All the Dust that Falls - Chapter 256: Home Away from Home

Ji Liao was particularly distressed lately. He had been “sexually harassed” (confessed to) for no reason (out of nowhere). Moreover, the other party was a man! Never mind that it was a man but it was well-known *class grass.

As a senior Green Tea, Bi Ming recently became addicted to watching love variety shows and she found a very interesting phenomenon:

As long as the girls are more popular and people can’t find any real black spots, they like to call them “Green Tea”.

As long as you don’t like a girl, using “Tea” to describe the other party seems to be able to win back a city and humiliate her maliciously.

No matter what the character of the girl is; innocent, lively, gentle, kind, or bright and generous, as long as they use the word “Tea” to label the other party, they can scold her to their heart’s content.

“She is also green tea?” Bi Ming watched the sour netizens in the comment area jumping up and down to scold the most beautiful and well behaved girl in the show as ‘Green tea girl,’ and she couldn’t help sneering, “I still have too little knowledge.”

Real green tea can make you cry without crying. As a green tea herself, Bi Ming was well versed in the ‘tea art’. Even if she changed men like she changes clothes, whenever she hooked her finger, someone will lick it. Moreover, she could also render the lemon essences who were jealous of her speechless.

Just when she sighed, a light sphere calling itself the “Green tea system” appeared.

“Congratulations on seeing through the essence and summoning this system.”

“As we all know, ‘green tea’ has become the best way to stigmatize attractive girls in today’s society. ”

“Some girls, who do not meet the standard of green tea at all, are framed as green tea and have no power to fight back, which greatly reduces the reputation of green tea.”

“Ms. Bi Ming, as a senior green tea in this world, would you like to go to other worlds and let some ignorant frogs at the bottom of the well, who have wronged good people, experience the real tea art?”

Bi Ming smiled lightly: “It sounds very interesting.”

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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.

Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?

Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”

In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”

Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”

Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

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“Substitute” is an ABO dog-blooded stand-in essay. The heroine Shu Jin is the substitute girlfriend of a certain scumbag boss. After being tortured by the scumbag boss and Bai Yueguang to a serious illness, Shu Jin was tired and decided to give up. .
After leaving the scumbag, Shu Jin cut off love and love, developed her career all the way, and perfectly completed the gorgeous turn from a poor double to a rich woman.
Later, when faced with Boss Ba’s remorse and confession, Shu Jin even lashed out.
You didn’t want it when my old lady was upside down, but now you are acting like chasing a wife and crematorium with me!
Until the end of the novel, Shu Jin never forgave the scumbag. Instead, she is beautiful alone in the life of a rich woman.
This article…well, Shen Yilan quite likes to read it.
Then? Then she wore it, and she became the aunt Long Aotian who was the scumbag in the book.
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Looking at the heroine who was crying pear blossoms and raining in front of her, Shen Yilan couldn’t help but walked up to her and asked her, “Are you okay?”
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Shen Lintian is a scumbag.
Bai Yueguang cheated first, and threatened Shu Jin to pretend to be his girlfriend to help deal with his sister-in-law after they broke up.
Arriving at home as promised, Shu Jin found out that Shen Lintian’s sister-in-law in front of her was not the sister who gave her sweets?
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At night, Shu Jin quietly pushed open the door of Shen Yilan’s room, and asked in a low voice, “Are you asleep?”
Change the timid appearance at the dinner table.
She dresses very boldly.
But Shen Yilan was unmoved, “Why are you here again?”
“The air conditioner in my room is broken. Come to your place for a night.”
Shen Yilan frowned: “What about Lintian?”
Shu Jin lowered her eyes, her eyes were about to cry, “Probably at Bai Yueguang’s place.”
Shen Yilan thought about the poor stand-in heroine in the book, and sighed, “Come in.”
Shu Jin followed good advice and thought to herself, just as she guessed, this woman Shen Yilan is easier to deal with than she imagined.
Shen Lintian cheated on Bai Yueguang first, so don’t blame me for picking on your sister-in-law, I want to be your aunt! Shu Jin’s heart was filled with the pleasure of revenge.
However……
After she fell asleep in Shen Yilan’s arms again until she woke up naturally, Shu Jin murmured wonderingly: “Shen Yilan, can’t you?”
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Later, when Shen Lintian repented and wanted to get Shu Jin back, Shu Jin hesitated.
Shen Yilan was very angry, she didn’t understand why there was any hesitation.
But Shu Jin is more fierce than her——
“What can I do without considering Shen Lintian! You can’t!”
Shen Yilan: “…I can’t?”
“Are you okay? You don’t even eat an omega when my mother delivers it to your door, are you okay?”
Shen Yilan: “…”
Then?
Then Shen Yilan directly pulled him to the bedroom, and said seriously: “I can do it.”
Shu Jin:? !
+++ Here is demining, must see +++
#ABO文, non-traditional ABO, relatively weak setting, no second set of organs#
#双夫，女2 and scumbag fell in love, body clean#
#文章是双智景（the main body of Shu Jin’s growth line is too much, Shen Yilan’s attack, the ‘mutual attack’ written in the column of angle of view refers to the sense of angle of view, not the meaning of body position#
#无脑凉，Don’t bring your brain#
#The relevant content of two people’s occupations is that I refer to some materials and then compile them myself, please do not substitute them into reality#
#看文图一乐, I wish you a happy reading#
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