Obscure Op: Survive As Fallen Noble With Gunsmith Skill In Eroge World
Chapter 77 - 76 - Eternal Night Erection Mushroom
For the first time in this eroge world, I felt the boredom caused by sitting and waiting for someone important to arrive in a misty and luxurious tent.
I did enjoy Doctor Portia's sexual services before, but that didn't make me who feel bored to waiting for a long time, feel excited to attend this meetings.
From dawn until sunrise, the military funeral ceremony still continued until I had to drink tea in the King's luxurious tent.
Waiting in silence like this was indeed boring in such a peaceful situation, but it would be different if I had to stay silent on the all-too-silent battlefield of a long war.
The slightest mistake, like the sound of a twig snapping or a dry leaf cracking, can be quite loud on the silent battlefield. If I'm lucky, I might even hear the subsonic sound of a bullet whizzing toward me.
In a war situation still raging, waiting in silence isn't particularly boring, but staying in peace like this is a boring to cry...
No need to be alert at any times...
No need to be careful in making decisions...
No need to move silently just to pee in your pants.
This kind of silence will kill me and drive me crazy slowly...
To overcome the boredom I felt, I occasionally saw Doctor Portia, who was drinking a cup of tea mixed with my sperm.
I don't know how it tastes, but I'm sure it's not very pleasant for a normal person's tongue.
I felt a little bit disgusted by it and diverted that disgust by drinking a cup of tea that Doctor Portia had made.
Slurrrpp...
By drinking in a relaxed manner and not caring about the etiquette of a former nobleman, it turned out to be comfortable to relax.
As I drank a cup of tea that Doctor Portia had made, I could see her smiling gently at me and felt something strange about that smile.
"How does my tea taste, Hans?" asked Doctor Portia, still smiling kindly, breaking the silence in the King's luxurious tent.
"I don't know, I only feel the sweet sensation because you added too much fruit jam to it," I replied while holding the teacup and looking at the bottom of the cup, which was filled with fruit jam.
"That feels good, right?"
"Yes, it does feel good."
For some reason, I could feel something strange in Doctor Portia's words that were repeated like this."
"That's because I made it with love."
"Making a cup of tea with love, that's something everyone do, right?" I replied in an indifferent tone and went back to drinking the cup of tea that Doctor Portia had made.
Slurrrpp...
I couldn't shake this uneasy feeling.
It seemed like Doctor Portia had done something to this cup of tea I was drinking. She was indeed known as the Crazy Doctor among players of this eroge game. If I had to guess what she'd done, it would be endless things to guess.
"Made with love, huh?" I muttered as I thought about it in my head and continued drinking my tea until I had finished half a cup.
Slurp...
As I drank half a cup of tea, I could taste a strong sourness mixed with the sweet aroma of fruit jam. This familiar sourness somehow resembled the sourness found in the love juices released from a pussy.
This isn't what I was thinking, right?
It does taste similar to the love fluid that comes from the pussy...
Slurp...
While drinking and making sure the sour taste was stuck on my tongue, Doctor Portia moved her chair closer to me as if she wanted to whisper.
"I made it with love, you know..."
"No other woman can imitate the taste of this special tea, only I can make it..."
"If you enjoy this tea until it's finished, I can make it again, but it will take quite a long time because the raw materials are difficult... to get out from my special container..." said Doctor Portia, who deliberately played a riddle in every word.
Without having to guess what Doctor Portia was thinking, I had already caught a few clues about the special raw materials that were difficult for her to get out from her special container.
It was simply a play on words about making tea lovingly with the love juices from her pussy. Just by stringing together a few clues, it was enough to guess the entire sequence of words.
"I already know about that, Doctor Portia."
"That's why I drank this cup of tea made by love until it was finished to fill this boring free time," replied Doctor Portia, who was getting closer to my face and smiling lewdly.
From this close, I could smell the pungent scent of my own sperm and it almost made me feel nauseous.
"Thank Goodness you like it," said Doctor Portia, who was now smiling happily after I learned about the special ingredients she used.
"I'll ask you to show me how to make some really good tea when we have some free time."
"Fufu~ I'll be happy to teach you, Hans."
Sraakkk!!
While I was filling this boring free time, several female knights and nuns entered the King's luxurious tent carrying iron trays filled with food.
The sun had already risen, and breakfast time for the knights was about to begin.
Several large portions of food were served before my eyes, even though the King's luxurious tent was covered in thick fog, I could still see the shape of the food clearly.
"Doctor Portia, is this the food that was prepared for today's important meeting?" I asked, tucking my right hand into my pocket and preparing Hoshino to shoot at any moment.
"This isn't food prepared for a meeting, but rather food prepared for breakfast. Would you like to try this delicious military meal, Hans?" Doctor Portia replied, acting like someone I didn't know, with her friendly demeanor.
Well, if her true attitude and behavior were to become public knowledge, it would tarnish Doctor Portia's reputation as the person in charge of this refugee camp.
At least, Doctor Portia's good name and reputation are still intact after solving several cases involving thugs, and her alertness to survive the attacks of monsters that are able to penetrate the defensive walls being built by Kitano Mina.
"As far as I can see, there's only preserved dried meat," I replied as I took one of the dried fish and picked up some vegetables that were suitable to be eaten with the dried fish.
"For a knight serving on the front lines, dried meat like this is a great luxury to eat in the morning. Usually, knights only drink water mixed with salt or honey as their morning meal," said Doctor Portia while eating the dried meat dish that sounded crunchy in her mouth.
Cruucchh...
Crruunnccchh... ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฃ๐ธ๐ซ๐ฎ๐.๐๐๐ถ
Yes, it was so crunchy that I could hear the loud, crushing sound coming from inside Doctor Portia's mouth.
I bit into the dried fish meat and felt a sharp salty taste on my tongue, a salty taste that I couldn't stand and mix it with some vegetables.
I tried to savor the sharp salty taste until I swallowed it.
Gluupp...
The sharp salty taste still lingered on my tongue, even Melissa's simple meal was far superior to this one.
This kind of luxury truly felt like torture to knights who fighting on the main battlefield.
"It tastes so salty that I feel the pleasure of the food as soon as I swallow the dried meat," I said to comment on the food dish in front of me.
Besides dried fish meat, I also saw a mushroom that was dry and flat.
"There are mushrooms too?" I muttered in a surprised tone after seeing a long, flat mushroom that looked like a Matsutake mushroom.
My hand rushed to pick it up and noticed that its shape was almost like a Matsutake mushroom, but the top part was more prominent, like an arrowhead.
"Oh! Good choice, Hans!"
"It's a dried mushroom that can warm your body on a cold morning like this."
"Want to try eating it... just a piece?" asked Doctor Portia, maintaining her friendly demeanor.
In front of the female knights and nuns who were on duty distributing food to people who were going to attend an important meeting, I actually felt strange about the change in Doctor Portia's nature and behavior, which was very different from usual.
Some of the female knights laughed, and the nuns just smiled kindly after hearing Doctor Portia's words.
Choommmp...
I bit into the tip of the dried mushroom and felt a spicy sensation similar to chili.
"Hooo... that's not bad."
"This feels good, Doctor Portia."
Choommmp...
Chooommpp...
In my former life on Earth, I loved spicy flavors and had long been friends with that delicious, painful taste. It was a delicious pain that became the secret ingredient in all my dishes.
By biting off the tip of the dried mushroom until it was gone, I really enjoyed the spicy taste.
The spiciness is almost similar to Jalapeno chili, but still lower because the spicy sensation does not last long in my mouth.
Doctor Portia and several female knights looked at me in shock after seeing me eat the dried mushrooms completely.
"Is something wrong, Doctor Portia?" I asked in an innocent and questioning tone.
"It's okay, you might have trouble sleeping at night after eating those spicy dried mushrooms," said Doctor Portia with a lewd smile on her face.
"Hmm?" I looked at Doctor Portia for additional information, as this felt suspicious.
"Did you know that the mushroom you ate is called the Eternal Night Erection?" asked Doctor Portia as she took the dried mushroom with the strange and suspicious name from her plate.
"W-Why... the name so strange?" I said, noticing the blushing expressions on the faces of the female knights and nuns.
"Just as the name, it was a poisonous mushroom that has side effects in the form of abnormal blood pressure in a man's cock for eight hours at night. You know... a kind of erection that can't be relaxed for long time," said Doctor Portia while showing the dried mushroom in front of my eyes.
"Well, Melissa and Yua Mikami will be busy tonight..." I replied casually and took the dried mushrooms that Doctor Portia was holding.
"Poor them both... Ah! H-Hey... Don't take my mushrooms!" Doctor Portia grumbled after seeing me take her mushrooms.
"You don't have a cock to enjoy the side effects, do you? So give it to me..."
"E-Eeehh... the side effects only apply to men. However, that only applies to whole mushrooms that are not dried like this. If they are dried like this, they are safe from toxins and only leave a spicy taste," continued Doctor Portia, grumbling, puffing out her cute cheeks.
I don't know what kind of play Doctor Portia is putting on, but I can hear the laughter of the female knights and nuns.
Her pretending to be innocent and make everyone laughter is scary.