Comrade: Almost a Cat-astrophic Love Story - Chapter 216: With My Mouth

In the final year of high school, Christian’s ordinary life takes a dramatic turn when he is struck by lightning, awakening the Idle System, a manifestation of his dream.What begins as a personal fantasy quickly transforms into a new reality for Christian, who revels in his newfound abilities while the world around him remains blissfully unaware.However, as Christian adjusts to his extraordinary circumstances, strange and unsettling events begin to unfold globally.Would the genre of the world also become Fantasy or would it stay exclusive to him?

”When I tell you to proceed with Plan A, you can’t just ignore it and go with Plan B,” said the king.

”Sure”, she replied; she’ll just go to Plan C then! No biggie.

”If you were told to go eastwards, you can’t just ignore me and go in the opposite way,” the king added on.

”Yes,” she said while nodding. If she can’t go in the opposite way, North and south work fine too.

”You are NOT allowed to have affair with any other men!” the king then emphasized.

”Sure”. She replied. She never has to be the one having affair with the others. Others have it with her.

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Xiang Yu was perfectly content with his mediocre life on Earth—average job, average apartment, average everything. That is, until he woke up in the legendary World of Cultivation, where martial artists fly through the skies and immortals battle over ancient treasures.There's just one problem: Xiang Yu wants absolutely NONE of that action.Armed with only his wits and a peculiar system that doubles his exp every 24 hours, Xiang Yu has one goal: become powerful enough to live in peace without getting involved in those ridiculous “protagonist” situations. No ancient tombs. No tournament arcs. And for heaven's sake, stay FAR away from anyone named Chen Mo, Lin Feng, or Li Yao—those names practically scream “main character who will drag me into deadly situations!”Starting with strength stats so pathetic he can barely lift a cultivation manual, Xiang Yu must somehow survive long enough for his exponential growth to matter. After all, doubling zero cultivation talent still equals zero... at first.Follow Xiang Yu on his hilarious journey from zero to hero as he desperately tries to stay invisible while his power skyrockets beyond control! Watch as he dodges cultivation tournaments, avoids suspicious elders bearing gifts, and runs the other way whenever someone mentions “ancient inheritance” or “chosen one.”Join the adventure of the most reluctant cultivator in history whose only wish is peace and quiet, but whose exponential growth makes him the most terrifying force this cultivation world has ever seen!

Jack died an embarrassing death and was reborn as Tony Stark in the Marvel Multiverse. He found out that the reality he was reborn in was a mixture of The Marvel Ultimates, other Comics, and a little bit of MCU, which wasn't good news for him. Too many enemies and unknowns. No way of knowing which event will happen when. No way of knowing who is good or who is bad.Thus begins Jack/Tony's journey of survival. He will do anything to survive and achieve his goals, no matter the cost.---Before you ask> No, this isn't a part of any previous series. This is a new ff.---MC isn't a saint. He'll do anything for survival. And MC won't be OP in battle from the start. He'll struggle and learn from failures and improve, for the first part. And this is a technological advance world. Finally, DON'T COMPARE REAL LIFE TO A FANFIC AND THEN ARGUE.---[The cover picture is AI-generated.][I don't own DC or Marvel except for my own OC][Harem? >Yes.]----Support Link:-https://www.patreon.com/XcaliburXc [15-17 advance chapters]----------