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... hen taking a shit?

Oops~...

Cultivators don't poop.

Whelp, those who searched for them scratched their heads like monkeys, wondering how in the hell they vanished.

Or is that someone… some bastard had gotten to them first?

If so, then who?

The Alchemy Association? The Moroder Organization?

The Eyes of Sphinx Association?

The Deadly Nataraja Order?

The Heavenly Tavon Ranking Association?

The 4 Big Sects?

...

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