Naruto : Tsunade, You're Really Drunk
Chapter 63 : Tsunade : There is no way I can be Hokage!
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Back in the hotel, Tsunade sat alone on the yellow tatami mat.
Shizune placed a pot of freshly brewed tea on the low table beside her.
Tsunade took the blue-gray teacup, sipped slowly, and gradually calmed her hemophobia.
The scene at the bar earlier kept replaying in her mindāespecially the words Uchiha Hikaru had said.
"After all, women need to take better care of themselves as they age."
The more Tsunade thought about it, the more irritated she became. Her face hardened with anger as she turned to Shizune.
"Shizune, do I really look that old?"
Shizune froze, caught off guard, and forced a smile onto her face.
"Of course not, Lady Tsunade! Donāt let that Uchiha brat get to you. You look like youāre in your early twenties! Heās just some disrespectful kid who doesnāt know how to appreciate true beauty."
She trailed off slightly, then mumbled,
"I mean... he did seem to glance at you a few times though..."
Tsunadeās anger began to ease. She took another sip of tea, mulling over what Hikaru had said.
You want me to go back to the village and become the Fifth Hokage? Are you kidding me? Iām free nowādrinking, gambling, living on my terms. Why the hell would I return to that rotting place?
Her expression turned somber.
Yes... that village isnāt what it was under Grandfather and Tobirama. The higher-ups are a mess. I left because I didnāt want to watch the decay set in.
I left because I didnāt have the guts to carry on my grandfatherās will.
But why was it Uchiha Hikaru who came this time?
Not even a letter from the old man.
Even Jiraiya abandoned his mission to pursue Orochimaru just to come back... Clearly, something big is happening in the village.
Iāll have to return to Konoha myself to see the situation. But Hokage?
Hmph. Absolutely not.
Tsunade rejected the idea again and again in her heart, and before she knew it, she had fallen asleep on the tatami.
Meanwhile, directly beneath Tsunade and Shizuneās room in the same inn, Uchiha Hikaru returned carrying a bundle of food.
As soon as Naruto saw him, he jumped up excitedly from the tatami.
"Hikaru-nii! Iām starving. Whatād you bring?!"
He grabbed the food bags from Hikaru and laid everything out on the small table.
"Ramen and barbecue! My favorite!"
Grinning ear to ear, Naruto clasped his hands in thanks.
"Thanks, Hikaru-nii!"
Then he quickly snapped apart his chopsticks, said "Iām gonna start!" and dug in.
Watching Naruto devour the food with joy, Hikaru and Jiraiya exchanged amused glances.
Naruto was doing much better now. Ever since heād learned the truth about his parents, heād grown far more confident and cheerful. His gloom and self-doubt had faded significantly.
After finishing the meal, Jiraiya and Hikaru stepped away to the window, lowering their voices so as not to disturb Narutoās rest.
"Hikaru, did something happen?" Jiraiya asked. "You were gone a while."
Hikaru glanced over his shoulder to make sure Naruto was asleep before speaking.
"I ran into Tsunade and Shizune."
Jiraiyaās eyes widened. "Tsunade? And Shizune too? What are the odds?"
It really did feel too convenient. But Hikaru just shook his head calmly.
"This townās not that big. You know Tsunadeāshe gambles during the day, loses most of her money, and then hits a bar at night to drown her sorrows. Itās only natural we ran into her."
Jiraiya considered it for a moment and nodded. Yeah, that checked out.
But Hikaruās face grew more serious.
"I bit my finger in front of her to test her... Her hemophobia hasnāt improved. In fact, itās worse. She collapsed just seeing a few drops of blood. I donāt think sheāll be able to handle Narutoās chakra pathway surgery."
Jiraiya clenched his teeth. His grip tightened on the steel window frame until it groaned and bent under his hands.
"Damn it. Tsunadeās trauma still hasnāt healed..."
"Donāt panic yet," Hikaru said. "If Tsunade canāt do it, Shizune might."
Jiraiyaās eyes lit up, hope flaring again.
"Right. Sheās been learning medical ninjutsu from Tsunade for years. Maybe thereās still a chance..."
Seeing his faith return, Hikaru softened.
"So, how did she react to the Hokage offer?" Jiraiya asked.
Hikaru looked out the window at the crescent moon and shook his head.
"What do you think? She rejected it. Iāll try again tomorrowāsee if she softens."
Then he smirked and clapped a hand on Jiraiyaās shoulder.
"No worries. If she wonāt take the job, weāve got you. Toad Sage Jiraiya, the next Hokage. Thatās got a nice ring to itājust as much as āSlug Princess.ā"
Jiraiyaās soul nearly left his body.
Hikaruās friendly smile always had a dark undertone. He might seem relaxed, but he was easily one of the most cunning people Jiraiya had ever met. If Jiraiya became Hokage, Hikaru would no doubt torment him daily.
Besides, the Great Toad Sageās prophecy still weighed on himāthe Child of Prophecy was out there, waiting.
He couldnāt let himself be trapped in the Hokageās chair while the future of the ninja world hung in the balance.
Jiraiya quickly shrugged off Hikaruās hand.
"No way. Not happening. Iām a free-spirited perv sage with a noble purposeāIāve still got books to write and ninja brats to spy on."
Seeing that Jiraiya had dodged the point entirely and refused to mention the Child of Prophecy, Hikaru decided not to press the matter.
The two of them moved back over to Naruto, pulled a blanket over him, and lay down on the tatami to rest.
But even as he closed his eyes, Hikaruās thoughts lingered.
His mind drifted back to the izakaya owner... and then turned toward the broader ninja world.
In his previous life, his memories of Naruto had been centered on Naruto and Sasukeās journey. Everything started collapsing during the late Shippuden arc.
There were less than eight years left before Akatsuki made their big moveābefore Shippuden truly began.
By then, just the MangekyÅ wouldnāt be enough.
He had to start preparing now.
Sasukeās training needed to be steered.
His own power needed to evolve.
He had to forge something new. Something strong enough to face what was coming.
Otherwise, heād just end up as another footnote in Madaraās grand Sharingan inventory.
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