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... Indeed, a passerby who is preparing to unclog the toilet is suddenly given a decision to save the world. What can he do?”


“If you gave me a howitzer, I might still be able to blast them to kingdom come,” Tang Yue said. “Unfortunately, all I have is a toilet plunger.”


“Then plunge them to kingdom come.”


“What if it doesn’t work?” Tang Yue asked.


“Then use it on yourself.”

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