Erotic Adventures in the Omniverse: Vampire Lord got too many wives - Chapter 362: Defend

Balthazar was just a random giant crab enjoying his life in a fantasy world full of bothersome human adventurers, but then he had to go and accidentally discover the secret of attributes and levels. And also pie. With baked goods and coin as his new life goals, he turns to the competitive business of trading the random junk adventurers loot every day.Follow Balthazar as he does everything to find a baker... except leave his pond, because exploring the dangerous world out there is for suckers. Witness how adventurers just can't seem to stop dying around his home. And cheer for a crab who makes great new friends by simply buying them.Book 2 is out now, with new chapters every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, fresh off the bakery!What to expect from this story:- No harems, not unless they're a harem of gold coins.- Silliness, lots of it. The story doesn't take itself too seriously, so you shouldn't either.- The only kind of OP here is how “overpriced” the crab's deals are.- A system simple enough for a crab to use, but still conveniently complex when necessary, for some odd reason.- Proper realistic adventurers: they're not very bright, and they make very poor decisions.- Did I mention there will be pastries?

If it was me, I wouldn’t date a professional gamer. If I had that kind of patience, then I might as well use it to get into Tsinghua University or Beijing University.

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What would you do if your planet ceased to exist after a nap?

Once upon a time, there was a princess…

Scrap that.

Once upon a time, there was a hermit called Yao Si.

She was an orphaned hikikomori who lived a peaceful and mundane life in her cosy little apartment.

Just when she thought she’d live out the rest of her mundane days… she died.

By a strange twist of fate, she was somehow turned into a vampire, even worse, a fifth-generation weakling with no combat ability at all.

Vampires had their own little secret society, cultural feuds, and called themselves bloodlings.

With the threats of another civil war among the bloodlings, Yao Si remained composed.

‘Even if this war of bloodlings rages on again, it will need a miracle to affect me,’ she thought.

So, a miracle occurred…

When she was woken up from a millennnia-long nap, she found that her beautiful mother planet Earth had ceased to exist.

Even the oldest bloodling in the entire universe was now one of her grand [ times infinity] child.

Everyone will have to call her “ancestor” from this moment onwards!

The peasant Yao Si had successfully revolted and taken charge, let’s see who dares to call her a weakling anymore!

“Hey! You, that guy over there!

“Yes, you.

“Come on, let’s fight, if I lose, I will call you ‘dad’!”

So… she has a new dad.

Yao Si “…”

Mu Xuan “…”

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Xia Ji traveled to the continent of Kyushu and became the Emperor of Xia.

I thought I had no worries about food and clothing, and I could enjoy peace of mind.

But he never thought that he might be the last emperor.

The seven kings of the court were in chaos: Qin Wang Ying Zheng, Tang Wang Li Yuan, Ming Wang Zhu Di, Yuan Wang Genghis Khan, Han Wang Liu Che, Song Wang Zhao Ji, and Qing Wang Kangxi.

The harem is full of ruthless characters: Concubine Jiang Yuyan, Concubine Dongjun, Concubine Xuan, Concubine Yuan Zhao Min, Empress Wu? Live? br />This kind of hell start, is it possible to become the last emperor of Xia Dynasty ?

But luckily.

At the beginning of the game, Xia Ji awakened the National Games Summoning System.

Spring and Autumn Sword Armor! Great Confucian Sage of Chu! Soldier in white!

Flatten the harem, rule the world, and suppress the seven kings.

From then on, the great summer that will never end has been created! …

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