The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City
Chapter 1776: Happy
At the base, watching as Zhang Fan and his crew stayed at one spot for several hours.
Everyone was taken aback.
What is this group doing?
Why are they staying put?
You know, they’re supposed to be battling Poison Spider here.
Aren’t you afraid of being surrounded by them if you stay in one place for so long?
To put it simply, any team from any country facing Poison Spider one-on-one has a low probability of winning at the same level.
This is just asking for trouble, really.
"Jin Changkong, don’t your Dragon Group guys even have this basic fighting sense?" someone sneered.
Jin Changkong still responded with a chuckle, sipping goji water contentedly.
With Zhang Fan’s skills, could there be a major mishap?
Dream on!
Meanwhile, Zhang Fan casually gnawed on wild boar meat.
In this tropical rainforest, the smell of roast meat is definitely tempting!
Whether it’ll attract Poison Spider depends on luck.
After eating for half an hour, Zhang Fan’s group hadn’t spotted any traces of Poison Spider.
This left Zhang Fan quite speechless!
Oh come on! Not showing up?
Like that’s up to you!
Zhang Fan grabbed the Fish Intestine Sword and hacked off a tree branch the thickness of a wrist, starting to whittle it.
Two minutes later, a wooden microphone appeared, shaved out by Zhang Fan.
Seeing what Zhang Fan held, Li Yu and the others nearly spat out the wild boar meat they were eating.
Damn!
No way, what trick is the boss up to now?
"Xue Qi, can you sing?" Zhang Fan asked with a smile.
"Hehe..." Xue Xueqi laughed.
Are you trying to organize a concert here?
You do this, and I’m telling you, you’ll get chopped to bits.
This is ridiculously over-the-top.
"Oh come on, can’t even sing, useless!" said Zhang Fan, then turned to Li Yu and the others: "Come on, sing a tune!"
"Hehe!" Li Yu and Lin Feng shook their heads too!
Sorry, we can’t and won’t pretend here.
Getting struck by lightning is all yours.
Li Yu and the others were impressed though.
Do you even know what we’re here to do?
Is this concert time?
It was at this moment that Zhang Fan pulled out a cell phone from the storage.
Seeing this, Li Yu and the group’s eyes widened comically.
"?? Boss, didn’t we clear security checks before leaving? Where’d you get this phone?"
"You didn’t somehow sneak it out clenched, did you?" Li Yu looked repulsed.
Instantly, Zhang Fan smacked him.
"Want me to jam this thing up where you think?" Zhang Fan was annoyed.
Then, Zhang Fan simply pulled out the Spatial Bag.
"Let me show you a treasure! Otherwise, you have no idea who your boss is." Zhang Fan smiled lightly, then opened the palm-sized Spatial Bag!
"Watch closely!" Zhang Fan chuckled softly and aimed the Spatial Bag at the phone and wooden microphone!
"Absorb!" Zhang Fan softly chanted!
Suddenly, the phone and wooden microphone vanished.
Witnessing this, Li Yu and the group’s eyes almost popped out.
Their gaze flickered with an incredible shock.
"Boss, boss, is this magic?" Ouyang Xue exclaimed.
"Wow, Zhang Fan brother is amazing!" Xue Xueqi’s eyes sparkled.
"..." Zhang Fan was speechless!
The next moment, Zhang Fan sighed.
"Never mind, was going to surprise you, but you’re just adorably clueless."
He initially wanted to reveal the existence of the Spatial Bag to Li Yu.
But instead, the group thought it was magic?
"Alright, sit tight and listen up, showtime!" Zhang Fan said, pulling out the phone and microphone once again.
"Emmmm, what song would be nice!" Zhang Fan pondered.
After thinking for a while, he finally unlocked the phone.
Listening to the BGM, Li Yu and the group rolled their eyes.
Good grief, boss, is it really appropriate to sing such a joyful song right now?
Happy?
The theme from Despicable Me!
Being this jumpy, you’d likely get axed!
Then Zhang Fan got into the groove.
"It might seem crazy what I’m about to say"
"Sunshine she’s here, you can take away"
The singing, along with the relaxed melody, rang out.
In that instant, Li Yu, Xue Xueqi, and the group’s eyes widened.
Wow!
Their irreverent boss sings so well?
Even better than the original!
Especially seeing Zhang Fan’s light dance steps, Jiang Min’er, Xue Xueqi, and the others immediately found themselves captivated by him.
Song echoed!
Like a breeze gently sweeping across the battlefield!
Just then, deep in the jungle, people who were wary and traversing widened their eyes.
What the heck?
That singing, what’s going on?
Damn! Did someone sneak in a cell phone for listening?
No way, they cleared security before setting out.
No electronic devices allowed whatsoever.
Even watches weren’t permitted.
Could it be Poison Spider?
Seriously, these bastards want to act so brazenly!
Instantly, hordes rushed toward Zhang Fan’s location.
At the same time, hidden in the jungle, Poison Spider crew’s eyes gleamed, bloodlust fervent!
Hehe, still daring to lure us with songs?
Fine then, you’re so eager to die; we’ll help fulfill that wish!
Instantly, countless Poison Spider members surged toward the singing.
Meanwhile, countless experts at the base widened their eyes.
What’s going on?
Why is everyone moving in one direction?
Did something big happen at the SS-level battlefield?
But next, someone reeled in shock.
"The direction they’re heading is Zhang Fan’s spot?"
Upon hearing this, everyone’s gaze froze.
"Oh my, it really is!"
"But it shouldn’t be, how come they’re heading toward Zhang Fan? We were dropped in multiple spots, they definitely couldn’t know where Zhang Fan is." someone hesitated.
"Indeed! Doesn’t make sense."
While Jin Changkong’s eyes widened.
Oh crap, Zhang Fan must be pulling something again!
At this exact moment, hearing the song nearing, everyone sped up.
Poison Spider group lying in ambush held themselves back seeing hundreds move toward a single spot.
"Let’s go see what’s really happening."
Thus, Poison Spider chose to avoid battle, while SS-level members from various countries rushed to Zhang Fan, not a single fight breaking out.
"Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof"
"Because I’m happy"
"Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth"
"Because I’m happy"
Song echoed!
No matter if Poison Spider or the base crew, everyone started cursing.
Happy your ass!
(Offering the fifth update, here Zuiyang wishes every brother and sister a happy day every day! Just like this song, full of happiness at all times!)