Are You Telling An Eight-Year-Old To Survive In The Wilderness? - Chapter 199 - Coincidence

Caden Ryder.Having both the status of a Transmigrator and a regressor.Once a human from Earth and a ruthless domineering general of the Purple Continent.His journey through the mystical world was rough and filled with betrayals.Following the death of Emperor Rozen Riverrun and the rise of Emperor Zeraith Riverrun.Both eras brought about the rise of the Redmen Race.And the death of the Purplemen Race, in the end....After years of fighting, after years of defending the Purple Continent.It was all for nothing. But little did he know that his execution was the beginning of his journey.[Regression Alert!]Regressing back to the time when Kyle Freeman transmigrated into the body of Caden Ryder.Now amped with the knowledge of two past lives, with his determination to grow stronger.With the zeal to live the mundane and quiet luxurious life he has always dreamed of.Caden must walk the path of domination, the path of conquerors.Armed with a Primordial System. Armed with three SSS-Ranked Ultimate Skills.If he must conquer the Red Continent to live his mundane, quiet, and luxurious life.Then so be it, he shall conquer the Red Continent.With the knowledge of his past lives, walking on a path of mysteries and adventures.If there's no way. he will create a way

In the year 2000, the System arrived on Gaia and changed the world of mankind. The environment became volatile and organisms evolved. To the humans, the System offered a class-base progression with a myriad of skills just like in old RPG games. From magic to bloodlines, as long as people immersed themselves in their passions, the System would incorporate their interests into classes and skills. And with the rise of new powerhouses, old nations were brought down and new ones rose from the ashes, stabilizing and governing their evolved populace.Around 500 years later since the dawn of the System, the story of our MC began. Drai was a musclehead, and his days were mostly spent for two purposes: becoming stronger and tougher! With his single-mindedness and crazy trainings he was finally offered a special class on the Revelation Day. From there on, his journey began. Starting from a prestigious academy and meeting his mentor and new friends, each with their own peculiarities, Drai steadily walked the path of power and invincibility. Party adventures, dark schemes, and veiled threats would accompany Drai throughout his journey.

Blurp:

What kind of husband punishes his wife by spanking her ass? An insane and sadistic husband!

“How long are you going to punish me?!”

“I’m done with your punishment a while ago.”

Qiao Anxia jerked in a fury and immediately rose to her feet while tidying up her one-piece dress.

Her hands touched her buttocks without realizing it, feeling the heat from the man’s punishment. She didn’t know if this burning feeling was from Richard’s unpainful spanking or for another reason...

How she wished she could kill this man!

The Strongest Magic meets the Mightiest Mecha.

I have stolen Golden Mechas from the deepest vaults of the most tightly guarded fortresses in the world.

I have personally destroyed more armies than the top three superpowers have in the span of the Absolute War - combined.

I burned down the terrorist megacity of Habon.

I was expelled from the Union of Heroes at a younger age than people are allowed in.

I have talked to Ancient Gods, loved women, and devoured mechas that would make superpowers cringe in fear.

I have faced demons head on in moonless nights others fear to speak of during the day.

I am deified in a thousand cultures, and labelled as the devil incarnate in the rest.

I am the Mecha Emperor.

You may have heard of me.

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Excerpt from Chapter 1

This is where it all began.

A junkyard.

Oh no, this isn't your clean, mechas-only junkyard that was the 'starting point' of many mecha geniuses out there.

I have seen and heard my share of rags-to-riches stories, and many of them claimed that they had started from 'junkyards' and slowly grew to be where they were right now.

From Zero to Hero, they declared.

You can do it too, they said.

As long as you work hard, everything is possible, they claimed.

I call bullshit.

Life doesn't work like that.