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... s he quickly tried to recover. "Yo momma is so fat, when she went to the beach, a whale swam up and sang, ’We are family, even though you’re fatter than me!’"

"Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home an hour before she does," Apollo fired back instantly, almost like he didn’t need to think at all. He smirked as more students gathered around to watch.

Their laughter echoed as they observed the commotion with great interest.

It was a new form of entertainment, and the ...

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