Chen Dali: Holidays are exactly when Brother Feng is too busy to clone himself, the most torturous time.

How does Chen Dali know Luofeng so well?

Could it be he's also joined the ranks of the Time Planning Masters?

That's basically the case.

During school days, Luofeng's number one excuse is: class.

No problem with that, right?

But during holidays?

Then finding excuses gets really hard.

That's what happens when you have too many girls.

It's like you kinda…

can't keep up?

Luofeng: I'm begging you all to act like humans, okay? I'm going home for May Day! Our family business still needs me to handle stuff!

Li Bo Kai: Damn it, that excuse is great!

Chen Dali: As expected of Brother Feng, all kinds of wordings, all kinds of excuses, all at his fingertips!

Luofeng: I'm done bullshitting with you guys, going to sleep first.

Li Bo Kai: Going to sleep? I'm supposed to believe that?

Lin Xiaoyun: I'm supposed to believe that too?

Chen Dali: Brother Feng, good luck, just don't play yourself to death.

Luofeng put down his phone. Right then, Duanmu Yunji walked in, came over to his side, nestled straight into his arms and asked, "Chatting with Dali and the guys? Something up?"

Luofeng said, "What could possibly be up in the middle of the night? Things in the middle of the night, I feel like they should be your business!"

Duanmu Yunji rolled her eyes at him.

Luofeng immediately scooped her up in a princess carry, and Duanmu Yunji naturally wrapped her arms around his neck.

The two of them went to the bathroom.

A professional-level performance kicked off.

Around one o'clock, the two finally came out.

Luofeng didn't go over to Qin Rubing's place.

At 1:01, Duanmu Yunji, still breathing a little heavily, leaned against Luofeng's chest, listening to his powerful heartbeat.

Then she tried to tickle him.

But Luofeng wasn't ticklish at all.

"It's about to be one o'clock, I still have to get up at seven tomorrow. You just know how to work me over. Why don't you go make trouble with Rubing?" Duanmu Yunji grumbled.

"You know why." Luofeng gently stroked her smooth back. "You think she can escape tomorrow morning?"

"Hmph!" Duanmu Yunji snorted coquettishly. "Oh right, Luo the Immortal, my mom wants a Capital City license plate, can you help?"

Luofeng smiled and kissed the corner of her mouth. "Of course. Just a license plate, that's nothing."

For normal people, a Capital City plate really is a pain to get.

But for Luofeng, it's easy.

And he can even get a pretty good number.

"When does Mom want the plate?" Luofeng asked.

Duanmu Yunji pouted, "That's my mom!"

"Same difference." Luofeng grinned wickedly.

Duanmu Yunji snorted again, but her heart felt all warm.

This kind of tiny, detailed care from Luofeng.

Even though she knows she doesn't have Luofeng to herself, she's still very happy.

"When are you leaving the Capital City?" Duanmu Yunji asked.

Luofeng thought for a few seconds and said, "Probably before Labor Day."

"Then is Saturday okay?" Duanmu Yunji said.

"Of course it is! Oh right, what car is Mom choosing?" Luofeng asked.

Duanmu Yunji didn't get hung up on what he called her mom. Instead she smiled sweetly and said, "My mom is still hesitating."

Luofeng knew Duanmu Yunji's mom was also a piano teacher.

Duanmu Yunji chose piano also under her mother's influence.

Luofeng was curious what kind of car her mom would pick.

"Any candidates?" he asked.

"Right now there are three options," Duanmu Yunji said. "First is a Camry, second is a Tayron, third is a Mini Cooper."

Luofeng shook his head. "None of those sound that great. How about we just give Mom a car?"

"That doesn't seem very appropriate…" Duanmu Yunji said.

"What's inappropriate about it? Don't overthink. It's just a car." Luofeng gave Duanmu Yunji a smack.

Duanmu Yunji glanced at him coquettishly and flipped off the hand that was still resting on the spot he'd smacked.

"I haven't even officially met Mom yet. Giving her a car as a gift feels pretty fitting to me," Luofeng said. "Ask Mom tomorrow what car she likes, I'll reserve it first."

"Alright then," Duanmu Yunji nodded. "Thank you, Luo the Immortal!"

"Mm-hmm?" Luofeng smacked Duanmu Yunji's perky butt again.

"Ah— thank you, hubby!" Duanmu Yunji said in a cutesy voice, but then she noticed something was off—Little Luo seemed to be protesting a bit?

Duanmu Yunji thought for a moment, then leaned in to whisper in his ear, "How about I help you out?"

"Huh?" Luofeng was confused, but then he saw what she was doing.

And he understood.

Very soon.

Luofeng lay flat.

Duanmu Yunji started switching into N different poses.

Luofeng quietly enjoyed.

He knew that Yunji, who still had school tomorrow, squeezing out another half hour to help Little Luo wasn't because he was buying a car for her mom.

It was because him calling her mom "Mom" had touched her a little.

Half an hour later, Duanmu Yunji coughed, rolled her eyes at Luofeng, then went to the bathroom to look for the toothpaste mid player from LoL.

By the time she came back, Luofeng was a bit sleepy and had actually dozed off already. Duanmu Yunji just gently snuggled into his arms.

......

The next day.

Duanmu Yunji woke up at seven.

Seeing Luofeng still fast asleep, she went to the bathroom to wash up.

But when she came back, she saw Luofeng had already vanished from the Simmons.

Duanmu Yunji snorted, already knowing where he'd gone.

Sure enough, in Qin Rubing's apartment right now.

There was also a professional-level performance going on in the bathroom.

Qin Rubing in koala bear mode.

A whole different flavor of experience.

Qin Rubing was actually pretty surprised too. Someone like Luofeng, he could totally be a professional athlete, right?

After all, half an hour of pro-level, that's really not something just anyone can handle, okay?

Even if all she did was hang off his neck, wrapped around him, she was exhausted.

Let alone Luofeng? 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝒆𝔀𝒆𝙗𝓷𝒐𝙫𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝓶

Duanmu Yunji didn't wait for Qin Rubing, so today Qin Rubing had to go to school by herself.

Luofeng simply stayed in Qin Rubing's bedroom and went back to sleep, and didn't go to the apartment across the hall.

Who would've thought the number one goddess of the Dance College would go to school after a pro-level session with her boyfriend?

Luofeng woke up a bit before ten.

After washing up, he started checking the situation across from Baiyue.

Things over there were already a mess.

If possible, he was planning to pour a bit more fuel on the fire.

As for America, there was the time difference to factor in.

It was just before ten in the morning in Daxia.

Over there it was just before ten at night.

Lin Chun was out on a night run.

He really liked that country, felt everything was better than in Daxia.

But times have changed. If he came back to the homeland even once, he'd realize that in a lot of areas, the homeland is way better than the Big Tiger.

Lin Chun actually knew times had changed, but since he'd already joined up, there was no way out.

He didn't regret it either. After all, his life now was pretty good.

A young foreign chick for a wife.

A villa, a luxury car?

A laid-back life.

What's not to like?

But Lin Chun had no idea that everything he had would end today.

[Begging for monthly tickets, begging for recommendation tickets. Anyone who's got a monthly ticket, please send one my way, I'm on my knees begging you big shots. Your recommendation tickets refresh every day, if you don't use them they go to waste, so you can just throw them to the author.]