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... with this random gonk at the diner pointing at him with a french fry like he was going to stab him,

"Bull shit. It's overpriced, over hyped garbage. Also it's digital acceleration is fucking broken!"

"The fuck it is! It drives perfectly!"

"It's complete dogshit, and you would know if you weren't some gonk fuck street kid Rayfield fuckboy that has never been in a Caliburn."

"Bitch I own one!" Malcolm roared standing up and I just put my head in my hands.

I ...

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