"Pheww~ Why do these brainless students just refuse to follow the damn uniform code? Don’t they know that I will personally hunt down the very last one of them until they are thoroughly punished? Tsk, tsk."

Aria was fanning her face with her student council notebook, trying to cool down the small beads of sweat that clung to her beautiful skin and elegant neck.

The sheer amount of rebellious boys who refused to button their shirts today was simply too much for her to handle.

"Haha! I know exactly why they are doing this, my beautiful little kitten..."

"Oh? Tell me, tell me, my precious Mr. Cat!"

Kenji-kun chuckled softly, reaching over to playfully ruffle her perfectly combed hair.

He looked down at her with eyes full of absolute adoration, his voice filling with honey as he spoke.

"It is simply because they all desperately want to get punished by you, my dear. Why else would the boys and girls purposefully break the rules every single day? They just want your beautiful eyes to look at them."

"Ahh~~~ Stwap it, Kenji-kun! Stwap talking absolute nonsense! It is totally not like that at all!"

Even when she said those words of denial, her voice was incredibly bashful.

Her cheeks instantly flared into a bright, rosy pink.

"Oh, look at that? That is the most gorgeous woman in the entire world! Please arrest me, President! Oh, please step on me with your high heels! Ohhhh, haaa!"

Kenji did a hilarious, high-pitched imitation of a desperate academy fanboy, dropping to his knees right there in the middle of the hallway.

His goofy comedy show made Aria blush even harder, her face turning as red as a ripe tomato.

"Stop it! You are so embarrassing!"

She playfully unloaded a rapid barrage of weak, cute punches directly into his chest.

Kenji-kun just laughed happily, taking the soft blows like a proud husband.

Suddenly, the playful mood shifted into something incredibly intense.

Kenji smoothly reached out, grabbing her delicate wrists and gently pressing her back against the hallway wall.

He leaned in close, looking directly into her beautiful, sparkling eyes.

She was his absolute world.

She belonged completely to him.

"All the idiots in this school can do any sort of stupidity just to get noticed by you for a single second. They can beg for a single glance. But you... my beautiful lady... you only belong to me... and absolutely no one else in this universe."

The sheer, raw romantic energy radiating from the two of them was so incredibly powerful that it literally bent reality.

All the regular students walking around them instantly felt like they were nothing but cheap background characters in a billion-dollar romantic epic movie.

The passing students completely stopped dead in their tracks like glitched NPCs.

They stood frozen in the corridor with their hands clutched over their hearts and their mouths wide open in pure awe.

"Sooo pure..." one random freshman whispered, wiping a tear from his eye.

"Such majestic romance! My eyes are burning from the beauty!"

"Ah~ kill me right now! I will gladly reincarnate as their future daughter in the next life just to witness this love up close!"

"Ugh, this is so fucking cringe, I think I’m going to vomit my school lunch."

A lonely, single background guy muttered in absolute disgust, walking away as fast as his legs could carry him.

"Y-yes... only yours..."

It really should have been romantic as hell.

It was supposed to be a peak, sparkling shoujo anime moment.

But the exact second Kenji whispered that she only belonged to him, Aria’s brain completely threw a massive glitch code.

’Stupid brain! Clear cache! Delete history! Kenji-kun is the only one for me! That is an absolute fact!’

But even if her brain desperately tried to hit the uninstall button on that trash young master, her treacherous physical body possessed 4K high-definition muscle memory.

Her mind instantly replayed the entire punishment incident in a cinematic slow-motion loop.

She hadn’t told Kenji a single thing about it.

’No, I can never tell him.’

’If Kenji-kun finds out, his fragile, vanilla pride will compel him to fight...

’And that wealthy garbage heap will pull some underground noble strings to ruin my poor boyfriend’s life!’

She convinced herself she was just being a protective, loving girlfriend. 𝑓𝘳𝑒𝑒𝓌𝘦𝘣𝘯ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝑚

Yes! That was it! She was sacrificing her own peace of mind to keep Kenji safe from the big bad young master.

It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that her lower lips gave a sudden, enthusiastic twitch inside her nylon stockings.

"Nggg...!"

Speak of the devil, and the devil shall throb.

A familiar, scandalous wave of pure heat suddenly shot straight up between her thighs.

It was way too much.

Her internal thermostat was completely broken.

"What’s that, Aria-chan? Is something bothering you?"

"N-No! Nothing at all! I was just... deeply contemplating our future together!"

"Oh? What about our future?"

"Well, for one, we need money. A massive, monumental truckload of money if we ever want to successfully sever ties with our overbearing merchant families and live the lifestyle we truly want."

"T-That’s for sure... Aria-chan..."

Suddenly, a profound, heavy silence fell over the couple.

Both of them were holding hands, looking deeply into each other’s eyes, and both of them were thinking about completely different, highly degenerate matters.

For Kenji, his brain was currently doing complex accounting math about last night’s stream.

A clean $56,000 for just three hours of sitting on a gaming chair was an absolute cheat code.

And that was just from an accidental butt-flash!

Imagine the absolute financial empire they could build if they actually locked in and optimized the camera angles on purpose!

Gulp.

Kenji swallowed hard.

If they kept this up until graduation, they could accumulate enough wealth to buy a private island, launch a global brand, and raise a dozen cute children in absolute luxury!

But the only massive roadblock was the current state of their comment section.

Before yesterday, their viewers were full of innocent fans saying things like "Wow, you guys are so cute together!" or "Relationship goals!"

Since last night, however, their chat had devolved into an absolute, unholy gooner festival.

It was like a horde of filthy, bottom-dwelling internet degenerates had completely hijacked the stream with a hyper-fixation on Aria’s velvet-clad ass cheeks.

Kenji despised them with every fiber of his being... but... those gooners had deep wallets.

Loneliness apparently paid extremely well.

’Should I... should I let her arch her back just a little bit more next Tuesday?’

Kenji thought, his morals violently wrestling with his desire for a yacht.

Meanwhile, right next to him, Aria was getting hot and bothered for absolutely no logical reason.

Well, okay, there was a massive reason, and it was currently wearing a messy uniform.

’Hmph! See? I don’t see that trash young master anywhere today!’

Aria thought, her chest heaving as she tried to sound dominant in her own head.

’He must have feared my absolute authority as the Disciplinary President!’

’He’s probably hiding in a broom closet right now, terrified of my punishment!’

But her brain instantly reminded her that she was the one who had been thoroughly pinned and handled yesterday.

’Damn it! Fuck that trash young master!! Wait—no! Not fuck him like that! I mean... ugh! Screw him! No, wait, don’t screw him either! Brain, stop phrasing things like that! Shit!’

Aria’s face turned a violent, radioactive shade of crimson.

Her breathing hitched, and right on cue, her little flower began to secrete a highly unauthorized amount of moisture.

’Like I said, it’s not like that at all! If I see him right now, I will show him what a real, brutal disciplinary punishment looks like!’

’You stupid young master, you better pray you don’t cross my path today, or else I’m gonna fuck you—oohhh~ Fuck~ shit~’

Her unhinged internal monologue was violently derailed because, right behind Kenji’s shoulder, she saw him.

The man. The myth. The absolute trash heap she was actively trying to avoid, yet secretly scanning the entire hallway to locate.