After Being Blackened All Over the Internet, I Ruled the Military Variety Shows - Chapter 77: In Reluctance

The Heavenly Voice was bestowed upon the world, and so the calendar of the Great Dao began. The world entered a new age of digitized cultivation. Humanity activated the immortal destiny seal to become cultivators.

“If Gao ○○ and Zhen Jingwen both confessed to you at the same time, who would you choose? Heheheh, it’s so hard to choose! Can I just have both?!”

“What do I do if my GF likes BL? Shit! What’re girls reading all that stuff for? They should get married and have kids while they’re still young.”

“How would you guys rate my sister? Let me see…She looks pretty good. Old rules, 10 if she’s up to f*ck, 0 if she’s not, hahaha.”

“Disgusting homosexuals spreading Aids, perverted fujoshis are cancer of society!”

Not only did college student Xia Chuan have stage II advanced straight male cancer, he even had severe homophobia, much less being able to stand the existence of fujoshis. But then, he suddenly met with the greatest crisis of his life—

After waking up, he actually grew an organ only a girl would have between his perineum!

Was this not a dream?

Impossible…

Xia Chuan couldn’t stop his brain from recalling an ancient post on Baidu:

What if you turned into a girl one day?

—First, show your brothers a good time!

De! Fi! Nite! Ly! Not!!!! Xia Chuan pulled up his pants with gritted teeth and swore to defend his virginity to the death.

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Above the sky, the thousands-meter-long Kun flew over the city, ignoring the missile bombardment.

In Australia, the thousand-meter-long giant python destroyed the city, devoured millions of people, and left slowly under the explosion of several nuclear bombs.

Coming to this dangerous world, Chen Chu, who accidentally obtained a newt clone, was a little at a loss.

What can palm-sized hexagonal salamanders do?

Shooting videos to earn traffic? Go to the creek to catch shrimp? Or…evolve into a giant beast?

A hexagonal salamander, also known as the hexagonal dragon, has infinite evolution ability, and gradually evolves into a mythical and legendary monster that destroys the world.

Body length of hundreds of meters, kilometers, tens of thousands of meters…

And under the characteristics of synchronous strengthening, Chen Chu’s body is also getting stronger, the strength is getting bigger and bigger, the speed is getting faster and faster, and even…

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Zhang Yan worked tirelessly for three years, all to save money and buy a house.But in the end, he discovered that all his money had been secretly transferred by his fiancée to her ex-boyfriend to fund his startup.In his fury, the God-Level Choice System was activated.1. Forgive her and receive the title “Enduring Green Turtle.”2. “Who doesn’t have an ex?” Call my ex-girlfriend and say, “I regret it. I want to get back together with you.” Reward: 30 million yuan and a “1 Yuan House Purchase Voucher.”Was there even a choice to make!?Without hesitation, Zhang Yan called his ex-girlfriend and said, “I regret it. I want to get back together with you.”“I’ll be there right away.”Fifteen minutes later, a breathtaking beauty, scoring 99 out of 100, arrived in a Lamborghini… with a household registration book in hand.(The synopsis is a bit weak, please read the main story.)