Apocalypse Baby - Chapter 28: Escape

During the Third Great Ninja War, facing numerous enemies, Mirukawa Kaito was not in a hurry, and his hands quickly formed seals.“Water Style: Water Shuriken”“Lightning Style: Thunderbolt”“Ice Style: Ice Beam”“Lava Style: Precipice Blades”…Everything returned to calm.In the messy battlefield, Mirukawa Kaito fell into deep thought. He looked at [Focus Sash] on his left wrist and [Mystic Water] on his right hand.After a long silence, he threw the newly obtained [Onion] hard to the ground!“Damn! I am really a Pokémon, right?!”

Sealed Kaguya;Mikoto on her wedding night;Kushina during the Nine-Tails' Rampage;Kidnapped Konan...Uchiha Kage, who crawled out of the pile of dead bodies from the night of the clan massacre, discovers that every night he can enter a mysterious space.The space not only contains real female ninjas, but also real instances that update from time to time.Furthermore, by absorbing the dropped ninja fragments, he will also gain the abilities of the corresponding ninja.Crap, it's like I've started playing in the real Naruto world!You say I'm inherently evil?That's right, from now on, I am the most evil Uchiha!I'm going to make Konoha... No, I'm going to turn the entire ninja world into a paradise that belongs to only me!——Sasuke: I treated you like a younger brother, but it turns out you're my dad?Naruto: Awesome, Sasuke! Turns out we're actually blood brothers!

A hundred thousand years ago, there was a great war between cultivators. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world.

A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Book of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer.

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“This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?”

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But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction?

Have you been targeted?Maybe, since you’ve been in his range all along.What else can you do but prepare yourself to be killed?