Chapter 1340: Chapter 569: The Sky Has Fallen for the Cats

(The update time’s gone off track, so I’ll switch to posting at noon from now on.)

Tang Yushang saw how smug he was, her heart fluttered with unease, and she suddenly had a bad feeling, just like every time in the past when she stuck her chest out and talked big, only to end up eating crow.

"You’re this full of yourself and arrogant. If I follow you, I’m afraid I’ll be getting beaten up three times a day and yelled at nine."

Hearing this, Qin Ming told her to relax, saying, "This is my Blessed Land, Spiritual Objects flourish, fortune is surging. Follow me and you’ll definitely return with a full haul."

Qin Ming took the lead, marching toward the depths of this world.

Along the way, Night Fog coiled around them, the land was vast and majestic, filled with all sorts of strange sights.

Like right now, even Tang Yushang was stunned, staring ahead in shock.

Dragon Veins rose and fell, Immortal Mountains towered in clusters, with four great peaks piercing the clouds, each hanging a waterfall a thousand zhang long, all in different colors.

They were actually four Extreme Fire Springs in gold, silver, purple, and cyan, pouring down from the mountains, the scene incredibly grand.

The four-colored Extreme Fire Springs gushed violently, converging into a multicolored great lake, Earth Immortal Level Big Medicine growing alongside it, Immortal Flying Light Rain soaring into the sky. There was no doubt some old freak of the Seventh Realm was in seclusion there.

At this point Tang Yushang completely believed this Earth Realm was anything but simple.

At first, she felt uncomfortable—the Tao Rhythm was somewhat different, meaning they were unimaginably far from Yujing. Seeing Qin Ming like a fish in water, she had no choice but to admire him.

Tang Yushang circulated the True Scripture, constantly breathing in and out. It took her over half a day before she gradually merged into this heaven and earth.

Qin Ming led her through many towns so she could quickly master the common tongue and better blend into this Domain. 𝐟𝚛𝕖𝚎𝕨𝗲𝐛𝚗𝐨𝐯𝐞𝕝.𝐜𝗼𝗺

Tang Yushang’s Spirit and consciousness were powerful, so learning the Otherworld language wasn’t hard. Soon she’d even picked up two or three of the more famous dialects.

Qin Ming beamed, saying, "Almost there. Time to change our faces."

"What do you mean?" Tang Yushang looked at him warily, feeling his smile was anything but pure.

Qin Ming said, "Thinking back to when I first arrived, I successively transformed into Yuan Ding Ming, Yang Ding Ming, and Hu Dingming. Only then could I move unobstructed and have everything go smoothly."

He explained that in this Earth Realm, there were many races but pure-blooded Humans were rare, and he suggested Da Tang transform into a Six tailed Demon Fox.

Tang Yushang’s green hair fluttered, her jade-white pretty face full of shock, then shyness and anger. "You really do have bad intentions, trying to turn me into some fox vixen?"

Qin Ming put on a deadly serious face. "What nonsense are you imagining? With your graceful, perky figure, you don’t even need a full Body remold; that way it’s easier to walk around this land. If you don’t like that, then wrong yourself a bit and turn into a female of the Zhili Ape Demon Clan."

"A female Zhili Ape Demon?" Tang Yushang’s expression instantly changed, her voice even went up a pitch. To make a Banished Immortal beauty covered in fur from head to toe was honestly worse than killing her.

They weren’t at death’s door yet. If she had a choice, she naturally didn’t want to uglify herself.

She really didn’t want to wear Beast Skin clothes, a White Bone Stick on her shoulder, standing shoulder to shoulder with Ape Demon Qin Ming and roaming the land in that rough style.

Just picturing that scene made her involuntarily shiver.

Qin Ming cheerfully suggested, "Or you could turn into a woman of the White Tiger Clan. That actually matches your temperament—a core heir of the clan, naturally possessing a God-like bearing that looks down on all and a powerful aura."

Tang Yushang felt that when he smiled, even his eyes were a bit shifty. As they say, the eyes are the windows to the soul. Looking at him now... who knew what he was thinking? If she could suppress him, she really wanted to pin him down and give him a good beating.

Tang Yushang did seriously consider becoming a Fox Girl, but when she saw Qin Ming hand her a few snowy white fox tails he’d just bought, and heard him say she needed to get used to certain habits, she exploded on the spot.

Like, when walking, casually swaying that fluffy white fox tail?

What kind of joke was that? With her background? Nobility beyond words—how could she walk the world like that? She felt this was Qin Ming’s twisted hobby, deliberately messing with her.

Tang Yushang compromised and turned into a Cat Lady, with a pair of furry ears—that she could barely accept. From then on she temporarily became Mao Yushang.

Qin Ming became Mao Ming. In truth he really had a thing for the name Mao Ding Ming, but alas, Ding Ming was most likely already notorious in this world.

Mao Ming offered a suggestion: "You’re a Cat man now, so you need to really put some sway into a proper catwalk."

As he spoke, he took the first steps himself. Strictly speaking, it wasn’t effeminate; it actually had a kind of elegant posture, because he’d blended in parts of the tiger-leopard step.

Tang Yushang’s expression froze. The very first lesson of the Mysterious Realm was this embarrassing? She actually had to do a catwalk? Qin Ming was definitely doing this on purpose, right?

However, seeing Mao Ming striding back and forth so openly, she gritted her teeth and went all in. Her waist immediately swayed with soft, fluid movements, the catwalk... graceful and slow.

Qin Ming praised, "Not bad. Elegant, beautiful, really looks like a noble among Cat men."

Tang Yushang’s figure was tall and slender, with flowing curves. When she walked, her body swayed with natural charm—she really did have talent for this.

Yet hearing his praise, she felt a wave of shame. She, the core heir of Tai Xu, a generation’s Goddess, had actually run off to the Otherworld to do a catwalk?

She felt that in a moment of carelessness she’d been sweet-talked into a fevered daze by Scumbag Ming.

Qin Ming gestured. "Don’t glare at me. Look around you—aren’t all those Cat men walking like this?"

Tang Yushang noticed that in this Earth Realm, Cat men were a major race, and those people really did... walk like this. After seeing enough of it, it seemed kind of normal.

She felt she must be crazy. In the end she actually started to see the elegance in it, and gradually adapted to this rhythmic, aesthetically pleasing pace.

After they walked a distance, Qin Ming asked, "Well? Not bad, right?"