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... wine section to see how much my mom just spent on fucking wine.

Six hundred fucking fifty dollars?!?!?!

Motherfucker!!!!

Sigh

Well if she was going all out for our talk I might as well eat good.

Though I can’t remember the last time I had a good steak.

Looks like I’ll be going with the 26 oz T-bone with steamed veggies.

I ignored the fact that it was $97 for the meal.

If my mom can drop $650 for fucking wine then $97 was nothing co ...

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