A Summoner? - Chapter 12: Taking Freya To Disney World?

“Great Saint, why did you follow that thieving baldy to rob the sacred mountain?” “Ah, it’s a long story. Back then, that thieving baldy grabbed my neck and asked me, ‘Are you coming with me to the Western Heaven, or should I send you to the Western Heaven...’” “What about you, Marshal Tianpeng?” “He said he was afraid of getting hungry on the way to the West, so he brought some dry rations along.” “...” This is a story filled with joy, scheming, and relentless teasing all the way through.

Cado is transported to the Dragon Ball world and unexpectedly awakens the God-Level Choice System.Ding![Saiyan “Raditz” has invaded Earth. Host, please make a choice!][Option 1: Ignore it.Reward: Namekian Bloodline (Grants limb regeneration!)][Option 2: Face Raditz head-on and defeat him.Reward: Legendary Super Saiyan Bloodline (Top-tier talent, completely overpowered!)]Without hesitation, Cado picks the second option.Frieza: “How did the mighty emperor of the universe end up as his servant?”Cell: “Damn it! Why did no one warn me that such a monster existed in this timeline?”Beerus: “If he wanted to be a God of Destruction, my position would've been his already.”Grand Priest: “I acknowledge Cado as the strongest!”With unparalleled power, limitless potential, and the ability to reshape the Dragon Ball universe, Cado's journey begins!(Harem only includes 2 women)

It’s 2100, and Vincent Carter – Ying – is a twenty-year-old virgin with a penchant for profanity, he has but three guiding principles:“In a world where honour and valour seem like unaffordable luxuries, cowardice remains the pragmatist’s ultimate virtue. Spinelessness isn’t shameful, it’s simply self-preservative romance.”“Doubt is unironically the cheapest superpower a person can have, after all if it’s human, it’s probably plotting something. And if it’s plotting something, it’s probably hiding something. And if it’s hiding something… well, you get the idea. So question everything, one sceptical step at a time.”And lastly,“Muscle heads – because who needs brains when you can just flex your way through life? Couldn’t be me, I’ll tell you that much.”Armed with nothing but these… questionable (?) values, as well as experiences shaped by a hellish life in the slums, Ying dives headfirst into the latest VR sensation – Cultivation Climax, a world brimming with great magic, ancient mysteries, and blood-curdling conspiracies just waiting to be unravelled.However, because Ying’s life is just that kind of special, he is greeted with a rather ‘lovely’ surprise upon opening his eyes to the new world…Ding![Your misfortune is truly astounding!][You have awakened the absolute WORST talent for Cultivation!]‘…’“…W-what?!”Yes, what indeed.