The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City

Chapter 2006: Hehehe

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Chapter 2006: Chapter 2006: Hehehe

The banquet was very simple!

Just one table of people!

However, this "good night" was full of Dark Force!

Countless people still hadn’t recovered from what happened tonight.

Even Zhou Dao and Yuan San were still dumbfounded right now.

They were called over by Wang Zhongchao to take revenge, and in the end, they got their asses kicked.

And it turned out that that little pervert Zhang Fan was actually from the Dragon Group!

On top of that, he even beat up people from the National Shield Bureau and used Heavenly Shock-level Medical Skill to Heal Zhou Xianan.

As for Ye Jingtian’s side, that went without saying.

Although they knew Zhang Fan was insanely freakish, being freakish to this extent...

They really hadn’t expected it.

What was even weirder was that Zhou Dao and Yuan San were standing behind Zhang Fan like two javelins, watching them eat.

One was top ten on the Black Gold List, the other top thirty!

Standing beside them, they really felt quite a bit of pressure!

After Zhang Fan casually ate a little, he slipped away.

Because he had received a text from Weng Shuang.

"When are you coming? I really miss you!"

When a man sees something like that, who the hell can stay calm!

And she was a Top Grade Beauty on top of that!

So Zhang Fan ran like crazy!

He jumped into Ugly Eight, entered Weng Shuang’s address into the GPS, and gunned it all the way.

At the same time, Ouyang Feng, Dong Yu, and Hua Ji also hurriedly said their goodbyes.

Zhang Fan had already bailed, what were they hanging around here for!

Zhou Dao and Yuan San alone were enough to make their scalps go numb!

Ye Yanran!

She lay on the bed, biting her finger, her eyes wandering.

In that moment, she thought of how she’d roasted Zhang Fan before!

And Zhang Fan had replied that aside from being handsome, he had nothing!

But she wasn’t blind!

Besides, this whole thing had happened in her own house.

That scene where he took bullets with his flesh alone was something she just couldn’t forget no matter what!

And then the arrival of that group of National Shield Bureau elders—only then did she realize that the little punk in her heart had already reached a terrifying height!

Then she thought of that whole group of people who came for blind dates today...

"A bunch of trash!"

Ye Yanran bit her finger, then shot up, grabbed paper and pen, and quickly wrote a line!

"My white knight, Ye Yanran’s Prince Charming, must be stronger than Zhang Fan! Whether in strength or in status and position! Otherwise, I, Ye Yanran, would rather become a nun!"

After writing, Ye Yanran tore that page out, folded it into a paper crane, and carefully placed it in the drawer!

Half an hour later, Zhang Fan arrived at Weng Shuang’s place.

However, the instant Zhang Fan looked up at the twenty-something apartment buildings, he was dumbstruck.

???

With a place this big, how am I supposed to find her?

Big sis, can’t you be a bit more reliable!

The next second, Zhang Fan called Weng Shuang.

And the very next second!

Her phone was off!

But soon, Zhang Fan received a text from Weng Shuang.

"Find me and I’ll let you hehehe..."

???

Zhang Fan’s eyeballs nearly popped out.

Damn, big sis, do you have to be this hardcore!

Hehehe, huh!

Emmmm, I like it!

Isn’t it just finding someone!

How could that stump me?

You think my Telepathy is blind or something?

"Hey hey hey, little bro, you can’t park here!" A security guard walked up to the window and knocked on the glass.

"Oh! Got it!" Zhang Fan drove Ugly Eight toward the underground garage.

"Bro, this is a high-end apartment complex!" That same guard walked over again and said.

"So what?" Zhang Fan’s mouth twitched!

High-end apartments stop being apartments or something?

"Yo, damn, you don’t understand human speech? With this piece-of-junk car worth a few tens of thousands, not even a windshield, you think you can afford a place here? Get the hell out!" the guard barked.

Hearing that, Zhang Fan was amused!

Right after, Zhang Fan floored the gas!

"Vroom vroom vroom!"

"Whoosh!"

Ugly Eight turned into a bolt of lightning and shot inside!

The garage barrier was like tofu, smashed right through!

Watching this, the guard at the gate was instantly dumbfounded.

"Shit, someone actually dared to break into our complex!"

"Brothers, gather up, someone just rammed into our garage! A blue junk car worth a few tens of thousands, no windshield—once you find it, smash it for me!"

In an instant, all the security in the complex rushed into the underground garage!

Right then, Zhang Fan drifted to a stop, then directly stowed Ugly Eight into his warehouse!

"Heh, making it sound like I’m scrambling for parking spaces. Do I look like I need a parking spot? Do I?"

Zhang Fan sneered. Sorry, I’ve got a mobile garage!

But soon, Zhang Fan rolled his eyes again.

The elevator in the garage needed a key card!

And Zhang Fan didn’t have a card.

"This is killing me!" Zhang Fan felt extremely frustrated.

That line from Weng Shuang, "Find me and I’ll let you hehehe," had already made Zhang Fan itch with impatience.

So the next second, Zhang Fan directly activated Butterfly Dance Step and sprinted out of the garage!

"Whoosh!"

Zhang Fan’s body flashed by like an afterimage.

At the same time, the group of people sprinting toward the garage just felt a gust of wind sweep past them!

"What the hell! Where’d the wind come from in an underground garage?" someone blurted.

"Quit yapping, hurry up and find him."

Once inside the apartment buildings, Zhang Fan immediately activated Perspective!

You have to know, his Perspective now had a range of a hundred meters!

And its strength could penetrate ten meters of wall!

With these apartments! You think they’re a hundred meters tall?

You think their walls are ten meters thick?

Don’t kid me!

So all Zhang Fan had to do was look from bottom to top, and he could see exactly who was inside each unit!

"Nope!"

"Nope!"

"Still nope!"

Ten seconds per building—his speed was insane.

Two minutes later, Zhang Fan’s pupils shrank; seeing Weng Shuang on the nineteenth floor in pajamas, holding a glass of red wine, leaning on the windowsill, a wicked smile curled up on Zhang Fan’s face.

"Hehe, found you."

The next second, Zhang Fan leapt up, grabbed the gas pipe along the outer wall, and shot up toward the nineteenth floor like lightning.

"Wow, Mom, look, there’s Spiderman outside!"

"Spider your ass, get back and do your homework!"

"Dad, it’s real, I’m not lying!"

"Heh, last time you didn’t hand in your homework, and you said I ripped your workbook."

"Dad, that was an accident!"

"Oh? Then look at this hanger in my hand—accident or not..."

As for this little episode, Zhang Fan just felt that kids nowadays really all deserve a beating!

Soon, Zhang Fan had reached the nineteenth floor!

"Little Goblin, I’m here!"

Zhang Fan suddenly appeared right in front of Weng Shuang.

Seeing a head suddenly pop up, Weng Shuang was completely stunned.

The next second, Weng Shuang screamed!

"Ah! What are you doing outside!"

This was the nineteenth floor! Nineteenth!

Zhang Fan grinned mischievously, grabbed the edge of the window, and shot into the room like lightning.

"Little Goblin, you said it yourself, if I found you, you’d let me hehehe..."

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