Demon King - Chapter 1: Prologue: Two Uglies

Hello, my fellow Tsunade enjoyers!Tired of MCs collecting more sharingans than Danzo?Had enough of Uchiha revenge plots and Konoha crush plans?Feeling hopeless because of yet another self-insert, wish-fulfillment garbage?Fear not!This book will recharge your Tsunadium daily!Enjoy real romance and peak comedy.Your favorite tsundere heroine is here!What are you waiting for?Get your Limited Edition today—only for 699 ryo!*Sincerely yours,Kakuzu.*(NO REFUNDS)---What to expect:Romance+comedy combo, with Tsunade as the female lead.MC is strong from the start but plays a supportive role.Not a system novel, though the MC technically has one.MC is a slacker and a flirt, but there’s no harem.Add to this a slight take on Hokage duties and politics.---It’s a translation, by the way, but I cleaned it up a bit.All credit goes to the original creators.Upload schedule: 1 chapter a day.If you're looking for the raw title or MTL, check out my pinned review below.

The kind-hearted boy Suzuki was supposed to use his cheat ability to be “unconditionally loved by the local race” and enjoy a peaceful slow life in another world… or so he thought.

However, due to a small mistake by a goddess, he was actually reincarnated into a bloody, end-of-the-century world where humans were being destroyed by demons, with slaughter and torture everywhere.

Suzuki was in a desperate situation!! …But for some reason, the demons who saw him seemed to be acting a little strange – what could this mean?

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