Two and Half Men - Reborn as Jake Harper

New fic idea. What do you guys think? (It's going to take a while, since I don't have much time to write it, but it's an idea I had.)

TV Show: Reborn as Griffin (Drew Roy)

"Wow, isn't this the actor who played Hannah Montana's and Carly's boyfriend?" I admired myself in the mirror.

"Griffen, what do you think of the room I made for you?" a voice called from the hallway, approaching the bedroom.

Me, staring at the giant collection of stuffed animals (and remembering how obsessed I used to be with them):

"Yiiikes!"

"So, do you like it, brother?"

Me, looking at the woman standing in the doorway:

"Yes, sister."

Rose from Two and a Half Men??? Yikeees!!!

Finally, I looked at my phone. A gorgeous... Pear Format???

You must be kidding me...

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I was holding a football, ready to throw. "Here we go, the next Tom Brady," I muttered, then launched it.

The ball made a perfect arc. As expected of the new Gary Stu…

…or not (??!)

It suddenly veered off and smacked Miley right in the head.

My eye twitched. "Not even physics makes sense here."

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"Hello, Miley."

She blushed and smiled at me. 𝑓𝓇𝘦ℯ𝘸𝘦𝑏𝓃𝑜𝘷ℯ𝑙.𝑐𝑜𝓂

"Hello, Carly."

She blushed and smiled at me.

"Hello, Haley."

She blushed and smiled at me.

Ahhh, you must be kidding me. Now I finally understand what Saitama felt—overpowered, but in a very different way.

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Manny was looking at me, asking for advice. "So, how do you manage to get so many girls?"

"That is easy, Manny. I just walk up and say 'hello.'"

I could see Manny having an existential crisis.

Yeah boy, you don't know how tiring it gets on very easy mode. But then again, I wouldn't want to play on Hell mode like you...

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"So, how did you create the Pear Company, Dad?" I asked.

"Griffen, I had another partner back in the day. A weirdo hipster, but with some interesting ideas.

But we fought because he wanted to name the company Apple. Can you imagine a company being successful with a name like Apple?" he mocked.

"Nope," I lied.

The fic would be more like Hannah Montana and iCarly (with a more offbeat, crack-style reality).

No songs (from the MC's side)

Series:

• iCarly

• Hannah Montana

• Two and a Half Men

• Modern Family