Naruto : Tsunade, You're Really Drunk
Chapter 47 : A belated wake-up call!
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Snowflakes fell gently, covering Konoha in a thin white blanket. The village shimmered under the silver layer, hushed by winterâs cold breath.
The streets were mostly deserted, with only a few footprints disturbing the pristine snow. Most shops had closed for the night, leaving only a few snack stalls and the local izakaya open.
Inside the pub, Jiraiya sat quietly, disguised as a villager. He sipped his drink casually, pretending to enjoy himself, while in truth, his shadow clones were watching over Naruto back at home.
"Hey, Fujino, have you heard whatâs going on with the Uchiha lately?"
Fujino, sitting in the middle of the izakaya, shook his head as he poured another glass for Tanaka next to him.
"Something happen, Tanaka? Youâre always the first to know. Tell me."
Tanaka downed the freshly poured drink in one gulp and leaned in.
"This morning, I passed the mission hall and overheard somethingâtwelve Uchiha who were on an A-rank mission to the Land of Fireâs capital tried to rebel on their way back!"
"Apparently, ANBU intercepted them. Killed them all. If they hadnât acted, who knows what chaos the Uchiha mightâve stirred up again."
Jiraiya, dressed inconspicuously and seated nearby, raised his brows ever so slightly at the mention. He kept drinking, but his senses sharpened.
That doesnât make sense. Why would Uchiha loyalists suddenly rebel? Somethingâs off... This reeks of Danzo.
Fujinoâs eyes widened.
"Rebel? That canât be true! My cousinâs dating an Uchiha Chuninâheâs never shown any disloyalty. Maybe you misheard."
"But hey, Iâve got another storyâabout ANBU. You interested?"
He winked at Tanaka and made a subtle gesture.
Tanaka laughed and rolled his eyes. "You stingy bastard, always making me pay to hear the juicy stuff. Fine, fine!" He refilled Fujinoâs glass, some of the sake spilling onto the table.
Fujino grinned and downed it in one go. He wiped his mouth and leaned forward conspiratorially.
"Alright. My brother-in-lawâyeah, that Uchiha Chuninâhe works admin at the Police Force. Told me over drinks today that the group who attacked those twelve Uchiha werenât regular ANBU."
"They were Root. And those twelve werenât rebelsâthey were ambushed!"
"The Police Forceâs top brass was furious. The Captain and Vice-Captain marched straight to Root HQ and made a scene!" đŻđťđŽđđŹđŽđđđ¤đđđĄ.đđđś
Tanaka blinked, confused, and refilled his own cup.
"So... which versionâs true? Your story and mine donât match at all."
Fujino waved him off.
"Why worry? Weâre civilians. Let the shinobi handle their own mess. Weâre finally living better lives thanks to the Police reforms. Back then, if you got drunk at night, the Uchiha might drag you in for questioning. Now? We get to drink in peace. Donât ruin it. Cheers!"
Tanaka laughed. "Youâre right. What do we care about ANBU and the Uchiha? Letâs drink!"
The two clinked glasses again.
In the corner, Jiraiyaâs expression hardened. Every word had confirmed his suspicionsâRoot was moving against the Uchiha.
But what shocked him more... was that Uchiha Hikaru had stormed the Root base?
Somethingâs happening. I need answers. Iâll have to postpone Narutoâs bedtime story tonight. Good thing I left shadow clones to watch him.
Jiraiya stood, dropped a 10,000 ryĹ bill on the counter, pulled back the pubâs curtain, and stepped into the snowy nightâheading straight for the Uchiha compound.
The snow fell softly, casting long shadows in the moonlight. Inside the quiet Uchiha household, Hikaru sat alone, cooking mutton in a copper pot, the room warmed by a soft fire.
Suddenlyâknock knock knock.
Hikaru paused, set down his chopsticks, and turned toward the window.
Jiraiyaâs large face was pressed against the glass.
With a sigh, Hikaru rose and opened the window. Jiraiya leapt in gracefully, brushing snow from his shoulders.
"Man, itâs cold! But it smells amazing in here."
He approached the table, intrigued by the copper pot.
"What is this? Looks like some kind of hotpot. Add a set of chopsticks for your favorite Sannin, will ya?"
Hikaru sighed but fetched a spare bowl and chopsticks.
Jiraiya wasted no time. He scooped out two slices of steaming meat and stuffed them into his mouth without hesitation.
"Hot! But damn, thatâs mutton, right? This is incredible!"
Hikaru sat opposite him, arms crossed.
"I came up with this methodâheating broth in a copper pot with a central chimney filled with charcoal. Enhances the flavor."
"But you didnât come here this late just for food. Whatâs going on?"
Jiraiyaâs expression turned serious. He clapped his fists together.
"Right. Tell me the truthâdid you have a run-in with Root?"
At last, Hikaruâs trap was working. He had been waiting for this moment.
For nearly an hour, the two spoke, unraveling threads of conspiracy.
Finally, Hikaru glanced at the clock. Time to move to the next step.
"You know, itâs getting late. Shouldnât you be heading back? Whoâs watching Narutoâdid you drop him off with the Third?"
Jiraiya grinned, waving his hand dismissively.
"Relax, I left two shadow clones to keep an eye on him. Heâs safe in the village. Besides, ANBU are probably watching too."
Hikaru narrowed his eyes.
"ANBU? Or Root?"
Jiraiya froze.
"...Shit. Naruto!"
He sprang up, bolting for the window.
"That bastard Danzo wonât waste this chance! Letâs go!"
He leapt into the night, running at full speed toward Narutoâs home.
Hikaru followed with calm precision.
Donât blame me, Jiraiya. Naruto has Ashuraâs chakra, and the Uzumaki vitality. He can handle a little danger.
This was always part of the plan.
After all, the information those drunkards spilled in the pub? It wasnât coincidence.
Hikaru had planted that intelâjust enough bait to make Jiraiya leave Naruto unguarded.
Danzo would never dare move unless he believed the coast was clear.
This... was the sting.
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