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... 'Sir, help me. Someone is giving me death threats.'

Policeman stood up from his chair, seriously, he asked : 'Who is it?'

The man answered, 'My girlfriend's husband.'"

I shared one more joke with the Alien.

"Hahaha. Good. Good. Good."

And the Alien liked it.

He laughed at every one of my jokes and I couldn't ask for more.

But only the Alien was laughing.

"What's a policeman, my lord?" Erect couldn't even understand my words.

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