The lively party continues to go on, on this rare day off, even the stiffest Imperial Soldier would relax a bit. Everywhere you look on the massive plaza are groups of chatting Star Domain Divine Race or Huron Divine Race, with the occasional lively Xyrin Apostle mingling among them. The Divine Race is mainly responsible for livening up the atmosphere, while the Xyrin Apostles cool it down; both sides cooperate seamlessly... you just pretend to listen.

And our family is the most bustling bunch here, with Sandora, who is forever unyieldingly hungry, and Xiao Xue with her ever-active gang of naughty kids, any party would go on till doomsday unless it naturally disperses. The mischievous kids are running around collecting strange things to play with, ranging from trinkets given by Divine Race uncles and aunts, mysterious items found in the nooks and crannies of the Heavenly Realm City, or flowers and plants picked from the Lower Realm Continent. Sandora is responsible for grilling all the oddities, and Lin still serves as the grill...

We all know the space where the Heavenly Realm City is located actually consists of more than just this complex; it’s made up of three parts. One part is our sky city, essentially the ’Sky Dome Top’ here. The mortal races in this space also habitually call it the Divine Realm (what they consider the Divine Realm), which is the current home for the Empire’s Mysterious Side Apostles. The second part is the Giant Dragon Kingdom adjacent to the Heavenly Realm City—a vast range of mountains floating on the clouds, the entire kingdom is shrouded in a layer of cloud mist barrier. The peculiar spatial structure makes it hard to approach, with a Sky Dome Avenue directly connecting through the mist to the Giant Dragon Kingdom. Besides, only the Dragon Clan itself and Xyrin Apostles have permission to enter through other parts of the barrier. Back then, the Guardian Dragons of Fifteenth Day Zone lived there, but the dragons often visit the Heavenly Realm City. The third part is the place where ordinary races reside—the hometown of Shajina and the Crow God Sect and a bunch of old friends. That planet, due to the splitting catastrophe of Fifteenth Day Zone, was enveloped by a vast bizarre spatial structure. However, now the Empire has repaired all dangerous spatial structures (harmless Other Spaces are still retained), making the entire planet safe and stable. It’s in the same space as the Heavenly Realm City and the Giant Dragon Kingdom but is isolated by a special barrier. Only recognized ordinary races can freely traverse the three ’space layers.’ I habitually call it the ’Lower Realm Continent,’ not for any particular reason, mostly just because it’s indeed ’below’...

But jumping directly down from the Heavenly Realm City will certainly not land you: the magical spatial structure will return you to the Sky Dome Top of the Heavenly Realm City, landing right back where you jumped. This spatial structure effectively protects those Xyrin Angels, no matter how many times they fall while walking, they won’t tumble ’beyond heaven,’ and ordinary people living in the lower realm don’t have to worry about two divine beings suddenly dropping from the sky and smashing their homes.

Now the bunch of naughty kids at home are running amok across the Three Realms—truly running amok across the Three Realms.

Little Baobao and the little doll run to drag Shajina and the others over, also conveniently pulling several Guardian Dragons to join the barbecue. Lilina whimsically goes to the lower realm and drags several regional bishops up here to appreciate the Divine Grace—it’s really just inviting them for a meal to commend excellent employees. Meanwhile, Little Crow casually ’descends’ to his Crow God Sect, leaving his followers astounded. Actually, Silly Bird just went to deliver some barbecue; Little Crow thinks the food here is delicious, so he carried a whole two tons of barbecue down to share with his followers... Speaking of which, shouldn’t it be the normal case where followers offer meat to God? Why is it all reversed here? A bunch of immortals are busy inviting their followers to meals!

Anyway, everyone seems to be having a great time, everything feels normal as if nothing happened, leaving me the only one staring blankly at Bingdisi. This atmosphere isn’t right!

"Speaking of... I guess I finally have a relationship now?" Bingdisi’s thought process always floats like a cloud, impossible for ordinary people to fathom. Just now, she confessed to me in front of all the high leaders of the three races and then went back to continue eating, while now this guy suddenly seems to have realized something and rushed to chat with me without even wiping the oil from her mouth, "Chen, you’ve got experience; what should I do when dating?"

I silently sighed, thinking this girl in front of me is pure enough to make people dumbfounded; such a commanding female hooligan on the battlefield, yet as simple as a little girl in matters of affection... by all rights it shouldn’t be like this, hasn’t she even seen pigs run if she hasn’t eaten pork? Sister Bing with thousands of mortal civilizations at her command, and such extensive life experience, should be able to just glance around and see a multitude of real cases, right?

"Watching from the side won’t make it clear, hahaha, hahaha..." Bingdisi scratched her head awkwardly, and suddenly I guessed that the real reason she went to eat after confessing wasn’t carefree but because she had no clue what to do next. You could see why by her expression now, "Why does it feel like I’m completely clueless now that it’s happening to me? I often visualized what to do with a boyfriend before, but now I suddenly find out it’s not like that at all. We don’t need to host a battlefield wedding under the pressure of a million troops, nor does an Evil God jump out to kidnap you and make me chase thousands of miles to rescue my husband... Real life is so boring; the plots I imagined are all useless."

Me: "..." Indeed, being single for too long can lead to psychological distortion; why are there so many strange scenarios in this female hooligan’s imagined relationship life! And what’s with the terrifying imagery?

"Actually, it’s nothing special," I glanced around, noticing no one was coming to help me out, so I stiffly explained to this emotionally clueless girl, "Let’s just talk about the mundane part, okay? It’s essentially two people living together, spending time together, occasionally bickering to improve feelings, everyday life is about groceries, oil, salt, joy, anger, sorrow, happiness... whether it’s shopping, dining, travels, or causing a ruckus, as long as you two are together, anything is enjoyable, that’s basically the state, though it’s not just that... Uh, I can’t keep on."

The more I explained, the stranger it felt, ultimately I couldn’t continue: is there any normal couple in the world like Ice Bingdisi and I, sitting seriously across from each other discussing how to date? And one of us giving the other a lesson on it!

And Bingdisi listens very earnestly, then suddenly scratches her chin curiously: "Hey, isn’t this what we usually do?"

I was instantly stunned when I heard it, indeed, isn’t this exactly what Bingdisi and I usually do together?

I suddenly understood why my sister exclaimed that Bingdisi has a special combat power... When did this female hooligan naturally walk into my life in such a way?

While I was in disarray, Bingdisi had already spread her thoughts: "It seems there’s nothing special about what you said, but there’ll definitely be some changes once we confirm our relationship. By the way, will I have to keep you company at night? How about twice a week..."

I covered Bingdisi’s mouth with my hand, looking at the coming and going crowd, especially with a bunch of naughty kids around, I felt cold sweat running down to my heels: how could she say anything?

Bingdisi was unable to make a sound with two big hands covering her mouth, only her bright blood-red eyes rolled around chaotically. But after struggling a bit, she gave up resisting and simply lay down on my lap contentedly, rubbing against me twice with satisfaction. Her long silver hair, almost enough to cover her entire body, was scattered freely on the ground, and the entire scene was exquisite after muting. Just lying there seemed not enough for her, she hesitated for a while then reached up to hook my neck, gently biting my fingers to let me remove my hand: "Phew, let me lie down for a while... Now I’m starting to see the benefits, at least I can lie on you openly. Normally, Sandora would have kicked me aside. This is her throne, but look how righteously I’m lying now!"

Sandora was not far away grilling steel bars, although not looking this way, Her Majesty the Queen has always had good hearing. She threw a sentence over her shoulder: "Don’t get too complacent, I’m busy with real business and have no time for you. Plus, seeing you’ve been holding back for over a year before daring to speak up, today you get a special privilege. But in the future, it’ll be as usual to kick you. Who told you to be so cunning."

Bingdisi stretched her neck and shouted at Sandora: "Come if you dare! We’ve fought enough, don’t underestimate an old lady’s sense of territory!" 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎

I looked at this tomboy lying satisfied on my lap with a mixture of laughter and tears, feeling she’s indeed a fierce yet strangely easy-to-understand girl. Probably it’ll take her a long time to figure out how a normal couple should get along — of course, she might never understand, considering no one around me is normal, the second possibility is very high. But anyhow, I accepted this somewhat unreasonable lover with an astonishingly resilient moral compass. What I’d worry about next... should be how to adapt to Bingdisi’s peculiar behavior patterns, and the bizarre atmosphere after each of her antics.

"I guess it won’t be long before today’s event spreads throughout the Star Domain," I smoothed Bingdisi’s astonishingly long silver hair while whispering, "and then it might get lively."

"It’s fine, depending on the rumor content, I’ll choose the best ones to beat up, ensuring no bad words are said. After all, our union as the top leaders of two races can be considered a significant international event. Public opinion must be handled," Bingdisi said while squinting at the splendid dome of the Heavenly Realm City, "I’m not out of my mind. The number one sister in the Divine Realm who hasn’t married in a billion years is finally seeing spring. I wonder what those bastards will gossip about. But don’t worry, I’m very competent..."

I: "...I always feel there’s something wrong with your worldview, but since you’re always like this, I’ll leave it be."

At this point, I suddenly heard footsteps behind me. Turning my head, I saw it was Monina and Yelsen, the sibling duo, with mystifying smiles on their faces. Monina stood behind Yelsen, using her brother as a shield in front of Bingdisi, and said with a chuckle: "Enjoying the couple’s world, huh?"

Bingdisi lifted her eyelids: "Knowing that, why come and cause trouble? Everyone else is hiding far away, what are you doing here?"

"Ah, well, everyone who knows the Boss wants to come and congratulate you," Monina pointed around the square, and I immediately noticed countless eyes sneaking glances over, all a bunch of hesitant but daring Divine Race, "they’re too afraid to come over, fearing the Boss might get too shy and beat someone to death, so we’re here on behalf of everyone to congratulate you... Congratulations, Boss, your love is finally fulfilled."

It’s rare for Bingdisi to be so agreeable, she nodded happily: "Mm, I’m actually quite in a good mood right now, but it’s wise that those guys didn’t come to make trouble, my time is precious. If you have anything else to say, hurry up."

Yelsen raised his hand pointing in a certain direction: "Yes, aren’t you going to check on Uncle Kuwayin? He’s passed out twice already."

Me: "..." Oh my gosh, how did I forget Bingdisi’s dad is here! The old man should have been the first to jump out theoretically!

I will never forget how extraordinary Bingdisi’s parents are. The Kuwayin couple have been hoping their daughter would get married for millions of years. The last time I visited Bingdisi’s home, I was almost dragged into a wedding hall by those crazy old folks. Now Bingdisi has finally opened her heart and found love, why is Uncle Kuwayin still silent until now?

Bingdisi also just remembered this matter (Is the saying that a married daughter is like spilled water true? Apparently King Water is water...), she immediately sprang up like a fish, drag me and ran to the edge of the plaza, and when we got there, I finally understood the situation: Ice Dad was tied up like a solid dumpling with dozens of loops of golden chain on the ground, and surrounded by more than twenty burly Star Domain War Gods, obviously in a subdued state, no wonder the old man hadn’t shown up!

Bingdisi exclaimed: "Dad, what happened to you? Did Mom suddenly appear just now? Who could tie you up like this?"

However, it seemed Uncle Kuwayin was in some state of sealing, he was struggling and opening his mouth, but there was no sound.

"I tied him," a calm voice came from the side, it was Xingchen, the old leader of the Star Domain looking helplessly at Ice Dad who was struggling wildly, "He heard about you two, got so excited that even Sovare couldn’t hold him down, I was afraid he’d cause trouble for you so I tied him up, added a couple of layers of sealing as well. So, did you enjoy your couple time?"

I awkwardly scratched my face: "Why is everyone treating this so seriously, we just confirmed our relationship, it’s not like we’re getting married right away—anyway, hurry up and unseal the old man, he looks like he’s about to pass out again."

"It’s worth being serious about Bingdisi finally opening her heart," Xingchen smiled kindly, casually unsealing and unlocking the chains on Uncle Kuwayin, then immediately I saw a black shadow flash in front of me followed by a distorted shout: "Oh, my precious daughter! You’re finally getting married... Wife, take a good look, our daughter can actually get married in this lifetime..."

Bingdisi busily pushed her dad away while exclaiming: "Oh, what are you being crazy for! Don’t talk in such a misleading way, okay? My mom is still alive, you know. Why did you start crying?"

I broke into cold sweat: "..."

Ice Dad is a really entertaining person, hidden beneath his aristocratic gentleman facade is a mischievous heart, I’ve long understood this, so seeing this disrespectful and handsome old man (is it okay to describe my future father-in-law like this? Probably okay, anyway, the Immortal Species doesn’t care about this) jumping around crying and laughing in front of his daughter didn’t surprise me at all, just watched helplessly with Xingchen on the side, occasionally glancing at each other in disbelief.

But soon even Xingchen couldn’t stay calm because Hila was approaching with a mysterious smile.

"I learned a trick from the younger generation," the leader of the Void laughed at Xingchen, and the "younger generation" she referred to was obviously a long-standing predicament, a determined tough woman, "Xingchen, I won’t chase you to have kids anymore—I’ve decided to move into your house tomorrow, stay for a few hundred million years, make your daughter subconsciously think she has two moms, then see if you can still get away from me!"

Xingchen’s face immediately changed, when it comes to ’die without a husband’ degree, Bingdisi really can’t be considered the first, the truly terrifying one is this ultimate boss who has not managed to marry herself off despite existing since the current Void cycle, her character and that bizarre worldview make even the Star Domain Father God avoid her, and now it’s clear—a new coercive marriage plan is unfolding.

"Hila, let’s not do this, you have such great business to take care of..."

"What’s that matter, the kids at home can handle things anyway, let them watch over it, besides, when I was chasing you and you were running, we spent over three thousand years in the Void White Area not returning home, didn’t it work out fine for both our families?"

Bingdisi and I both broke into cold sweat, indeed old ginger is spicier, even though as a couple in ordinary people’s eyes we might be considered rare species, in front of these two veterans, we’re mere novices. And I’ve noticed the Dark Goddess Solaphiel standing nearby, her face full of smiles, suddenly I was more shocked than seeing Sandora calmly accepting Bingdisi: "Uh, sis-in-law, aren’t you going to say something?"

"Whatever needed to be said was said years ago," Solaphiel replied gently, "For those of us who have lived such a long time, we really don’t sweat over many things anymore, having important people happily together is what matters most, you’re an Immortal Species too, you’ll understand this feeling sooner or later."

I clicked my tongue: "This circle is really chaotic, seriously."

Bingdisi slapped the back of my head: "Look who’s talking, would you dare go home and let your own kids count moms?"

I sighed, obediently squatted on the ground pretending to be non-existent: "Alas, all circles are chaotic, indeed."

The crowd continued the uproar until it was late at night in capital time, and even until midnight things hadn’t settled down completely, by the time we led the family back home, one-third of the people on the plaza (mainly the Divine Race) were still causing a commotion, but it didn’t concern me much anymore.

Now there’s another matter stressing me out.

Three seconds ago, a female hooligan kicked open the bedroom door, holding her own pillow, stood at the doorway with momentum and announced something:

"Chen, this concubine is here to share the bed!" (To be continued. If you like this book, please come to Qidian (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation votes, monthly votes, your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users, please visit m.qidian.com to read.)