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Beers and Beards
All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode. Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad! A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights but no real gore. No elves or harems allowed.
- C.16Book 4: : Trunk CastleNEW
- C.15Book 4: : Elves are Officially InsaneNEW
- C.14Book 4: : Illusions of GrandeurNEW
- C.13Book 4: : Spring Forward, Fall BackNEW
- C.12Book 4: : Dimensional Dungeon CascadiaNEW
- C.11Book 4: : Balin – Into The UnknownNEW
- C.10Book 4: : A Weak RockNEW
- C.9Book 4: : Kinshasa Adventuring GuildNEW
- C.8Book 4: : The Eyes of the GodsNEW
- C.7Book 4: : What’s In A Name?NEW
- C.6Book 4: : A Special MomentNEW
- C.5Book 4: : Reply HazyNEW
- C.4Book : : A Good YearNEW
- Book 4 A Good YearNEW
- C.3Book 4: : Elven WineNEW
- C.2Book 4: : The Duke of the NorthNEW
- C.1Book 4: : The World and Everything In ItNEW
- Merry Christmas and Cover 4 RevealNEW
- Book 4: Prologue: All The Bits Of The GodsNEW
- C.62Book 3: .5: The Guild’s DecisionNEW
- Book 3 Epilogue: A New DayNEW
- C.80Book 3: : ProclamationNEW
- C.79Book 3: : The King of CrackNEW
- C.78Book 3: : The Kinshasa Drinking ContestNEW
- C.77Book 3: : LapisNEW
- C.76Book 3: : Son of SamNEW
- C.75Book 3: : India Pale AleNEW
- C.74Book 3: : Iris BarnesNEW
- Book 3 Official Release on Amazon!NEW
- C.73Book 3: : All’s Faire in Love and WarNEW
- C.72Book 3: : Final FormatNEW
- C.71Book 3: : Of Gods and Ex-MenNEW
- C.70Book 3: : Duck, Duck, DwarfNEW
- C.69Book 3: : In deep shitNEW
- C.68Book 3: : Contingency Number TwoNEW
- C.67Book 3: : BedrockNEW
- C.66Book 3: : CoinsNEW
- C.65Book 3: : The Garden of GravesNEW
- C.64Book 3: : Lords and LadiesNEW
- C.62Book 3: : Beer GogglesNEW
- C.61Book 3: : Deja VuNEW
- C.59Book 3: : The Redlip Riot (1)NEW
- C.58Book 3: : Meeting Old FriendsNEW
- C.56Book 3: : TherapyNEW
- C.55Book 3: : Unorthodox FishingNEW
- C.54Book 3: : ’SmokinNEW
- C.53Book 3: : Bocks and BallsNEW
- C.52Book 3: : Decocting GravityNEW
- C.51Book 3: : He Drinks a Lager DrinkNEW
- C.50Book 3: : GoatsNEW
- C.49Book 3: : Gonna Wreck ItNEW
- C.48Book 3: : Tourmaline BarnesNEW
- Big Announcement: HearthconNEW
- C.57Book 3: : Up Schist CreekNEW
- C.46Book 3: : Imperial MajestyNEW
- C.45Book 3: : Dwarf, InterruptedNEW
- C.44Book 3: : Wet and DryNEW
- C.43Book 3: : The Third Month of the Year 8000NEW
- Break DayNEW
- C.42Book 3: : NitroNEW
- C.41Book 3: : Magic is HardNEW
- C.40Book 3: : Dwarven InfluencerNEW
- DelayNEW
- C.39Book 3: : Balin - Deepcore DungeonNEW
- C.38Book 3: : No More Beer!?NEW
- C.37Book 3: : Meeting Thadd HarmssonNEW
- C.36Book 3: : Laying Pipe With BandoNEW
- C.35Book 3: : Odd CouplesNEW
- C.34Book 3: : What Gose Around..NEW
- Late ChapterNEW
- C.33Book 3: : A Worthy BrewNEW
- C.32Book 3: : Delicious in KinshasaNEW
- C.31Book 3: : Elves!!!NEW
- C.30Book 3: : Unexpected MeetingNEW
- C.29Book 3: : Bentley - But Not The CarNEW
- C.28Book 3: : Tablero da GucciNEW
- C.27Book 3: : French LessonsNEW
- C.26Book 3: : Clan HerderNEW
- C.25Book 3: : Lucky Jean’sNEW
- C.24Book 3: : Canada GoseNEW
- C.23Book 3: : Newton’s CradleNEW
- C.22Book 3: : HopsNEW
- C.21Book 3: : The Human MarketNEW
- Book Release: I Ran Away to EvilNEW
- C.20Book 3: : The QuarterfinalsNEW
- C.19Book 3: : No PeekingNEW
- C.18Book 3: : Pink, Red, and SilverNEW
- C.17Book 3: : A Cozy Dwarf’s TaleNEW
- C.11: Somewhere elseNEW
- C.10: Rescue and realizationNEW
- C.9: BlessingNEW
- C.8: The Firmament (2)NEW
- C.7: The Firmament (1)NEW
- C.6: A dwarven handshakeNEW
- C.5: Be mineNEW
- C.4: A glass half fullNEW
- C.3: A mop and a whistleNEW
- C.2: I was reincarnated as a dwarf but all the beer is bad!NEW
- C.1: Trouble is brewingNEW
- Book 1 - PrologueNEW