Who let him join the Sword Sect?!
Chapter 1065 - 510: Not Pure Love, Just Pure Combat; Not a Yandere, Just Plain Crazy_3
On the invincible giant sword that was over thirty meters long and five meters wide, white flames surged, and faintly, starlight flickered.
Fairy Colorful Robe raised her sword and swung it at Wei Zhuang.
She looked at Wei Zhuang, looked at the Black Sword in his hand, and suddenly laughed.
But her laughter, besides being gleeful, also had a hint of confusion.
She didn’t know why she was laughing, didn’t know why she was looking at him and laughing, she only knew that only by doing this could she fight, only by doing this could she feel satisfied!
But even the brightest white light couldn’t blind a blind man; facing this one-sided enthusiasm, Wei Zhuang chose to reject.
With only ’such a bother’ in his eyes, he suddenly let go of the sword in his hand, and instead pulled another sword out from the void, tossing it to Zhang Ze.
And simultaneously, he executed the legendary technique of 100% catching the white blade.
Tossed into Zhang Ze’s hand was a flying sword purely condensed from Ice Soul.
With just one grip, he felt boundless coldness, and a set of automatic swordsmanship created by Pavilion Master Mumu.
Even though it seemed the plan had deviated somewhat, Zhang Ze still understood his Uncle’s intentions.
He got up, took a step, and rushed behind the Fairy Colorful Robe who had entered the second phase.
Listening to Pavilion Master Mumu’s whispering advice in his ear, he thrust the sword in his hand into the Fairy Colorful Robe’s back.
During this process, the Fairy Colorful Robe didn’t pay any attention to Zhang Ze; in her eyes, there was only Wei Zhuang and his Black Sword.
After being pierced, the fairy didn’t bleed a single drop of blood; after a brief delay, the Ice Sword exploded in the midst of Chen Mumu’s quiet murmurs.
Almost at the same time, the giant sword on the bridge was also crushed by Wei Zhuang.
Ice Lotus descended, sealing the Fairy Colorful Robe within.
Success.
Zhang Ze slumped onto the ground.
Wei Zhuang coughed lightly and waved to Zhang Ze, "Come help me up, I can’t get up."
"Oh, coming, coming."
Zhang Ze hurried over, pulling Wei Zhuang, who although succeeded in catching the blade with his bare hands, had been embedded into the ground, out,
Without wasting time, after signaling to Li, he took the captured Fairy Colorful Robe and fled to the distance.
...
Somewhere in a bear cave.
The chubby bear managed to mess up the clean and tidy cave again, just as it prepared to comfortably continue sleeping.
The entrance of the cave blocked by a boulder was kicked open again.
In the chubby bear’s desolate gaze, those room-cleaning robbers who had just left returned.
They deftly threw themselves into a corner, stuffed a pile of food to it, and then, like performing magic, moved their fingers to clean its home spotlessly, showing no respect whatsoever.
Only saying that a chubby bear can be killed but not humiliated, the aggrieved Daxiong after a difficult decision, chose to directly close its eyes and start dozing off.
When tomorrow’s sun rises, all of today will be over.
It thought so.
...
Zhang Ze rubbed his neck and sat down cross-legged, placing the slightly shrunk Ice Lotus on the ground in front of him.
The crazy Fairy Colorful Robe encased in holy light mosaic was already sealed within, looking just like a large figurine.
Zhang Ze, "Who exactly is this person? Why do I feel she..."
"You don’t need to feel, she’s just sick." Wei Zhuang said succinctly.
Zhang Ze, "Hmm? Well, she wasn’t with you for that, was she...?"
Wei Zhuang, "No that, I have no feelings beyond those of strangers with her; she’s just sick, purely sick."
When Uncle said this, his face darkened, perhaps due to the influence of the black aura.
Then, Wei Zhuang sighed and finally began to tell Zhang Ze about this person.
Uncle said, this crazy woman had a very manly name, Lu Tianming.
Besides the name being very manly, she herself was quite manly too.
’Combat thrill’ were the three words that defined her life.
As a pure battle maniac, even in the then Celestial Sect, she was a problem among problem figures.
In her childhood, she became a major client of Medicine King Valley, and was blacklisted by Beast Taming Sect.
Back then, Medicine King Valley even set up a hall near Celestial Sect just to treat Lu Tianming’s injuries, being a VIP among VIPs.
The reason for being blacklisted by Beast Taming Sect wasn’t hard to guess; she simply fought with dogs whenever she went to Beast Taming Sect, and often wanted to challenge Giant Turtle Zhulu.
Later, Zhulu got really annoyed, so he blacklisted her.
In some sense, this senior Lu Tianming was indeed a genius, to actually anger Zhulu, the invincible kindergarten babysitter...
"Then what happened next?" Zhang Ze asked while holding his melon.
Seemingly thinking of something terrifying, Uncle trembled.
He hesitated for a moment before continuing.
"Later, the Celestial Sect Leader of the time used the tactic of driving tigers to swallow wolves, sent Lu Tianming to Sword Sect for lodging, successfully arousing her interest in swords for a year."
Wei Zhuang, "And I wasn’t in Sword Sect then, spent most of my time in the Imperial City, until one day, I returned to Sword Sect to break through Golden Core, and caught her attention."
Zhang Ze was temporarily speechless, the story was indeed somewhat unexpected.
He initially thought this would be a tragic love story like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai.
Unexpectedly, it was more like Yu Ji body-slamming Xiang Yu, a thrilling and intense fate tale.
Zhang Ze, "..."
Probably because everything had been said openly, and having been suppressed for a long time, Wei Zhuang spilled out all the grievances from those years.
"She said Celestial Sect is the number one sect, so sword usage must also be number one in the world, and she wants to be Celestial Sect’s number one."
"This madwoman then targeted me, saying my sister was too weak, the Sect Leader’s son too young, among peers only I was fit to be her opponent.
"From then on, whenever I ate, meditated, taught my junior brothers and sisters swordplay, dated... ahem, dated someone, went fishing by the river, went out for adventures.
"In short, at any time, any place, this madwoman would suddenly appear like a cockroach and challenge me."
"Even later when we were already at Mahayana, her behavior didn’t stop, although she had restrained herself a lot by then, but it was still annoying.
"And there’s one more thing, you kid also interacted with people from Celestial Sect, due to their cultivation, almost all of them are facially paralyzed, the higher their cultivation, the more so.
"But this woman is different, she can smile, a very sudden smile."
"..." Zhang Ze shivered hearing this.
He knew about the Celestial Sect’s facial paralysis, like Ms. Lu Yuzhou, even when she was telling jokes or deliberately upsetting her mother-in-law, her face was icy cold.
Though eerie, but being accustomed it’s not that bad.
However, if she suddenly smiled...
Thinking about this, Zhang Ze shivered again.
And at this moment, he suddenly had an epiphany.
He suddenly understood why Uncle had such incredible stealth skills.
Also understood why he was the most suitable user of the Night Demon Emperor Armor.
No choice, anyone targeted by such a psychopath would become like this.
Zhang Ze glanced fearfully at Lu Tianming frozen in the Ice Lotus, as if fearing she’d suddenly break out from inside.
"So, has Senior Lu been corrupted?" Zhang Ze asked cautiously.
He meant that if the sickness was too severe and nothing could be obtained, it’d be better to release her.
There are thousands of Colorful Robed Divine Envoys, capturing a normal one would be safer.
But Uncle misunderstood his meaning, he shook his head.
"No, this person isn’t actually Lu Tianming, she’s just an empty shell."
Zhang Ze, "Huh?"