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... reading my nonsense!

Chapter 2: ♫Happy Birthday♫? by Harem-Fan

[Wake! Wake up! If you don't wake up, I am going to K~Kiss you~!]

"…Umm?”

This blasted noise is killing me... wait?!

"I know this stupid alarm sound.. It is Issei's damn alarm clock! No, No, No, just please let this be a joke!"

Tap! I reach up and slam the off-switch, which I have weirdly done in muscle memory...

Okay, now I can think a bit.

"Fuck me sideways, I really a ...

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