Common Sense Hijack System - Chapter 85

After hatching endless plots and suffering innumerable hardships, the demons of the Demonic Realm finally managed to resurrect the Ancient Demon King.

The demons of the Demonic Realm had hoped that the Ancient Demon King would not only lead them in waging a war against the Heavenly Realm and enable them to lord their superiority over the Immortals, he would also ultimately gain control over the entire realm.

Gradually, however, they discovered that their thoughts were very, very wrong.

Whilst it is true that this Ancient Demon King still retains his aura of superiority and possesses unlimited powers, he…

He seems to be a mental case…

It’s alright even if he changes orders and does things in an incomprehensible way.

But what’s with his habit of muttering under his breath, nagging and conversing with himself the entire day!

Small Orchid: He’s not ill, he’s just despicable (贱jian)…can’t stand to see (见jian) people live a good life.

Dong Fang: I am only unable to endure seeing you live a good life.

Small Orchid: …

*T/N: The Chinese pronunciation for the word “despicable” is the same as the word “see” – thus, the author is trying to show that Small Orchid, while trying to scold Dong Fang, is also careful not to incur his wrath, which is why she tried to imbue another meaning into her sentence after scolding him.

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[Warnung vor sexuellen Inhalten und expliziten Szenen]Warnung: Sexuelle Inhalte, explizite Szenen, Komödie, MILFs, genialer Hauptcharakter und sein Harem.Besitzergreifender Hauptcharakter, großer Harem, fähige Haremmitglieder, kein Gewissen gegenüber Männern, Hauptcharakter ist ein entspannter Typ, bis etwas mit seinen Frauen passiert.~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~Ethan Nocturne dachte immer, er sei nur ein normaler Kerl in einer Welt, in der jeder mit 18 Jahren Superkräfte erweckt. Aber als sein Geburtstag kommt, ändert sich alles. Sein Körper fühlt sich stärker an, seine Sinne schärfer, und Frauen – besonders die in seiner Umgebung – beginnen sich seltsam zu verhalten, fühlen sich zu ihm hingezogen auf eine Weise, die er nicht versteht.Dann trifft ihn die Wahrheit – er ist kein Mensch. Er trägt die Inkubus-Blutlinie, das seltene männliche Gegenstück zu einem Sukkubus. Und seine Adoptivfamilie? Sie sind nicht nur mächtige Übermenschen. Seine Adoptivmutter, Lilith Nocturne, ist die Sukkubus-Königin, und seine drei atemberaubenden Stiefschwestern sind Sukkubus-Prinzessinnen – Herrscherinnen eines ganzen Fantasieplaneten.Aber hier ist der seltsamste Teil – sie wissen nicht, was er wirklich ist.Während Ethan versucht, seine neue Realität zu verstehen, erfährt er, dass die Superkräfte der Welt nicht so einfach sind, wie die Menschen glauben. Fantasiewesen – Elfen, Vampire, Drachengeschlechter und mehr – sind nicht nur Mythen. Sie sind real. Und sie leben heimlich unter den Menschen.Jetzt tauchen sie in seinem Leben auf, von ihm angezogen aus Gründen, die er nicht erklären kann. Seine Blutlinie, sein Erwachen und das System, das ihn leitet – alles ist mit etwas viel Größerem verbunden.Warum haben sich diese Rassen so lange versteckt? Was ist die wahre Wahrheit hinter den Superkräften? Und warum hat er das Gefühl, dass seine bloße Existenz dazu bestimmt ist, alles zu verändern?Mit einem System, das ihn zu seinen Inkubus-Instinkten drängt, mächtigen Frauen aus der ganzen Welt – und darüber hinaus –, die in seine Umlaufbahn fallen, und Kräften im Schatten, die jeden seiner Schritte beobachten, hat Ethan zwei Möglichkeiten – dagegen ankämpfen oder es annehmen.Aber eines ist klar – sein Leben wird nie mehr dasselbe sein.…...Kein NTR.....PS: Ich bin noch neu dabei und habe noch viel zu lernen und kann Fehler machen, also wenn ihr welche findet, kommentiert bitte, und ich werde sie so schnell wie möglich beheben........

Isabella was supposed to be sipping champagne at a luxury spa, not waking up in the middle of a forest. Worse, a SYSTEM had attached itself to her like some clingy ex, spouting nonsense about survival, quests, and—oh, hell no—manual labor.“System, I was NOT built for the wilderness! My ideal ‘roughing it’ experience involves a five-star hotel with bad WiFi!”Now, instead of lounging in silk robes, she’s being ordered to farm? To hunt?“A farming quest? You want me—a city girl—to grow food? System, I once killed a cactus by overwatering it. This is NOT my calling!”And don’t even get her started on the hygiene situation.“You want me to bathe in a cold river? Darling, I require warm water, scented oils, and an ambience! What do I look like—some barbarian?!”Unfortunately, the locals—big, muscular beastmen—don’t seem to understand the concept of self-care. The women? Neglecting their skin like it’s a crime to be radiant. The men? Walking hygiene disasters.“Ladies, if your man can smell you before he sees you, we have a problem.”“You see this? This is lotion. It exists so you don’t look like a dried-up leaf. Use it.”“A beard should be majestic, not tragic. Let me fix it.”And the beastmen? They don’t just stare at her like she’s an oddity. No, they hover. They smirk. They lean in too close, fangs flashing with amusement.“Why do you keep looking at me like that?” she huffed, crossing her arms.The panther grinned, his tail flicking. “Because you’re fascinating when you’re annoyed.”No, absolutely not. She was not here for this nonsense.“If you have time to stare, you have time to moisturize.”She didn’t ask to be here. She didn’t ask to be their savior. But if she has to suffer through this world, she’s making everyone around her suffer less—through skincare, style, and some serious attitude.“If I hear one more ‘We don’t season our food here,’ I’m launching a war.”“If you have time to gossip, you have time to do squats.”“You want to impress a woman? Start with not smelling like the battlefield.”Survival isn’t just about fighting monsters; it’s about looking good while doing it. So what if the System keeps throwing impossible quests her way?“What do you mean ‘you can’t skip quests’?! Since when?! Where is the skip button?! I demand a skip button!”But somewhere between dodging ridiculous quests and fixing these people’s tragic grooming habits, Isabella found herself in situations. Uncomfortable, heart-racing situations.Like being trapped against a tree by the red python, his red eyes half-lidded as he murmured, “You talk too much, little star. Should I silence you?”Like waking up with the lion lord’s fur-lined cloak draped over her shoulders, his deep voice gruff, “You shiver in your sleep. I’ll fix that.”Like the phoenix watching her every move, his burning gaze searing into her skin as he mused,“You cause chaos wherever you go, but I find that I don’t mind.”Oh, hell. No. She was not about to fall for four beastmen. She was too pretty for this much stress.“If you insult me again, I’ll make sure your soul needs a beauty upgrade.”“I refuse to be disrespected by anyone who dresses like an unwashed tree branch.”And yet, when a rival tribe came to challenge her, when danger lurked too close, those same beastmen stood beside her—smirking, taunting, fighting for her.“A beastman growled at me today. I growled back. He ran. I am the alpha now.”Isabella isn’t just surviving. She’s thriving. And this world better keep up.

Some say he is the bad apple in a basket, that he’s rotting everything around him with disgrace and corruption.

Some say he is the biggest scum of the South Zhanbu Continent, that he’s colluding with the dark sects to cheat, steal, and commit all manner of atrocities.

Some say he is the most wanted playboy. “Lock your daughters at home to keep Fang Xing away!”

To all of those people, “That’s right, I am that big rotten apple. Any problem with that?”

This brand of anti-hero is a young orphan with poor prospects and nothing more than the keepsakes of his uncles. He plots, schemes, and orchestrates all manner of villainy in his quest for power and revenge, unafraid to live precariously and make enemies out of those he really should not.

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