Chapter 370: Chapter 265: Ridiculous! Absolutely Ridiculous

Yang An, standing in the tree, was completely dumbfounded.

He watched as the robot raised its longsword. Amid a cacophony of clanking and whirring, the sword rapidly transformed into the mechanical monster that had just been drilling through the ground.

The maw, formed from countless gears and sharp blades, pointed at Yang An. A powerful suction pulled at him, and at the same time, a fiery red glow began to fill the maw.

Everything around Yang An was dragged toward the mechanical monster’s maw by the immense suction. Even the tree he stood on couldn’t withstand the force and was torn out by the roots.

Without a second thought, he pushed off with his feet, intending to fly away, but the suction hindered him. For a moment, he found he couldn’t escape.

Suddenly, an explosive blast sounded from behind him. A fiery red energy beam shot out of the mechanical monster’s maw, heading straight for Yang An and engulfing him in an instant.

But the next moment, a blinding light erupted from within the energy beam. The Golden Radiance formed an energy barrier in front of Yang An, completely blocking the blast.

At the same time, a large amount of Golden Radiance condensed into a longsword, which appeared above the giant robot’s head and plunged straight down, piercing it through.

A shower of sparks erupted from the robot’s body as components rained down. The single strike had cleaved it in two, and the suction and energy beam vanished without a trace.

’This is insane! Fucking insane!’

Yang An recalled how he had just been wondering if even Transformers existed here, and to his surprise, they actually did.

’Could it be that in this Immortal Origin Land, whatever you think of just comes into being?’

As this thought crossed his mind, a flash of inspiration struck Yang An.

’Wait!’

’Before this mechanical monster appeared, I did think about Transformers, but I never thought about the missiles and mechs from before.’

’And that sword-wielding man was clearly targeting that group of Cultivators. After he dealt with them, he immediately turned and locked onto me, even merging with the mechanical monster...’

Yang An suddenly felt he had stumbled upon something strange.

’The things I’m seeing are getting more and more absurd. They’re absurd because, logically, they shouldn’t exist in this world.’

’But the nature of this absurdity is still within the realm of my own understanding.’

’Don’t tell me... in this place, whatever you recognize as impossible is what ends up happening?’

The giant robot, lying bisected on the ground, began to CRACKLE and SPUTTER, seemingly trying to reassemble itself. At the same time, countless micro-missiles launched from its mechanical parts, all flying toward Yang An.

The Golden Radiance barrier dissipated. A black light instantly covered a radius of several hundred meters, freezing all the micro-missiles in mid-air. Yang An turned and quickly departed.

Just as he flew far away, countless motes of Golden Radiance rained down, detonating all the micro-missiles.

For a moment, the mountains shook and the earth quaked. Amid the massive explosion, a pillar of fire shot toward the heavens...

By now, Yang An was already several thousand meters away. He needed to find more people to use as a reference to test his hypothesis.

...

In the endless, rolling mountains, a tremendous noise suddenly echoed as a giant Buddha descended from the sky.

The Buddha wore a Kasaya, its hands pressed together in prayer. A black Flood Dragon was coiled around its body. It slowly opened its eyes and gazed at the group of Monks before it.

Meanwhile, dozens of miles away, a hideous, hundred-foot-tall monster, wreathed in sinister Demonic Qi, also slowly opened its eyes, staring down at a group of Demon Fiends below.

The next moment, the Flood Dragon burrowed into the Buddha’s chest. The Buddha’s entire body turned pitch-black, and a giant hand suddenly swatted down toward the Monks below.

RUMBLE!

Beneath the giant palm, the faces of Qing Xin and the Zen Masters he led all changed drastically.

Two towering Golden Body Illusions appeared, attempting to block the Flood Dragon Buddha’s palm. Simultaneously, countless Scripture Mantras surged forth, forming another magnificent figure that also struck out.

But in a mere instant, the Zen Masters spat out blood and were sent flying backward. The Flood Dragon Buddha’s palm smashed them into the mountain range, causing landslides and instantly destroying more than half of a peak.

On the other side, the monster wreathed in sinister Demonic Qi also made its move. It vanished from the spot, and when it reappeared, its Demonic Qi had formed a mass of tentacles that ensnared all the surrounding Demon Fiends, pulling them into its body to be forcibly devoured.

These Demon Fiends were no match for it. Great chunks of their flesh were forcibly torn off and fed into the monster’s body as they struggled to resist its assault.

BOOM!

A giant hand blasted away the collapsed rock, and Qing Xin and the other Zen Masters flew out from within.

But what greeted them was a massive, ferocious dragon head, which spewed a torrent of acid. Anything that touched the acid was instantly corroded and reduced to nothing.

"Go!"

Seeing this, Qing Xin shouted instantly. He shook his Kasaya, using it to block the acid spewing toward them, and then they all flew away, not daring to delay a moment longer.

The Demon Fiends on the other side, each dragging their mangled bodies, managed to jointly repel the monster for a moment before transforming into several streaks of blood-red light and fleeing into the distance.

After the Monks and Demon Fiends had all fled, the blackened Buddha and the giant monster quickly melted into two pools of pus, which seeped into the ground and vanished.

「Dozens of miles away.」

Qing Xin brought the Zen Masters to a halt, finally able to catch their breath. With a casual palm strike, he obliterated a wooden Buddha formed from interwoven trees, shattering it into a cloud of splinters. Only then did he turn to look at the others.