I will marry you in a thousand years. - Chapter 78: Yunniang’s Birthday Party (lll)

The dead cannot speak.

It means the living can create any story they want.

Inheritance, honor and wealth can be taken away by lies.

However, what happens when a person, who was presumed to be dead, returns alive?

Traveling through the world of pirates, he also became a noble Celestial Dragons.Lakeman just wanted to enjoy a luxurious life.Unexpectedly, as soon as he attended an auction, he met the three Boa sisters who had just been captured, and the binding system was awakened at the same time.If you bind a genius, you can get the other person's daily practice feedback.【You have bound Boa Hancock.】【You have bound Borsalino.】[You have bound One Piece’s deputy, Silvers Rayleigh.】【You have bound Doflamingo.】“Originally, I just wanted to recruit talents from all over the world, but why are there more and more beautiful girls?” Lakeman looked at the group of beauties beside him and fell into deep thought.

Reincarnated into the Douluo Continent, inheriting the Emerald Scorpion Martial Soul, with no other options—what should you do if you’re forced to play with poison? Chen Ming declares: “If I’m going to play with poison, I’ll make sure to excel at it. As a transmigrator, even playing with poison, I’ll set an example worth following.”(Anti-Tang San, multiple female leads, no affiliation with the Spirit Hall, self-created divine position.)Raw Title: 斗罗：翡翠毒皇

Aldred was a 20-year-old man who killed himself because he couldn't stand how the world treated him.

He prayed for a life that he could be grateful for.

And unexpected to him, the gods heard his prayer.

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I welcome you to the world of fantastic imaginations where swords and magic clashed.

What to expect: A lot of beautiful girls. OP MC, weak to strong, sucking things. Milk. lots of milk. Adventure. And Comedy.

Warning: You might laugh too hard reading this story.

Note: This is an adventure story. The 1-10 chap is a prologue of some sort. But I advise you not to skip them, I am sure you will find them hilarious.

Note: Will there be milf and incest? Yes, but at the later part of the story. MC has to fight his way to earn these rewards. So follow his journey first.

NO NTR

Note: The cover is not mine. If you want me to take it down, please ask.