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... ints on charcoal. Haha... ha.. ha.. h."

No laugh? Fine. How about this one..

"I went to swim in an ocean the other day, I saw an island floating. I went towards it and it turned out, it was not an island. It was..."

A little pause, then look in the eye of an audience member and now here comes the punch line :

"Your mom!"

Hmm? Why is he angry? It's just a joke. Is his mother really that fat? Alright. I should focus on the member next to him.

This ma ...

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