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... uld say about that one. Probably something stupid and mean and not at all funny like:


"Nice one Cujo, is she so scared to be alone with you that you need to bash her over the head first?"


Yeah, they were never finding out about this, ever. I would forbid everyone from talking about it. I would not let them know. I swear to everything in the damned fucking universe that I would murder whoever tells them about me needing to kidnap my own wife to get alone time with her. DAM ...

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