This Summoner Is Too Powerful
Chapter 575 - 435: The Always Late Kung Fu King_2
Its subordinates are a snow leopard and a snow yak.
The snow leopard has white fur with black spots, and the snow yak has white fur with black horns.
Kung Fu Dog, a spotted dog.
It specializes in Lightweight Skill and endurance, focusing on a flexible and exhausting tactic.
Its subordinates are a fellow canine apprentice and a half-beast with cowhide.
Kung Fu Frog, patterned like a zebra, specializes in poison techniques and Tongue-Flapping Skill.
Its subordinate is a rather peculiar fish-headed person. The so-called fish head means its entire head resembles a black and white striped tropical fish.
The other is a black-and-white striped mollusk magical beast.
However, the one that caught Li Pu's eye the most was that chubby and naive Kung Fu Panda.
Because of its enormous size, it was the largest among the Kung Fu kings present, one as big as two or three others.
What it's skilled in is Struggle Fist.
Besides its great power, Struggle Fist has no other characteristic.
Its subordinates are also large, a panda apprentice and a striped rhinoceros man.
"Alright, now that everyone's here, let's begin."
As the host, the alpaca scanned the seats and declared the start of this Kung Fu tournament.
"Hmm?"
This made Li Pu slightly surprised.
Penguin, alpaca, tiger, crane, giraffe, frog, dog, pandaโaren't there just eight?
Where's the other one?
"Senior, aren't there only eight who arrived?"
Coincidentally, Chang Shoushang spoke up.
"Well... it moves too slowly, so we didn't wait."
"It always arrives several days late."
Round Penguin waved a hand.
"Several days late?"
Tong Qinxin was stunned.
"How slow is that? Could it be a snail?"
Chang Shoushang asked again.
"Oh? You actually guessed it right."
"It really is a snail."
Round Penguin replied.
Generally speaking, that snail is always sure to be late.
By the time it arrives, the Kung Fu tournament is already over.
Or to put it another way, everyone always finishes the tournament before it manages to arrive.
Whenever this guy shows up, the title of king of Kung Fu is basically a foregone conclusion.
Because it's just too strong.
Overwhelmingly strong. ๐ป๐๐๐ฆ๐ธ๐๐ท๐โด๐ฃ๐ฆ๐.๐ธโด๐ฎ
If not for its lazy, procrastinating, and indifferent nature, it could entirely dominate the Kung Fu spring, becoming an unchallengeable Kung Fu king in the small Kung Fu world.
"What a coincidence? Our school's listening-to-the-wind... ouch!"
Just as Chang Shoushang was about to continue, someone pinched his waist mid-sentence.
"Crap."
From behind, Li Pu's voice was calm.
The fact that there's actually a snail among the Kung Fu kings helped close the loop on his chain of speculation.
Thus, many answers became apparent, and the speculation that the Kung Fu king snail might shed its shell, and the old lady from the East Gate might steal/take it, is entirely possible.
As such, it's still unclear whether they're an enemy or a friend, making it best to avoid creating extra complications at this time.
Chang Shoushang doesn't have enough information, so he can't grasp Li Pu's intention.
At least he knew he might have said something he shouldn't have and then got hurt for it.
Next up is the showdown among the Kung Fu kings.
Each Kung Fu king will face another in a match, resulting in a total of seven matches based on the number present.
The order of the matches is determined by drawing lots.
The first match drawn is Round Penguin against Kung Fu Tiger.
"Come on, kitty."
"Come on, fatty."
As both sides got on stage, they began using the nicknames the other disliked most.
Unlike the ugly little wolf already napping and bobo chewing on the ugly little wolf's head as it sleeps, Li Pu and the scarecrow were relatively interested in this Kung Fu tournament, as they needed to participate themselves.
Li Pu favored Round Penguin.
Because he only had experience fighting Round Penguin and found it has two notable traits, one being agility that doesn't match its appearance, the other being a resilience that does.
As for any other special skills, he couldn't say yet.
If he understood correctly, the so-called Meow Meow Fist should follow a path of quick agile attacks.
If both sides lean towards lightness, Round Penguin, with its strong resilience, obviously has the advantage.
Of course, this is only Li Pu's initial judgment.
After all, he doesn't know if the Kung Fu Tiger (cat?) has any other strengths.
"Ready, baa~"
"Begin, baa!"
"Kung Fu, baa!"
Bang!
With Kung Fu Alpaca striking a small golden bell, the two Kung Fu kings on the platform officially began their PK.
Both sides took their stances, with Round Penguin striking the pose of a lone golden rooster.
Unfortunately, its body is so fat that without careful observation, it's hard to tell if it's standing on one foot, two feet, or standing by using its stomach.
As for Kung Fu Tiger, it adopted a four-legged beast crouch.
Two feet and one hand on the ground, body slightly leaning back, and the other hand raised to ear height.
"Crap."
This posture left Li Pu speechless.
Especially with Kung Fu Tiger, it really was the Meow Meow Fist technique.
He'd seen cats fight, and they really do raise a paw like that first.
The two seemed to be wary of each other and neither broke this stalemate.
"Ahem."
Until Kung Fu Tiger seemed to itch and scratched its ear.
"Prepare to meet your doom!"
Round Penguin seized the opportunity and launched the first attack.
It transformed into a shadow, pouncing towards the opponent.
"Roar!!!"
But just as it was about to make contact, Kung Fu Tiger swatted Round Penguin with a faster slap.
Bang!
The fat and heavy penguin body was sent flying.
"So, so fast!"
The first exchange ended in an instant, and Chang Shoushang finally managed to exclaim.
"It seems... that slap didn't actually hit Senior Penguin."
Tong Qinxin saw more clearly.
"Crap."
Li Pu nodded, agreeing with her observation.
While both were very fast, he could keep up with the dynamic movements.
KF Tiger's paw was still a few centimeters away when Round Penguin was seemingly hit and sent flying.
Moreover, he saw a semi-circular blue energy entity form on the opponent's paw at that moment.
The real impact on Round Penguin came from that energy entity.
The so-called Meow Meow Fist seems to be more than meets the eye.
"With that little force, who are you trying to tickle?"
But as Round Penguin got back up, a round patch of fur on its face had caved in.
Actually, Kung Fu Tiger's Meow Meow Fist doesn't refer to resemblance in moves to a cat.
It refers to the fist technique that carries a layer of energy like the pads of a cat's paw.
This energy layer not only provides self-protection but also enhances attack impact and has a knockback effect.
Yet looking at Round Penguin's state, it seems to have sustained no major injury.
It even reached (wing?) under its thick armpit fur, pulling out a cigarette and lighter, and lit one for itself.
Looking quite at ease.
"Let's see how much of your fat can withstand my punches."
Kung Fu Tiger flashed a grin filled with sharp teeth, then licked the back of its paw.
"Ptooie, ptooie, ptooie!"
After licking, it spit out the tiger hair brought into its mouth.
"Well, let's see how many of my moves you can block first!"
Round Penguin, with a cigarette in its mouth, charged again.
Whoosh! Whoosh! Bang! Bang!
Suddenly, two shadows tangled with each other, constantly battling around the platform.
Although Li Pu could see their exchanges clearly, he considered himself far from able to catch up.
The gap in their physical abilities was indeed significant.
If he stepped up, facing either side would just mean getting beaten up.
This uninterrupted fighting lasted over ten minutes until both sides pulled apart again, both panting heavily.
Round Penguin's weighty body brought a considerable burden, while Kung Fu Tiger continually using Meow Meow Fist was quite draining.
Both battled on the platform, leaving a layer of scattered beast fur all over the place.
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