Chapter 344: Chapter 340: Wen Ran: Enough Nonsense, Just Watch Me Beat You Up

"That’s right!" Xia Yulu clapped her hands, "You finally get it, twins are rare, and dragon and phoenix twins are even rarer.

These two kids staying by your side, they’ll have their fortune. Even if they can’t be extremely wealthy all their lives, they can live comfortably without worrying about food and clothes.

But if they aren’t careful and end up with the Zhang Family, like a leopard cat swapping places with a prince..."

She looked up and smiled, "The only path left for them is an early death."

Early death.

Look, what a foul mouth she has.

Wen Ran sighed, "Excuse me, how old are you this year?"

Xia Yulu was a bit stunned, not understanding how the woman in front of her could switch topics so abruptly.

Clearly, they were just talking about the kids.

How did it switch to her age, did her age matter?

"Twenty-eight."

Xia Yulu eyed Wen Ran, "So what?"

"Doesn’t matter," Wen Ran smiled sweetly, "I just feel like if you die at this age, it’d count as passing away young, right?"

Wow.

Passing away young!

What a beautiful phrase.

The Zhang Family was baffled, but Mrs. Xiao understood.

She quickly half-closed the door while Xiao Chenxing hurriedly set up a small table with sunflower seeds, candies, and warm tea.

Hmm!

She plans to be the first to rush in and deliver the warm tea to her sister-in-law after she’s done fighting.

"Alright," Mrs. Xiao sat down, "it’s ready to begin."

Zhang Family: "???."

Confused.

Wen Ran turned her head and instructed Xiao Chenye, "Save me half of the sunflower seeds."

Xiao Chenxing nodded seriously, "Don’t worry, sister-in-law, absolutely no problem."

"Sis!" Hongguo also pledged loyalty, "Don’t worry, if Sister Xingxing can’t keep her mouth in check, I can pinch it shut for her."

Shen Yueyue rushed out holding walnuts, "Wait for me! Wait for me!"

Wen Ran: "... Hurry up."

"I’m ready!"

"Ready to start anytime now."

With so many people, time to fight! Hmm! Lively!

Meanwhile, the team leader who just got the news and was leisurely making his way over, remarked, "Take your time beating them! No rush!"

Wen Ran warmed up her hands, then launched herself swiftly, as if defying gravity.

Xia Yulu hadn’t even reacted when Wen Ran was already in front of her, raising her hands, delivering a rapid series of over ten slaps.

Quick as lightning, you could say it’s like a hundredfold cat punch.

Bang bang bang, each slap landed solidly.

Ensuring confusion, yet hurting the brain.

The continuous slapping left Xia Yulu dumbfounded.

She never expected that things which started with just a verbal spat, would escalate to physical blows.

The Zhang Family was in chaos, some wanted to fight back, others wanted to escape amidst the mess.

Simply put, as long as those slaps didn’t land on them, it’s all good.

As for Xia Yulu...

Sigh, it’s not their fault, coming to others’ door, yet speaking so arrogantly, getting hit was well-deserved.

Wen Ran was relentless, attacking anyone with no particular order.

Whoever was closest got a kick, this one a slap, that one two slaps.

Anyway, these weaklings, Wen Ran was teaching them a lesson in no time.

One sweeping kick, and they’re down.

If a handy person could be grabbed, they could be used as a weapon.

It’s just mutually destructive, doesn’t matter, just go for it.

Moments ago they were barking, but within three minutes, Wen Ran had them all cleaned up.

Onlookers like Xiao Chenxing were even timing it with a watch.

"Sister-in-law! This time it took three minutes and eighteen seconds!"

She jumped up with starry eyes, "Amazing! Amazing!"

Wen Ran raised an eyebrow, "Of course, who else would be amazing if not your sister-in-law?"

"You really are amazing."

The team leader arrived slowly, looking at the wailing people on the ground, sighed, and marveled, "You tell me, on a cold day like this.

If not staying home quietly for the winter, why come out looking for trouble?

See, did getting beaten up feel good now?"

Wen Ran stretched a bit, felt she hadn’t lost her touch, nodded, "Probably feels good, I specifically aimed for the acupoints while hitting."

"What?"

The team leader was shocked, "You could even target acupoints?"

"Absolutely!"

Fighting has its deep tricks.

Some injuries seem severe but are just skin-deep; care for a few days, and you’ll be jumping around again.

Some seem harmless.

But the pain is as sharp as needle pricks.

No hope of recovery for three to five months.

Wen Ran smacked her lips, "Actually, thinking back, I haven’t fought for a long time.

I thought I could hold out until the admission letter came, but then this clueless person shows up cursing my kids with early death.

With my fiery temper, could I bear it?

My two kids eat well, sleep like logs, even burp and fart like their dad, healthy!

Other than being a handful sometimes, they’re my precious darlings, this mouth just cursed them, and I didn’t stuff dog crap in it; that’s me controlling my temper."

"You guys..."

Xia Yulu originally thought the team’s leader would provide protection, offering them some shelter.

Turns out, witnessing their old familiarity, obviously showed they were old acquaintances.

Someone like this, not taking sides is already rare.

Could she still hope for protection from him?

Her whole body ached, couldn’t even stand after trying for a while.

Wen Ran, meanwhile, grabbed some sunflower seeds, stood in front of Xia Yulu, and spat shells onto her.

The shells fell like rain.

Blinding her eyes.

How to put it, this move wasn’t very aggressive but was highly damaging.

It hurt the dignity.

"Don’t go too far!"

Xia Yulu trembled all over, "Thirty years of the east river, thirty years of the west river. Feng shui turns around, you may be smug now, but can you be smug forever?

Aren’t you afraid, when my son becomes the Zhang family’s heir, I’ll turn around and trouble you?"

To this, Wen Ran responded with a face-to-face taunt, "Feng shui turns, so what? I’m not afraid of you being smug, I’m afraid you’re not smug."

If not smug, how would there be fun today?

Accept all the good, bounce back all the bad.

At least her kids sleep soundly inside, while this bunch of fools outside were already made to hobble by her.

Heh, a foul mouth has to bear the direct consequences it brings.

"Oh dear~" Wen Ran clutched her heart, "I’m so scared, you must come trouble me soon oh.

If late, I might not be around by then."

When Zhang Quansheng and Li Jing’an rushed over, what they saw was this unbelievable scene.

"Oh my," Li Jing’an murmured, "I must be seeing things..."

Zhang Quansheng: "...Uh, it seems not."