Keyboard Immortal - Chapter 2596: Courting Death

It was a life without regret. My parents were in good health, and I wasn’t homey enough for me to combine my studies and part-time jobs.

I like fantasy, martial arts, games, fiction movies, cartoons… I’m a normal high school student who likes these things.

That was certainly true until ten years ago.

This is not the earth.

A fantasy world dominated by powerful people. Savage utopia. It is a world where you can take anything with you if you have physical strength.

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.

Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?

Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”

In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”

Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”

Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

One sentence copy: What should I do if the genius tyrant can’t move? Make do with it, how can you leave?
Jing You is a genius who loves money, like a money-making machine without emotion. The president’s life skills are blank, and Jiang Shengyan is both a secretary and a mother.
We have known each other for ten years and worked together for five years.
The relationship between Jing You and his secretary Jiang Shengyan changed quietly on the day Jiang Shengyan asked for leave to go on a blind date.
Jing·Puzzled·You: If Jiang Shengyan gets married, where can I find such a suitable secretary?
Absolutely! Do not! Can! by!
It must be because there is not enough work!
Jingyou: Secretary Jiang, please come to my house to work overtime tonight.
Jiang Shengyan: I have a plot against a person, but she doesn’t know it. Then I had to use my own way to turn ten years into a lifetime.
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So a person who loves money, always repeats the sentence in his dreams: “Sister Fairy, I will give you all the money I make.”
That unique gentle tone made Jiang Shengyan go crazy with jealousy.
As everyone knows, the fairy sister Jing You babbles is her.
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The entire secretarial room thought that its president was an emotionless machine.
Until someone saw Secretary Jiang press the president on the table to kiss him.
Everyone in the secretary room: I can do the CP of the president and secretary Jiang!
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#Later, Jiang Shengyan finally knew that the president was trying to make money because of her.
Money Pot, Vinegar, Elegant President Shou x Gentleness, Black Belly, Fairy Secretary Attack (Gong Shou only represents character, hold high the banner of mutual attack)
Modern overhead, same-sex marriage. The sand sculpture Su Shuangtian, the golden finger is thick enough.

Edible Guidelines:
1. The age difference is 7 years old, and the secretary’s mother is a girlfriend
2. The president’s appearance is immobile, but in fact it is a two-way crush
3. This is a president who loves money very much.
4. All members are not in one channel series

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In Victorian England, occult practitioners and the Nightmen Police, who hunted occult practitioners, were at odds and engaged in a fight to the death. Legend has it that one of the occult practitioners was a mysterious merchant who ran the world’s largest underground black market in the occult arts, offering a variety of rare treasures. Word says that the Nightmen have a newly appointed young detective whose decisive actions have solved many cases, and occult practitioners are terror-stricken hearing his name.

Duan FeiZhou: Good, both are me.

He transmigrated to this era because he accidentally clicked on an email titled “Congratulations on your million dollar inheritance” and confusingly agreed to join the Nightmen’s side to fight against the occult practitioners.

Who knew that the next day he would inherit a mysterious inheritance from his uncle – the owner of the world’s most prominent black market of secret arts underground trading… This was a bit awkward.

Duan FeiZhou decided to stay away from the strife to avoid falling off the horse and became a salted fish.

On the one hand, crazy black market customers hope that the black market will close down as soon as possible. On the other hand, the Nightmen are negatively idle, hoping that he is quickly fired. However, the more he rushed customers, the more the business of the black market became red hot. The more negativity, the more he was promoted in the Nightmen.

Seeing that the double-sided was becoming a bigger hassle, he was afraid his mask would fall off..

The Scotland Yard’s NIghtmen Leader, code name Z, has white hair, blind eyes, mechanical prosthetics, metal spine, all from war damage; his hobby is hand-rolling cigars, and if he can not save the hostages, he will shoot them together with the criminals. His highest ideal in life is to exterminate all the occult practitioners in the world.

He thought he had a heart of gold with a painful past, but step by step, he was impressed and conquered by the new young Nightman… He also reformed him.

Until one day, he learned that the young man who tugged at his heartstrings was his lifelong enemy – the owner of the world’s largest underground black market for secret arts.

Z: Oh well.

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