University Doctor and His Fragile Patients
Chapter 530 - 433: Opening a Package, Severing the Major Artery?
"So, the other fruit shops at the entrance of Hai City University lost because they didn’t use moral coercion?!"
"Honestly, no matter how you put it, Hai City University is definitely shouldering this blame. Crisp university students indeed accepted moral coercion due to the school’s sense of honor."
"If it weren’t for the sense of honor, they wouldn’t accept moral coercion. Without accepting moral coercion, they wouldn’t buy forty pounds of watermelon. (To be precise, there might be some discrepancies with this forty pounds.)"
"It’s also because of buying forty pounds of watermelon that the patient decided to eat forty pounds of watermelon in one go. My goodness, is the real culprit really Hai City University?!"
"???!!!"
"Sometimes, I feel honored to be able to watch the live stream in the same room as so many Da Congming."
"I now understand why the principal of Hai City University ended up in the ICU!"
"..."
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Patient’s friend: "My friend has a strong sense of belonging to Hai City University, how could they possibly tolerate this kind of talk?!"
"Extremely angry, they walked to the watermelon stall and bought two large watermelons, totaling over forty pounds."
"Over two hundred bucks!"
Chen Mu clicked his tongue: "Over five bucks a pound?"
Seems like this price is a bit steep?
Patient’s friend: "This is a Kirin watermelon, a bit pricey, but we accepted it..."
Patient’s friend: "After returning, I had other matters to attend to and left the watermelon with my friend."
"When I got back, I realized how dumb they are!"
"Alone in the dorm room, just thinking about spending two hundred bucks on watermelon, the more they thought about it, the angrier they got."
"Angry, they decided to cram all the watermelon into their stomach, that way they wouldn’t waste their money!"
Chen Mu’s lip twitched: "Yeah, this way the money’s not wasted. From now on, as long as they can swallow their pride, they can even make money as an influencer!"
Due to moral coercion.
Almost stretching themselves to death, such "talent" cannot be found anywhere else on the magical land of Hai City University.
"Ugh!"
Just like the patient’s situation.
Ate way too much.
Actually, the best way is to induce vomiting to get all the stuff out of the stomach.
Just as the garbage bin was prepared nearby, Chen Mu quickly administered a shot.
"Ugh!"
The patient leaned over the garbage bin, hugging it tightly and vomiting frantically.
As they vomited further.
The audience in the live stream noticed the patient’s belly shrinking.
—
"My goodness, once again I’ve gained insight from a live stream at Hai City University. Apparently, one can actually eat enough at one meal to bloat their stomach."
"Forty pounds of watermelon, even if you paid me, I couldn’t finish it."
"Every time I see people like this, only one thought occurs to me: Hai City University’s land, after all, doesn’t support idlers..."
"Not idlers? It’s more like not supporting idle gods, as in the mental type!"
"Why do I feel like Dr. Chen hasn’t been as talkative as before these past few days? Has recording the show for so long made him unwilling to explain much to viewers?"
"Isn’t it possible, if you were in the campus doctor’s shoes, you’d be even quieter than Dr. Chen? What’s the point in saying more..."
"When is Dr. Yehe going to arrive? I’m really concerned about Dr. Chen’s mental state, seems like he’s about to lose it."
"..."
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"Ugh!"
Kind-hearted crisp university students offered two unopened bottles of mineral water.
Chen Mu asked Su Bingbing to reimburse the crisp university students before he opened a bottle of mineral water and handed it to the patient.
Gesturing that they can take it.
To rinse their mouth during the break in vomiting.
Until the patient vomited for over ten minutes.
The patient was slumped over the garbage bin.
Basically in a state where they couldn’t vomit out anything else.
Chen Mu slowly asked, "How do you feel now?"
The patient stared blankly at their vomit.
Almost as if they couldn’t smell the sour odor from the trash can, answered numbly, "I don’t feel great..."
Chen Mu: "Go on..."
Patient: "It seems like I’ve vomited everything from my stomach, but I still feel full, as if I haven’t vomited anything."
Speaking while.
The patient gradually fell into a state of grievance.
The whole person started to tear up, "Dr. Chen, I’ve vomited so much, I should’ve vomited everything out."
Upon saying this.
The patient suddenly turned their head, looking at Chen Mu with alarm: "Dr. Chen!!"
Chen Mu: "Hmm?"
Patient: "Did I eat too much watermelon and damage my brain?!"
Chen Mu: "Ah?"
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"Dr. Chen: I’ve been a doctor for so many years, but this is the first time I’ve heard someone say they’ve eaten enough watermelon to damage their brain."
"That’s what they said, but given this guy’s current state, I believe it if they say their brain is damaged..."
"I believe it too, they don’t seem very smart."
"Wasn’t Dr. Chen just speechless, having to forcefully hold back his temper?"
"One reason is that he’s still live streaming. If he really got mad on camera, more trolls might reveal their claws."
"And the other reason?"
"The other reason is, given this student’s thought process and current topic level, if Dr. Chen says anything harsh and this student has an incident later, all the blame would fall on Dr. Chen..."
"..."
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Chen Mu truly took several deep breaths.
Before forcefully suppressing his somewhat agitated emotions.
Helplessly said, "Normally, eating watermelon doesn’t damage your brain; at most, it’s overeating that harms your digestive system."
"The persistent bloating you feel now is because your stomach is stretched large by the watermelon due to such overeating."
"You now need sufficient recovery time."
"Once your stomach recovers, it should be alright."
Su Bingbing listened to the conversation between Chen Mu and the patient, quietly asked beside him: "Dr. Chen, if this student is okay, should we inform the emergency center..."
Chen Mu realized belatedly: "No need for an ambulance. I previously asked you to call for one, fearing this kid’s stomach might burst. Now it looks like there’s no major issue."
Saying this.
Chen Mu lazily yawned, looking at those beside him: "Su Bingbing, Reporter Su, if there’s nothing else, let’s first head back..."
Suddenly.
Chen Mu saw Su Bingbing in front of him turn pale.
Fearfully looking in a direction.
Chen Mu instinctively followed Su Bingbing’s gaze.
And saw...
Not far from them, a crisp university student holding a parcel was lying on the ground amidst a pool of blood.
The boy beside him was emitting a piercing scream.
"Whoa!!!"
Chen Mu couldn’t even control his emotions, swore in the live stream.
Almost sprinting at the speed of a hundred meters, he ran to the patient’s side.
Used gauze to press against the patient’s wrist, from where the major artery was bleeding.
Started using acupuncture needles, attempting to stop the bleeding for the patient.
While administering first aid to the patient, Chen Mu loudly scolded: "There are live cameras here, if you feel so bad, come to the live room, let the netizens help you judge. Attempting suicide under the live cameras won’t solve any problem!"
The screaming guy suddenly stopped his cries.
Quietly said: "Dr. Chen, my girlfriend didn’t commit suicide. Tomorrow is our one-year anniversary; we have a great relationship."
Chen Mu completely didn’t believe it: "If not suicide, how did the major artery get severed?"
The boy pointed somewhat guiltily to the spot next to his girlfriend’s hand.
On the ground.
There was a razor blade and a bloodstained parcel box.
Boy: "My girlfriend truly didn’t commit suicide, it’s just this parcel was hard to open, and with one exertion, the razor blade accidentally cut her artery..."
Chen Mu: "???"
Chen Mu: "I don’t understand opening parcels, don’t lie to me!"