RIKISARI

Let's be honest. You've read this story before.Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.My “cheat” is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.Welcome to the hunt.===ADDITIONAL Tags:No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy

[!]: NOVEL START: Your Girlfriend Calls Me Daddy[!]: Genre: [Isekai Transmigration] x [Academy Harem] x [Power Theft][!]: Objective: Steal the Heroines. Copy the Powers. Rewrite the Ending.===Rome D'Angelo woke up in the body of a webnovel's disposable villain, the arrogant playboy rival designed to lose, suffer, and fade into irrelevance by chapter fifty.The system gave him two ultimatums and zero sympathy:Complete the “Harem Lord” ending in 700 days, or die.Graduate top-five at Coastline Hero Academy, or lose everything.His advantages? A face that opens doors, a fortune that closes mouths, and an SS-Rank ability the world thinks doesn't exist.[ ESSENCE DRAIN ] — Power theft through intimate contact. The deeper the bond, the stronger the copy.Registered as a “Passive Null,” Rome is invisible to the system that governs this world. Which means he can break every rule, as long as nobody sees his eyes glow.The original story was a pure-love romance about an earnest hero winning seven hearts through effort and sincerity.Rome read three chapters, skimmed to the ending, and forgot half the cast.Now he has to steal those seven heroines from a protagonist he barely remembers, using meta-knowledge full of holes and an ability that turns every relationship into a transaction.His first target? Marilyn Cross: a devil girl with spatial powers, a merchant's mind, and a smile that promises trouble.The complications? Cheon Hae-Won can see his stolen abilities. Noel Stark has a childhood grudge he doesn't remember. And the original hero, Nolan Traore, is exactly as pure-hearted as advertised.Every kiss is a power-up. Every secret is a liability. Every heroine he claims pushes him closer to godhood and further from the man he used to be.Rome didn't choose this story. But he's going to finish it his way.

They say meeting your soulmate is destiny, a beautiful collision of two worlds meant to be together....But why did my “fated encounter” have to be a head-on collision with Cassidy Valentine, the most hostile, entitled, and terrifying girl at Hartwell Academy? And why did it involve ruining her limited-edition blazer with cheap bodega coffee?I'm Isaiah Angelo. I run on three hours of sleep, instant caffeine, and the desperate need to secure a future for my little sister. I don't have time for drama. I definitely don't have time for romance.So, naturally, the universe decided to play a cruel joke.I didn't just make an enemy of one rich girl. I stumbled into the lives of four.The Valentine Quadruplets. Identical faces, four distinct flavors of trouble.Now, I’ve been hired as their live-in personal assistant. I’m trapped in a mansion with the four most desirable—and impossible—girls in the city.Cassidy, the “Problem Child” who has sworn to make my life a living hell.Harlow, the overly affectionate airhead who thinks snacks solve all emotional trauma.Vivienne, the ice-cold perfectionist who wants to micromanage my breathing.Sabrina, the silent observer who looks at me like I’m a puzzle she’s dying to solve.The pay is life-changing. The job is suicide.Can I keep my scholarship, raise my sister, and manage the chaos of the Valentine household without losing my mind?I have a mountain of debt, a schedule from hell, and four billionaire heiresses who suddenly seem very interested in the “scholarship boy.”This isn't a job.This is a survival horror game wrapped in silk sheets.WHAT TO EXPECT:- Ecchi Situations: The Valentines have zero concept of personal space, and the “accidents” are frequent, spicy, and very visual.- Harem Romance: Four identical sisters, one tired protagonist. The competition is fierce, the tension is high, and the jealousy is real.- Competent Protagonist: Isaiah is smart, hardworking, and sharp-tongued. He isn't dense; he's just too exhausted to deal with their thirst.- Class Gap Dynamics: A gritty look at the difference between the struggling working class and the absurdly wealthy elite.- Heartwarming Family Moments: Because behind the fanservice and comedy, Isaiah is doing it all for his little sister.

After mocking a webnovel's most pathetic villain, Alex never expected to wake up in his body.Now he is Kaelen Leone, the laughingstock of the Royal Academy, a walking punchline with a pre-scripted fate: to be publicly crippled by the story’s golden-boy protagonist. Transported into a world governed by a System and a merciless plot, he finds himself in a deadly game of survival not against monsters, but against the narrative itself.What's worse, the unique power he awakens comes with a small, but potentially fatal condition…