University Doctor and His Fragile Patients
Chapter 528 - 432: Too Much Watermelon, Ended Up in an Ambulance! (Part 2)
The fragile university students in Hai City University are unwilling to admit that they represent the entire group of fragile university students.
Some examples were given of outrageous behaviors by troublesome kids and how some indulgent parents’ excessive pampering led to negative impacts.
These statements.
Immediately angered the group with children.
They all claimed that the fragile university students were talking nonsense.
The examples given only represent a very small portion of the group; most children don’t cause trouble, rarely go to the hospital, and grow up healthily.
And so...
Because of an offhand comment by Chen Mu.
The two groups, fragile university students and parents with children.
Engaged in a fierce online debate over which group, fragile university students or troublesome kids, was more self-destructive.
In the beginning.
The debate between these two groups, although intense, was balanced.
But no one knows who first started it in the verbal battle.
Someone chose to expose weaknesses.
And the fragile university students of Hai City University became the biggest victims of this online verbal battle.
And so.
We witnessed the scene just now.
Inside Hai City University.
Students with slightly better physical fitness eagerly wanted to prove they weren’t fragile university students.
Chen Mu was just about to say something.
To comfort this group of fragile university students in front of him.
"Dr. Chen! Dr. Chen!"
"Wait a moment! Help my roommate!"
"My roommate is about to die!"
Suddenly.
An exaggerated shouting voice caught everyone’s attention.
Chen Mu and the students eager to prove they were not fragile university students exchanged glances.
Both sides could see.
The helplessness and resignation in each other’s eyes at this moment.
Chen Mu sighed and hurried over.
The person approached on a shared electric bike from the school.
However, this was someone who disregarded traffic rules, as there was another person squatting at the front of the shared electric bike.
That person was squatting in the front while retching.
Witnessing this scene.
Chen Mu couldn’t help but frown.
This student retching didn’t look well at all!
Just as Chen Mu was about to reach the student on the bike.
Suddenly.
The shared electric bike came to a screeching halt.
Chen Mu wasn’t affected.
The cyclist wasn’t affected.
Instead, the patient squatting in the front of the bike was thrown off.
"Ugh!"
The patient lay on the ground, continuing to retch with reddened eyes.
Chen Mu: "..."
The non-fragile university students of Hai City University: "..."
—
"Alright, alright! Although I don’t know what’s wrong with this student yet, I could tell the moment they appeared, this student is certainly not lightly ill!"
"Haha! You’re really good at analyzing, huh!"
"It seems that those students are already on the verge of breakdown, trying so hard to prove Hai City University doesn’t only have fragile university students, yet they haven’t succeeded before being slapped in the face by their own classmate."
"Constantly retching but unable to vomit, and the belly looks extraordinarily large; what illness is this? I haven’t heard of it."
"Combining these symptoms, if it were a girl, I would suspect this patient might be pregnant."
"But the problem is, this isn’t a girl; this is a seemingly dry and thin male..."
"Here’s something outrageous: my wife’s seven months pregnant, and her belly doesn’t look as big as this guy’s!"
"Wow! Is this gastric bloating?"
"Is gastric bloating this terrifying? I have gastric bloating too; should I first go to the Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital to make an appointment with a specialist?"
"You all only know to make hospital appointments. Unlike you guys, a clever person like me bought insurance for myself directly!"
"Wow, you really are clever, huh!"
"..."
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"This student ate a lot of cold fruits, probably consumed all at once."
"Watermelon?"
The boy on the bike nodded exaggeratedly: "Yes, it was the watermelon. Dr. Chen, you’re truly a miracle worker!"
The Hai City University alumni around.
At this moment, were no longer anxious to defend themselves, now joining the crowd to watch the commotion up close.
"Seeing it live feels different, is Chinese medicine really this amazing? Just a light touch on the spot, and you can tell what’s been eaten?"
"Even if it’s watermelon, no matter how much you eat, you shouldn’t end up like this, right?"
"Is it really like those people on the internet say, there’s something wrong with the Feng Shui of our school, which is why there are so many fragile university students?"
"Weren’t you just denying being a fragile university student? Why did you backtrack so quickly?"
"I’m denying being a fragile university student myself! That doesn’t mean I don’t agree that this guy in front is a fragile university student!"
"Isn’t fragile university students just an internet meme? There’s no need to react so intensely, right?"
"What do you mean no need to react so intensely? If you knew how people on the internet talk about fragile university students from our school, your reaction would probably be even more intense than mine!"
"I don’t believe it! What did they say?"
"They said! When visiting Hai City, you must visit Hai City University and bring back a local specialty, the fragile university students!"
"..."
Listening to the lively discussion behind him.
Chen Mu couldn’t help but twitch his lips.
No wonder the students reacted so strongly.
Those netizens were really too much?
Although thinking so in his heart.
Chen Mu’s lips couldn’t help but curl up again.
Seriously speaking.
The meme of fragile university students being a Hai City specialty actually sounds quite amusing?!
Chen Mu’s hand released the wrist of the fragile university student and looked at the student who brought the patient over with resignation: "Do you know how many pounds of watermelon he ate?"
"If I didn’t misdiagnose, this fellow should’ve made himself sick from overeating, leading to the retching..."
The last time I saw someone who overate instant noodles.
That was already outrageous enough.
Now seeing someone who overate watermelon, Chen Mu was genuinely speechless.
Has he never eaten watermelon in his life?
Why eat so much in one go?
Also!
The price of watermelon in Hai City hasn’t been cheap recently.
Do these fragile university students have such hefty living expenses?
Consuming watermelons all at once, ten or twenty of them...
As Chen Mu was still pondering over this.
Suddenly.
He heard the somewhat awkward voice of the patient’s friend, "Dr. Chen, my roommate ate about over thirty pounds of watermelon..."
Chen Mu: "Huh?"
For a moment.
Chen Mu genuinely doubted his ears, suspecting he might have heard wrong.
While watermelon is indeed delicious, there’s no need for one person to eat thirty pounds at once, right?
Meeting Chen Mu’s incredulous gaze, the patient’s friend, somewhat tentatively, said: "Of course, it might also be that he ate forty pounds of watermelon in one go?"
Chen Mu took a deep breath and said to Su Bingbing beside him: "Reporter Su, please call an ambulance."
As Su Bingbing walked away with her phone.
Chen Mu continued, "Classmate, there’s a difference between thirty pounds of watermelon and forty pounds of watermelon. If you are aware of this classmate’s situation, I’d hope you provide clearer information."
The boy scratched his head somewhat awkwardly: "Dr. Chen, we bought two Kirin watermelons weighing over twenty pounds each at the school gate. Because we hadn’t had watermelon for a long time, and the watermelon was kept chilled overnight at the supermarket at the school gate, my roommate was so happy that he ate both watermelons in one go..."
Saying this.
The boy’s eyes vaguely showed a trace of indignation.
Boy: "Dr. Chen, you don’t know how excessive this jerk is! We bought the watermelons together, but this guy ate both by himself without leaving me any!!!"
Chen Mu: "..." 𝑓𝑟ℯ𝘦𝓌𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝑐ℴ𝓂
Looking at the patient who was still retching, Chen Mu was even more impressed.
Sure enough.
Anyone who becomes a fragile university student is, without exception, a tough character.
Chen Mu was still a bit puzzled: "Since it was two watermelons weighing over twenty pounds each, wouldn’t that be over forty pounds? Why was there also a mention of thirty pounds?"