Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 49 - Your main job is being a slag man, but your side gig is being a doctor, is that right?!

I died the way I lived—cheap, broke, and naked.One freak laptop accident later, I wake up in my younger body… back when I still had hair, hope, and zero rent money.But this time, I’ve got something else.A system.One that talks. One that levels me up.One that feeds off... intimacy with women carrying “Yin-rich energy.”And the first target?My mysterious landlady. She’s mature, curvy, and definitely hiding more than just a killer figure under that robe.To grow stronger, I’ll have to seduce, satisfy, and survive the “Dual Cultivation Trials” the System keeps throwing at me—each more insane than the last.It’s time to become the strongest lewd cultivator in the modern world.And I’ll start... by paying my rent.Tags: romance | reincarnation | system | r18 | comedy | harem | cultivation | slice of life | fast paced | urban | academy | milfs | older women

At the beginning of transmigration, I almost killed my younger brother. If I don’t complete the system tasks, I’ll be electrically punished.Following the system’s instructions, Nantian wen participated in a talent show for trainees.The other girls were singing and dancing…Nantian wen said: “Let me show everyone some brick breaking with bare hands!”

A world where the [Demon King] was defeated by a [Hero] that came from another world. People carelessly forgot about their fear of the [Demon King] and of monsters, living in peace.

In a forgotten and run-down cave in the mountains, a new monster that should not have been born was given birth.

The monster’s name was the [Black Ooze]. It was nothing exceptional other than its black color, an ordinary slime.

However, this slime had the special characteristic of being able to take the abilities of the living things it swallowed. It preyed on an insect that had paralytic poison, as well as other animals. Following that, it attacked a human, obtaining his knowledge and [Desire].

Before long, the monster established its target as the female mage that came to explore the cave.

This world still wasn’t aware.

Yun Chu was thrown into the small world for training, and he just wanted to fill up his progress and go back to make trades.

Unexpectedly, I met a difficult and clingy little devil.

The young man hooked his lips softly and stalked him, but the indifferent daughter of Heavenly Dao was indifferent.

until–

Someone on the edge of blackening leads the big guy into the pit step by step.

“You can’t escape~”

【Quick Pass/Main Sweet/1v1】

#Also known as “The Big Brother Is Actually Not Cold”, “The Love Diary of the Little Lord God”#

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