I Reincarnated As A Stick - Chapter 311: The Heavens and Its Jokes

In the Interstellar era where the strong are king, soft and cute species are almost all extinct.

Tu Mianmian, who crossed over, was given a ruthless Duke husband, a husband who could destroy Mechas in minutes.

As a lop-eared rabbit who had just refined his human shape, he felt weak, pitiful and helpless.

So, he resolutely ran into the entertainment circle, relying on his sky-defying appearance to garner large amounts of fans from interstellar society, including his own gong/husband.

It was night, and the Duke who was going to improve the relationship between husband and wife walked to the door and saw a fluffy lop-eared rabbit lying on the sofa…

When Tu Mianmian found himself sleeping beside his gong with his rabbit body stretched out, he scared himself. Sitting up in shock and dazed, he unconsciously stomped the Duke’s mouth. Shivering, he retracted his rabbit paw, but was caught by his gong with a cold face.

Tu Mianmian: …I, I, I am willing to cut off this rabbit’s paw!

Before he could finish speaking, the iron-blooded Lord Duke approached his mouth at the speed of light: Chuu~~ ( ˘ ³ ˘)♥

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Travel through the world of martial arts, get a god-level kidnapping system, and vow to be the number one kidnapper in the universe.

As long as you don’t want to tie it, there is nothing you can’t tie!

Guo Jing, your daughter has been kidnapped by Lao Tzu. If you don’t want me to do anything to her, you can exchange it with Jiuyin Zhenjing and Eighteen Palms of Subduing Dragon!

What, so obedient?

Then I’ll give you a grandson for free.

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Yang Guo, your aunt was kidnapped by Lao Tzu. If she knew the face, she would have cut up her own little penis!

What? Yin Zhiping, do you want to cut too?

Well, I will send you a dragon-slaying knife, cut iron like mud, and guarantee that there will be no pain!

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Duan Zhengchun, your wife and daughter have been tied up by Lao Tzu, hurry up and hand over all the martial arts secrets of Yi Yang Finger, Six Meridian Divine Sword, etc., and then kill yourself!

What? Want to have sex with your wives again before you die?

Fuck you, they have been scolded by Lao Tzu “Japanese…

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Netori - Mc only steals other womanKyle’s life was a downward spiral of betrayal and boredom. After being cheated on by his girlfriend, he gave up on everything, drowning himself in his favorite escape: an 18+ harem-themed online game. He had planned to play the finale of the game before ending it all, but fate had other plans for him.Just as he was about to log in for the final time,An unexpected prompt appeared on the screen:[Now choose: Will you be reincarnated into another world? Y/N]With no attachments to his old life, Kyle clicked “Yes ”without hesitation.[You have only one wish. What will you wish for?]A wicked smile spread across Kyle's face as he typed his wish:“I want to be the one who takes everything others hold dear in NTR situations.”And so, his second life began in a world of swords, magic, and beautiful women. Armed with two overpowered NTR skills, Kyle is ready to conquer, seduce, and rewrite his destiny. This time, the tables have turned,he will be the one taking what others treasure most.---If you’re into 18+ spicy adventures with plot-driven twists, this book is for you! Dive into a smutty fantasy world filled with harem building, forbidden desires, and magic battles.What You’ll Find Here:- Lemons you won’t forget- NTR (to others) drama done right- Harem building with real chemistry- Worldbuilding full of magic and mystery- Complex characters with dark motives- Just the right balance of plot and spice---Author’s Note:Hey readers, thank you for checking out my first smut novel! While there are plenty of steamy scenes, the story comes first. Expect character growth, a compelling plot, and lots of twists and turns to keep you hooked. If you enjoy this, please vote with your power stones,it motivates me to keep writing and improving. Your support means the world!Don’t miss out on Kyle’s chaotic, spicy journey!Sex Sex Sex Sex

Fu Xin woke up and found herself as a mother on a reality show, where she had abused her biological son into depression, faced online boycott, and ultimately became a disgraced mother.

However, Fu Xin remained unfazed because the plot had yet to begin. As long as she acted badly enough, she wouldn’t be able to keep up with him.

So, when the program started, while other mothers were getting up early, preparing delicious breakfast, coaxing their babies to wake up, and worrying about their temper tantrums, Fu Xin and her son had a different approach.

The five-year-old little one would get up on his own, tidy himself up, and tirelessly try to wake his mom up! He would climb trees to get bird eggs, fish in the river, and dig snakes in the fields, leaving his dear mother worried.

Fu Xin claimed that she only wanted to act badly, but her little one was so amazing that he became the “most desired baby by netizens of the year,”. It was to the point that people even wanted to steal him by putting him in a sack. It was evident how popular her little one was.

Naturally, Fu Xin gained attention as well.

This made netizens bitter, and they started to make sarcastic comments. They claimed Fu Xin was a discarded woman from a wealthy family, and her rich husband never showed up.

Unexpectedly, the next moment, the rumored CEO, known for not returning home and rarely appearing in public, sent out lawyer letters personally.

Fu Xin: “What’s going on? How come this wealthy husband, who never appeared in the original story, is joining the fray?”

Jiang Yi: “Our son and I waited for you for a lifetime in our previous life. Finally, in this life, we have you back!”

Fu Xin: “So, I transmigrated… into myself?!”

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