I Swear My Pool Don't Have A Python - Chapter 24: Reaching 20 Meters Long!

I became a staff officer of an empire whose defeat was certain.The only way to escape from the empire with an 8-year mandatory service was through dishonorable discharge.But then…“You can be glad, Lieutenant. Thanks to your accurate instinct, our military could prevent damage in advance.”The more I struggled to be discharged, the higher my performance evaluation became.

In 2036, humankind steps foot on Mars for the first time.

A pervert transmigrates into the body of a character from a novel he was trashing or rather cursing with every fiber of his being. Mid rage-quit, the universe decided to teach him a lesson by dropping him straight into that very cursed world.Reborn as Eren Van Astrea in the realm of Velmora, where summoners reign supreme, he finds himself as the weakest side character imaginable. No summons. No QUOR. A half-elf son of a baron treated as garbage by his own bloodline: mocked, beaten, and forgotten.But when a mischievous god takes interest in his misery and grants him a game-like system, everything changes.Now every insult becomes fuel. Every enemy becomes a future regret. And every face that looked down on him? They're about to meet the ground.Eren isn't just seeking revenge against the family that discarded him. He's rewriting the entire story with himself as the villain they never saw coming.For Character Illustrationshttps://discord.gg/ht8sfcTCcR

In an era of global awakening of supernatural abilities, Lin Tianming awakens his SSS-level talent. He thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of his life, only to overhear the heartfelt thoughts of his school beauty girlfriend who hates him to the core.[Lin Tianming, you didn't expect me to be reborn, did you? In my previous life, you let me down. In this life, I will not be fooled by your sweet words again!]Having a reborn girlfriend who is merely putting on a show is already troublesome enough, but little does he know, there's more than one person he has wronged. At this moment, each of them is on their way to find him!--------------------------Features elements of Lovecraftian horror, with themes of inner demons, corruption, genetic ascension, mechanical ascension, and psionic ascension emerging in the later stages.