken an alcoholic drink before and, even at the cocktail party, only took fruit juice. She had no idea how to sober drunk people up!

Would they really have to let Brother Fu slap her??

Brother Fu shook his head. "Should we not try pouring water on her face?"

"Hmm." Sister Zheng was slightly surprised.

Why hadn’t she thought of that?!

Sister Luo also stopped spanking Xiao Yin and smiled. "Right! I forgot about splashing water!"

Then she frowned. "But we don’t have any water around. Don’t tell me we have to p—"

"I have water." Brother Fu said as he brought out a bottle of water. "I was originally going to splash it on her face before Sister Zheng called me back."

Sister Zheng: "...."

This fairy maiden was completely speechless.

Brother Fu? Having a sensible solution??

Surely there was something wrong with that statement!!!