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... Tim," Joe opined with resigned air to his voice.

"Don’t be such a Gloomy Gus. How hard could it be?"

"Well, for starters, Orangutans use body language and facial expression for much of their communication although it does have verbal components as well. Rather than translate, I’ll need to stuff the entire lexicon and syntax into your head before you go. Your eight-year-old human vocal cords will have serious issues trying to recreate the appropriate sounds. Should I go on?"

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